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    Berate- to scold severely
    Anakin is an idiot as always, need I say more. Not, surprisingly, the worst thing he has ever done, however.

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    This was what time-travel is: staring at the dark sockets of skulls everywhere your gaze lands on. Being haunted by ghosts long gone. The apprehension of the slow yet sure approach of the inevitable which is sending chills down your spine.
    And this was why Obi-Wan Kenobi ran away from his quarters—the dimwit face of Qui-Gon Jinn was something he couldn't stand.
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    “I am no general.” Obi-Wan said.

    “Yes, you are a scrawny boy who drew a saber on his grandmaster right now.”

    “All right,” exhaled Qui-Gon, “if it is about Melida/Daan—”

    “It is not about Melida/Daan, please, dear master mine, shut up.”
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    Yoda tries to comfort Padawan Kenobi about Melida/Daan, he just doesn't know that Obi-Wan takes his words for, uh, a particular Clone War. Nor does he know he is actually 57.

    [Now 3 more unexpected chapters including: undercover school trip to the Senate building with Obi-Wan & Dooku, meddling with galactic politics in grand scales aimlessly, stealing from libraries & other public buildings, haunting feudal planet rulers, Mace Windu being the wholesome person he is, playing dejarik, and duelling miserably, because time-travel has effects. Not necessarily in that order.]

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    Luke really did not mean for things to get this out of hand. To be fair it wasn't his fault...ok maybe it was, but who was supposed to know that a book found at an old temple would send them into a closet on a unknown ship.

    Or Luke, Din, Han, and Leia end up in the Clone Wars.

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    Just when Obi-Wan Kenobi thought he would have some peace with Anakin newly knighted, a knight he knows from his alcohol addiction recovery meetings, Argorria Motigora, turns up fatally wounded at his kitchen table. The Togruta knight makes him promise to take over the training of her padawan, Ahsoka Tano, before she tells him her story of murder and seduction, of clones and Jenna Zan Arbor, of double indemnity clauses and bounties, and how she sucked Feemor into her mission gone wrong, for the sake of a batch of tiny cloned boys with blue eyes and ginger hair.

    Star Wars Noirs prompt: Double Indemnity (1944)

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    Darth Sidious just wanted a sneak peak at his own death—so he could avoid it, of course. But, one backfiring Sith ritual later, it's not just him who got a look ahead at their future demise—it's the whole galaxy, all at once.

    Ever since the words fortelling the cause of one's death had appeared on everyone's arms, the galaxy plunged into chaos. But can the Jedi make sense of the madness fast enough to avoid their tragic fate?

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    Anakin gets transported to Chernobyl and fucks the elephants foot.
    Thats it, thats the fic.

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    Anakin, Obi Wan, and Ahsoka crash land on Earth during the Clone Wars. From there they strike a deal with the avengers.
    This takes place after Age of Ultron, but Spiderman, and Doctor Strange are in it, so it’s ambiguous. Also Civil War never happened.
    This is mostly meant to be comedy, with a smattering of plot.
    Comment below if you are shipping anyone in particular. I’m open to suggestions!
    Maybe Obi Wan and Nat?
    Updates every Friday.

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    Ben Kenobi has told himself he'll leave Tatooine a million times, but he never does. There's still a Skywalker to keep an eye on and, unfortunately, he shares his father's talent for getting into trouble.

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    Anakin and Grim are sent on their first mission together with no supervision. It seems to be going good until in a battle gone awry they end up in a whole new time.

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    Every single character you've come to know in the Star Wars universe (Canon) find themselves in the same ship at the same time. And I mean everybody. From the movies. And the series. Even Darth Plagueis. Let's just say, no normal person can survive with 4 generations of Skywalkers and their drama. And I mean ALL of them. Worse thing is, body cares about time travel paradoxes. It’s the Skywalkers we’re talking about.
    (Crack with a little bit of angst)

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    Anakin has a second chance at life.
    He could use it to repair his relationships. He could use it to fix the galaxy. He could use it to balance the Force properly this time. He could use it to defeat the Sith.
    Or... he could use it to screw with peoples' heads.
    Fuck the Jedi. Fuck the Sith. Fuck the Mandal-actually, no. He likes the Mandalorians. They can stay. But fuck everyone else.

     

    Anakin shrugs. “I don’t want to be a protagonist.”
    “What?”
    “I don’t want to be a protagonist. Or an antagonist. I’ve been both of those, and neither were particularly fun. Too much drama. So this time, I’m just going to be a cryptid.”

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    Ahsoka and Rex go on the run together after order 66 and work for the rebellion, along the way meeting some old friends...

    RE-WRITTEN VERSION

    Cross-posted to Wattpad

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    Obi-Wan, pushed to his limits by the war and a certain mischief maker, turns to a last resort method of teaching his Padawan how to be a good girl (that’s you!). Just when you think you’ve reached the limits of your learning capacity, enter surprise guest.

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    Obi-wan lowers his tea cup. “I do not have any predecessor. There is an error.”

    “I do not think so,” the officer turns over a page and gestures a line. “Count Dooku of Serenno.”

    Obi-wan thinks that the Force is very merciful for he wasn't drinking tea at the moment of this... atrocious revelation. Otherwise he would be choking right now, this much is presumable.

    What a way to go.
    or
    Dooku leaves everything to Obi-wan, a bank clerk finds Obi-wan on Tatooine. It complicates things.

    (One day, a bureaucrat walks into Master Kenobi's house. He says, Count Dooku bequeathed his asset to you.
    That's it, that's the joke.)

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    Living in this strange, distant galaxy had been supposed to be an escape from their lives back at home. Here, where no one knew them, they wanted to start over without the memories of the past hanging over their heads. However, things could never be easy for them, so it was not much of a surprise when Lelouch ended up joining one side of a galactic war as part of the Separatist Council.

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    “My name is Luke Skywalker and these are my friends. We’re from the future.”

    Luke, Leia, and Han are transported back in time to Clone Wars era and meet Obi-Wan, Anakin, etc. Time travel crisis and emotionally stunted drama ensues. Set immediately after rescuing Han from Jabba.

    Complete

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    Ok, this time I will try not to fail as horribly. :]

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    Concurrent- at the same time; acting in conjunction
    For an upcoming campaign, they need to attack in tandem, and everything always goes to plan in the disaster lineage. Always.

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    Obi-wan can only handle Anakin hiding his relationship for so long before he reaches his tipping point. Sense Anakin is so dense he goes and talks to Padmé. which actually turns out to be what was needed for several things actually.
    Edited and Revised since posting

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    Laconic- not saying much; brief; succinct, or concise
    Anakin spills his guts to Obi-Wan about his breaking of the Jedi code.

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