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    TG: so
    TG: karkat vantas
    TG: put your doggoddamn suit on
    TG: come outside
    TG: get in the fucking car
    TG: we are going to your very first human wedding

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    6/?
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    101
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    13
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    John Egbert has run into a bit of a problem. He's fallen for both Dave and Karkat. Worst of all, the two of them are already in a relationship together.
    John's never been in a real relationship before, and running to Rose for help, finds he'll have to face his feelings head on.

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    1/?
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    3
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    115
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    Dirk has a bad night. Roxy ties him up, in the palest way possible

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    969
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    1/1
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    2
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    6
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    71
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    Jade, Dave and Karkat are all in love with each other. Without realizing that the others love them back. Basically, pining idiots who downright refuse to adress their feelings.

     

    This is a prequel to a road trip AU fanfic I'm working on, created partly because I felt like establishing the JadeDaveKat ship by showing their dinamics would be a good idea, and partly because the epilogues and Homestuck^2 can suck my nuts. This relationship will be healthy gog damnit! Even if I have to beat the snot out of Alt. Callie to do so.

    Also, basically no formatting and no beta. Sorry.

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    English
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    604
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    45
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    Sitting on a hill with Roxy and Calliope, June Egbert is presented with a choice: Meat... or candy...
    Or, maybe, something else entirely.

    But this isn't a story about her. Not really. No, this is a story about three women who exist alongside that fateful choice. This is a story about Rose LaLonde, Jade Harley, and Kanaya Maryam.

    A look at polyamory, consent, and communication through the lens of a more kind, humane version of the Homestuck epilogues.

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    English
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    18,348
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    299
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    An alternate branch of the timeline where a split from the canon timelines sees a version of the kids hijack another sburb session instead of going back to face Lord English.

    Meanwhile, an infamous band of outlaws grows ever more ragged; there's no space for them to hide anymore, and blindness and in-fighting are quickly leading them to disaster...

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    3,689
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    1/?
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    1
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    6
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    1
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    49
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    Dirk's never gotten much sleep even before the game, but this is getting ridiculous.

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    1/1
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    19
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    “This was ours,” he says, his voice low and demanding. Had he always been oppressive? It’s hard to tell. Some parts of him, perhaps, but never the whole - but what had wholeness meant when he was made with dotted lines along which the universe was instructed to cut? The Prince as he is and the prince by his side were moulded into the shape of something real from the same cloth, but hollow beneath it. There is a destiny at play, and he has known that for a while, now. “Still is, if you’re looking at it from my view. Which you will, someday. It was supposed to be ours, in the roundabout nature that most things are for me now.”

    There is quiet from the young prince.

    (Or: Dirk and Ultimate Dirk have a little chat.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    22
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    1
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    Dave has ascended to his ultimate self, but what about Jade?

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    1,464
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    6
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    77
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    Ever since she died, Aradia has felt removed from the rest of the world. Nearly five sweeps after the game, that hasn't changed—until Kanaya messages her with some very unexpected news.

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    The Journey Through Life with DaveJadeKat and other ships.

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    268
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    CANCERMAN: I DO NOT WANT THE FUCKING CLOWN GETTING HORNY
    CANCERMAN: NO HORNY CLOWNS, YOU HEAR ME?
    CANCERMAN: AND FOR THAT MATTER NO ONE GETTING HORNY /FOR/ CLOWNS

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    chat fic time

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    English
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    5,156
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    621
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    With her political career in shambles, Jane Crocker finds a glimmer of hope through an unlikely source.
    A date, a kiss, and a glimpse at some alien biology leaves her with feelings newly resurfaced for a man she never thought of as more than her friend.

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    3/3
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    What do you get when Jade Harley, Soma Cruz, Kratos Aurion, Solid Snake, and Shulk (Xenoblade) play Never Have I Ever?

    A mess.

    (DYWC)

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    1/1
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    John Egbert has a problem. He's alive, he's healthy, and all of his friends came with him to their own little paradise of a planet, Earth C, where they can all be alive and healthy together. So why can't he get out of his bed?

    a dirk/john fic of these two depressed losers opening up, being vulnerable, actually talking to their friends and family, and maybe kissing a little

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    2,179
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    30
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    4
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    163
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    You know that Jake’s coming to terms with reality and the shape of it, how it doesn’t always come wrapped up with a bow and a credit screen, but you want to be sure. You can’t be the perfect movie boyfriend for him. You hope he knows that. You hope he’s okay with it.

    Hope was always his thing, though.

    or: Jake tells Dirk he'd never danced like no one was watching in that treehouse of his, and Dirk has to amend that immediately.

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    1
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    220
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    After a careless remark by Roxy, Jane reinvents herself.

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    31
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    78
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    15
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    A re-interpretation of the canon verse, focusing on Jane and maybe Roxy. Jane and Roxy are trans girls, Dirk is a trans boy. A slice of life; before sburb, during, and after. Things get worse before they get better. Extremely not epilogue compliant.

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    2,202
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    186
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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

    7/19/19-
    Currently re-writing some parts and editing all pesterlogs to the correct colors/inserting images where ever need

    Language:
    English
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    35,302
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    15
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    127
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    2451
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    Jade attempts to reenter society, with varying results. Fortunately Aradia is there. This is a mostly standalone sequel to To the End of the Universe.

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    English
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    2,748
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    97

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