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    A mission gone wrong forced Roxy and Merlin to work together evading enemies, protecting their families and friends, and finding out the powerful force behind everything. In the process, their relationship changed from mentor and protege to handler and agent to friends to... lovers?

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    13/?
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    “I’m eight.” the kid sniffs as if eight was any different from four, maybe not an unspeakable horror then, just a regular horror. “And I heard that the Magnus Institute deals with-” his little nose scrunches, cute. “-spooky things.”

    “Do you have a-” he cracks a grin, and then rethinks it as small hands tighten against their burden.”-spooky thing to deliver?” gods he hopes not, it’s bad enough when adults walk in and lay out all of their baggage, but for a child-

    “There’s a spider in this book.” the kid says solemnly, raising his textbook sized parcel. “It ate Evan Pritchard.” a bloody fucking Leitner. Of course an eight year old would find a murder spider book. “This seemed like the best place to bring it.”

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    10/?
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    Merlin skips a year of school when he is seven and ends up in Year Four instead of Year Three. The older kids all pick on him and the worst is by far Arthur. A stolen book brings Arthur and Merlin together, and they become best friends. Sadly, nothing they do can stop Arthur from being sent away.

    Morgana pressures Arthur to hit on a guy in the pub. He does it to shut her up, but it turns out Emrys is actually a lot of fun to be around. One date turns into many. Arthur has never been happier.

    Seems like fate had something else in store for Arthur and Merlin after all.

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    Hermione is fine, thank you very much. She just needs to finish curse breaker training, get an assignment abroad, and never have to think about her life in wizarding Britain ever again.

    Leave it to Bill to waltz in with his goddamn stupid handsome face and fuck it all up.

    [Bill/Hermione DDlg romance. Fluff and smut with a smattering of angst. HHBingo2021 prompt 'daddy kink.']

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    Chapters:
    4/15
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    42
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    49
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    A Mudblood, a Death Eater, and Voldemort walk into a bar.
    It'd be a bad joke if things weren’t so miserable.

    Hermione and Draco find themselves in 1944 with fleeting memories, a teenage Dark Lord, and no clue as to how they ended up fifty years in the past.
    Nothing makes sense.
    But maybe it isn't supposed to.
    They have worse things to return to, after all.

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    • Part 2 of OM
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    English
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    18/33
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    357
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    Time; has a way of bringing people together.
    Slight crossover elements.
    Five months after the destruction of Voldemort and the Battle of Hogwarts; Harry Potter hosts a memorial for the headmaster aka the Double Agent aka the Old Potions Professor his mother’s old friend; Severus Snape. Hermione Granger caught in cross hair of an attempt on Harry’s life is thrown back in time…where her paths cross again with a familiar person.

    For Charlie9646; inspired by a mutual love of the Prince, Severus Snape. And of Jane Eyre.

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    How the Dark Lord taught Severus Snape to defy gravity, and perhaps why Dumbledore thought he wouldn't make a good teacher.

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    They say you can find him near Old Fishmarket Close, dressed with a long coat and wide-brimmed hat. He doesn't speak, and no one has seen his face, but he will listen. He will listen as you tell him that one story, the one soaked in fear and pain, and he will help share the burden, help leave you feeling less heavy.

    They say you can find him on early mornings when the mist rolls in from the water over the shore. He will be there, when the loneliness seems too much and will offer to sit, to share, to be that comforting presence you need. He will be kind, and will share snacks, and will be that friend you need at the moment.

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    Liz doesn't believe what they say online about the being at the Fishmarket, the one who deals in stories and seeks to prove everyone wrong. Evelyn, on the other hand, just feels so very, very alone. Or: after everything, Jon and Martin become entities not of fear, but the opposite.

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    11
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    Draco is on the case of a murderer, but to investigate, he needs a fake relationship - and a kink club play partner. When Hermione volunteers to take the role, both do their best to maintain the lie without letting each other know the truth: neither of them are acting.

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    Chapters:
    31/31
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    A fic of BigTed's hanahaki fic "Full, Riotous Bloom". Set after chapter 6. Should also be readable as a standalone fic if you're familiar with hanahaki, but why would you want to? FRB is great, go read it.

    Martin would literally rather die than admit his feelings. But the next person who has a run-in with this Leitner deserves as much of a head start as he can give them.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    7th year Au, in which, Hermione (not the Head Girl, but knows a bit about head or at least several different slang words for it) asks Draco for his virginity, but NOT that virginity, and yet she gets both, that is if either really exist at all...
    Canon divergence
    - Voldy Moldy didn’t return 4th year or in this fic…at all…
    -Diggory was the only Hogwarts Champion…but also not in this fic…
    -Umbridge did teach 5th year but was chased out early due to out of control rise underage rituals…hinted at but not elaborated on…
    - it’s AU; Sargent and really…there is no plot, what plot?
    Inspired by an incorrect (as I’ve soon learned doing some minor research) tumblr post assumption on what “Virgin Blood actually” means, and I ran with it anyways.
    Some humour, or at least some attempts at humour.
    I know my confidence is staggering, hopefully you give it a go anyhow, and humour me.

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    1/1
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    While visiting in Greece, the hunt for the perfect sea shell begins!

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    1/1
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    The summer after Harry's fourth year has become the worst of his life. The haunting memories of Cedric's death and Voldemort's revival were terrible enough on their own, but then came the strange visions of Death Eaters, the worsening pain in his scar, and the uncontrollable emotions that don't feel like his own. After fleeing Privet Drive, he finds himself stuck in an isolated cottage with his most hated professor: Severus Snape.

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    Snape mentors Harry, no slash.

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    49,193
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
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    202
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    Eggsy was indifferent to sex. He didn’t mind the idea of sex, he just didn't feel the need to actively participate in it. But one day, after nearly a year together, he decided to take a chance and join Harry and Merlin in the bedroom.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    40
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    5
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    Once, Jon was in a band.

    This changes... nothing at all, really.

    (An assortment of scenes I wrote purely for fun, feat. some TMA-verse Toy Soldier headcanons.)

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    Comments:
    2
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    35
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    It's meant to be a casual arrangement. Just a way to get Ginny off her back and manage her sexual frustration. He's not supposed to get under her skin and make her miss him in the morning. And she's not supposed to want to let him in and tell him her secrets.

    She should have learned by now that things never work out the way they’re meant to. Sometimes, though, that's a good thing.

    [Remus/Hermione DDlg romance with a lot of angst.]

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    133,480
    Chapters:
    27/35
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    2
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    185
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    213
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    92
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    Barbaric though it may be, the blood quill wasn't invented by Dolores Umbridge. In fact, it was used by most magical establishments, to magically seal agreements, contracts, and even laws.
    Blood quills were magically binding‒and while "I must not tell lies" isn't exactly a contract, after a few dozen or a few hundred repetitions... Well, it starts to stick.

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    English
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    3/35
    Comments:
    36
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    122
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    44
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    At sixteen he left home, followed the circuit around the state in a beat up Chevy with more problems than the shops had fixes for.

    [aka, the one I found and decided to revise seven years later]

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    A divergence at Deathly Hallows, Chapter 17. Time travel fic.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    25
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    972
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    "Lifting his glass from the tragically old, dark-wooden, bistro table, he tossed back the rest of his Firewhiskey. Trying to shake visions of her from his mind.

    Her laugh.

    Her smile.

    Her lips."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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