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    "Richie Tozier was like Marmite. You even love him or hate him. When he told a joke, you laugh at him or with him.
    When Richie Tozier throws you his heart, you either dodge it or you take it.

    Eddie had Richie’s heart

    ...and he was currently using it to smack against Richie’s head like a scrolled up newspaper.

     

    Richie could have let him beat his ass all day."

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    Richie is a wannabe cool guy who is actually...a massive dork.
    Eddie is an angry ball of fire.
    Lots of misunderstandings...
    TRASHMOUTH VS THE SASSMOUTH

    Enemies to lovers University AU

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    "I found an old camera in my moms attic." Richie announced over the fire, holding up the dusty old recorder, bottle of beer still in hand as he took a large sip. The group raised some eyebrows, but nodded along anyways.

    "Sure. What are you gonna do with it? Film your sex tape? 'Teen boy has sex with air?" Beverly interjected with a loud laugh that seemed to get everyone giggling and snorting as they shouldered the girl with a smile. "Wow, Bevie! I thought you'd be excited to film our sex tape!" Richie gasped dramatically, holding a hand to his chest as if he had just been shot in the heart.

    Eddie shook his head, arms crossed tightly to his chest as he watched the scene unfold. "if you point that thing in my face i am going to destroy it." He claimed, and Richie didn't pass up the opportunity to stick it in front of the boys nose.

     

    Or, Richie finds an old cam recorder and films his life as he grows up. The losers weren't too fond, but they seemed to bring back memories later on in life.

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    Richie Tozier has had a crush on Eddie Kaspbrak since they were kids. Now that they're all 18 and graduating high school, he's struggling with the idea of his first love moving away without knowing how he feels. And when Mike calls them back to Derry years later, he has no idea if Eddie remembers, or cares, about that summer after senior year. Or even if he remembers it fully himself.

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    ‘Where’s Richie?’ Eddie asked.
    Ben said, ‘He’s probably down the music block again.’
    ‘Whoever decided to give Richie Tozier a guitar was an evil man,’ Stan chuckled. ‘He’s loud enough as it is.’

    Latter half of high school, Richie gets a guitar and Eddie absolutely hates it. That is, until the day he catches Richie singing a love song which he's written about one of his best friends.

    Concept sounds kinda cheesy maybe, but this is actually pretty angsty and involves a lot of Eddie being a mess and discovering his sexuality, and Richie being soft as hell and trying not to get his heart broken. They're both shit at talking about how they feel and fuck up a lot, and there's music.

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    Richie noticed it around the beginning of the school year. He noticed, and it bothered him greatly, as hard as he tried not to let it. He always tried to let things bounce off of him, but it was a little bit harder around this time.

     

    (In which we acknowledge that The Arcade Scene happened in a public place around people who probably went to Richie's school, and that kids will believe anything they hear if it's written in a bathroom stall.)

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    "...but I can't say 'you're controlling and smothering and I need to never see you again if I'm ever going to grow a spine,'" Eddie said, avoiding Richie's eyes. "So I just skipped ahead to the part where I told her I was gay."

    Richie, who had been using one large and one small french fry to stage a dramatic reenactment of the dissolution of Eddie's marriage, froze.

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    The radio flicks off. Eddie waits in silence for a few seconds, heart beating fast in his chest. The sound of bare feet slapping against tile signals someone coming then who he assumes to be Richie rounds the corner and —

    Oh.

     
    Oh.

     
    Richie has nothing on except a towel tied loosely around his waist. And he has a really good body. Droplets of water fall to the tile floor from the mop of damp, dark curls on his head. He has approximately one million freckles scattered all over his pale skin like constellations. His mouth is slightly open, eyebrows raised in surprise. Eddie’s eyes flicker from his toned stomach to his sharp cheekbones and dark eyes. I’m gonna pass out, Eddie thinks, I’m gonna pass out and this ridiculously attractive asshole will have to witness it.

    “Oh. Hi.” Eddie clears his throat and hopes Richie can’t see his blushing cheeks through his slight sunburn. “I’m, um, Eddie. Eddie Kaspbrak? I’m supposed to be writing an article about you for the school newspaper?”

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    Stan Uris had never been quite like the other boys that were his age.

    Other boys who were sixteen were usually very obnoxious, meaning they did things like talking loudly in the hallways and slapping their friends to say hello. They also talked a lot during classes, were rude to the teachers, and this led to those boys getting yelled at said teachers to go to the principle’s office. They dated any girl that came their way, and they also went to parties where they got drunk, high, or where they had sex. They crowded tables at lunch to talk loudly about sports, girls, and their latest one night stands. They talked back to their parents, were just genuinely annoying, and still somehow got anything they wanted.

    Stan never saw the appeal to any of those things, and neither did the other Losers. The blonde personally preferred to stay at home and read rather than go to a party.

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    "Richie makes a fateful encounter with a sexy nurse (sort of)
    Was Richie expecting him to blow his mind? Yes.

    ...Was he expecting him to sAvE hIs LiFe!?!?!?

    READ AND FIND OUT...

     

     

     

    (I ACCIDENTALY DELETED MY FIC!!! but i managed to find my draft in docs so i just FiXeD it up xxx)

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    As soon as they graduate high school, Richie and Eddie run away from home. Part 1 is the plan, part 2 is the action.

    (Or: Watch two doofus boys fall in love over the course of several years, from their junior year of high school in 1992 until their sophomore year of college in 1996. Canon divergent – Pennywise DID happen and is mentioned a few times, but It is dead in the ground where it belongs.)

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    When Richie sits down beside Eddie at their company's First Aid course, he thinks, oh, he's a little cute. Cute in the way a forty year old man can be, which turns out to be a lot. Probably not that hot, but hot in the kind of way someone is when you've known them for years and years, when you’ve kind of forgotten what they look like because they’re just them, you know?

    Eddie is a forty year old man whose wife is his best friend (which probably wouldn’t be so bad if she weren’t also his only friend), so he’s just excited he’s found someone new to hang out with. But when Myra suggests that maybe Richie doesn’t want to be just friends, he finds himself

    (confused scared happy what the fuck)

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    Two girls get sucked into Stephen King's IT. Thus sending them back to 1980's Derry.
    will they make it back home? Will they be able to save Georgie?
    ~~~~~
    “That’s some crazy stuff,”Jayla replied
    “I know some scary shit.” I say just to get hit in the chest “ow what was that for?” I asked
    “There is a child present,” Jayla replied pointing down
    Rolling my eyes I apologize. I bend down to Georgie's level “Well lead the way home buddy.”

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    “‘I’m not doing shrooms with you in an airport bathroom, Richie,’” Richie echoes, in a fairly good impression of Eddie’s voice. “‘I’m not getting drunk in an airport bar, Richie,’ ‘Why the fuck did you drive here so early with me, Richie—’”

    “Those are all valid,” Eddie snaps. He looks at the board again. Their flights are leaving within half an hour of each other, now. After a beat, he sighs. The thought of anything that might make it marginally more bearable to get on his airplane back to his miserable fucking life in New York is tempting. “Is there actually a bar here?”

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    Richie Tozier didn’t have a home. Not really, anyway... Ever since he was ten, when he was shipped off in a pretty box, topped off with a golden ribbon, home was a phenomenon. It was at this age that he had entered the world of boarding school. It seemed that having a dentist for a father doomed him to rejection, sealed his fate as something to inevitably be sent away for improvement- like a tool rather than a son.

    -Or-
    Richie is the new student at McMannon Academy. His roommate, Eddie Kaspbrak, really isn't a fan of him, though.

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    What are you looking for Eds?

    OR After the losers split up, Eddie goes to look for his token.

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    But this isn’t about what they would do if asked questions, especially the gross kind. This is about what they did do.
    This is about what the Losers Club did when they entered high school. How they conquered high school and how they failed.
    But most importantly, of course, this is about how Richie was pining. And Eddie?
    Eddie was too, but Richie was still gross.

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    His friends just saw him as the happy go lucky guy, the class clown of the Loser’s Club. He would do voices, make fun of stupid shit, lied that he banged some chick from school or sleep with their mom. It got to the point that even he forgot sometimes. Tried anything to feel different than how he truly felt. Tried to feel normal. It was a ruse, a persona he spent years perfecting, the one his friends dubbed.

    Richie “Trashmouth” Tozier

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    Somehow, Buck manages to not profess his overwhelming, universe sized crush to the whole city of Los Angeles- or Eddie, for that matter. He keeps his feelings in check; he hangs out with Eddie and Christopher when the two of them are off-shift just enough to make it seem friendly and not like Buck is holding back on the biggest secret he’s ever kept.

    It’s fine, he tells himself. Eddie has Christopher and half a wife to worry about. I don’t need to jump in giving him more to deal with. He’s got enough on his plate right now as it is. He’ll be fine without me.

     

    I got along just fine before I knew him, I can keep doing it now.

     

    OR

    A universe where too much distance between soulmates (after they’ve met) can cause one or both of them to become very ill (especially if one of them is pining or not being honest about their true feelings).

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    Eddie is failing his advanced chemistry class due to missing almost 2 weeks of school, and due to this Eddie needs tutoring, Richie offers his number to help him after them reconnecting on a walk home from school, rekindling their friendship. The only problem, Eddie has had a crush on Richie ever since he was 13. Now, he’s 17 and filled with a lot more hormones with a side of teenage angst. And Richie just won't stop flirting.

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    The gay reddie texting/high school au no one asked for but everyone needed.

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    Richie meets Eddie at the university library and instantly falls In Love. Too bad Eddie seems to hate his guts. Haha... unless?

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