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    Geralt isn't exactly different.

    Not really.

    Eskel finally witnesses the company his brother keeps on the Path, and he isn't exactly jealous, either.

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    Logically, Geralt knew he was a dragon. Jaskier was sure of it. Right?

    Jaskier was reasonably certain Geralt knew what he was. He’d simply not said anything because it was easier—because Geralt disliked honest and open conversations like that. So Jaskier didn’t bother to bring it up either, content in his companion’s silent acceptance.

    But truth be told, Jaskier wanted more.

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    Jaskier and Geralt have to pretend to be engaged.

    Surprisingly, it's Geralt's idea.

    Everything is simultaneously the most hare-brained scheme and the most thorough production in the world.

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    Five Times Jaskier Took Care of Geralt and One Time Geralt Asked.

    Or, the second of my Mandatory Witcher Fics:

    2) The Sick Fic:

    Self explanatory. Someone gets sick (or, alternatively, injured). The other helps them. Usually it’s Geralt and the ‘sick’ is because of a potion. Or too many potions. Sometimes it’s Jaskier, and then the ‘sick’ is because of a sex drug or sex plant spores or a sex potion or a sex curse, etc. Then it’s just smut and awkward mornings. Always fun.

    I may change the tags as I write more - not sure which way I want to take this one quite yet.

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    Jaskier is curious about Geralt's wolf-like traits and Geralt is happy to indulge him. It leads them down a path neither expected.

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    Geralt really, really needs to make his bard understand that he isn't some legendary heroic figure. He's just a witcher. Maybe he can put it in a way that Jaskier understands.

    [Inspired by Shrek]

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    When Geralt finds out that Jaskier is part incubus, he offers himself as an easy meal, no strings attached, whenever the bard asks. It's fine, he tells himself. It's convenient. It hurts, because he loves Jaskier, and Jaskier doesn't, can't love him back, but it's fine.

    Turns out that they're not on the same page.

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    Geralt has learned many things about Jaskier over the years: He is loud and annoying, loyal and stubborn; he has a knack for getting into trouble and for talking his way out of it; he has never been afraid of Geralt (even when he probably should have been), and he is married to a viscount.
    That last piece of information ends up being the most troublesome.

    Or, five times that Geralt thought that Jaskier was married to Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove, and the time he (finally) realized they were the same person.

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    It's been a long frustrating day and Jaskier has managed to 'acquire' some good wine. Drinking games ensue, confessions are made and they end up in bed together. The following morning Geralt gets up early after hearing a strange noise. When he gets back to camp, Jaskier is gone and Roach is freaking out. Was Jaskier leading him on? Does he regret it?

    Little does he know that they have disturbed a fairy ring, and now...Jaskier and Roach have been body swapped.

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    Due to some unforeseen circumstances resulting in Geralt's broken leg, both he and Jaskier visit the bard's old university in Oxenfurt to see a medic. Jaskier is more than happy to reminisce on his time there until he runs into one Valdo Marx.

    Geralt is oblivious to Jaskier's feelings for him. Valdo is not. And decides to try and one up Jaskier yet again by seducing the Witcher.

    Geralt, doesn't want any part of this. But he can't exactly walk away from it at the moment and is forced to deal with the two competing bards.

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    Jaskier really needs a date. Geralt owes him a favor.

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    Jaskier likes to think of his life beginning at Oxenfurt. It’s easier that way--easier to think he is simply a human bard. He can let the memories of his parents and court and draconic life fade into the past where it belongs. And honestly, was his life really him living before studying music? What’s a bard without a song or a poet without words?
    Yes, things are simpler this way...most of the time.

    aka

    5 myths about dragons and 1 truth about witchers

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    Under the effects of the potions and the toxicity they bring, after the monster of the day (week, month) has been butchered, Geralt is cold. Unbearably, interminably, all-encompassingly cold. The kind of cold that sinks into the marrow and stays there forever.

    All Geralt wants is to be warm again.

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    When Geralt and Yen find another djinn to break the bond the first one forced them into, Geralt realises the feelings he's had for Jaskier all this time. Only, when he goes to talk to him, he finds out Jaskier has moved on. He tries to be happy for his friend.

    Jaskier's sister is in town, and Geralt seems to hate her. She insists that the witcher is jealous of her, and while people often mistake them for lovers (gross), he can't imagine why Geralt would be upset by it. He's never shown any interest, after all, so why start now? Priscilla suggests that they test her theory, and he's never been very good at saying no to her.

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    “What are you doing here?” Geralt flicks his gaze over Jaskier, who’s suddenly acutely aware of the hidden blades under his clothes. “Where’s your lute?”

    “My - what are you doing here?” Jaskier deflects, trying valiantly to hide his panic. With Geralt here, how is he supposed to kill the lord now?

    “The lord hired me as a bodyguard.” Geralt looks around uncomfortably, clearing his throat. “Apparently someone’s trying to kill him.”

    Jaskier’s stomach drops. Well, shit. If the lord knows that someone is after him, Jaskier will have a harder time getting close enough to kill him, and with Geralt acting as a bodyguard… that complicates things. A lot.

    *

    Jaskier is an assassin, but Geralt doesn’t know that. When Jaskier is sent after a cruel, corrupt lord who has hired Geralt as his bodyguard, Jaskier tries to figure out how to assassinate the lord without Geralt finding out his secret.

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    Soulmate-identifiers exist to make things easier unless you're Jaskier, who's equally as deep in love as he is in denial. But there's only so many excuses you can make to avoid the truth...

     

    aka: jaskier's soulmate is definitely a witcher, just not the one he first assumes

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    Jaskier falls in and out of love far too easily, and he has been coughing up yellow petals since he was five years old.

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    Прикосновения другого человека не жаждешь, пока не будешь его лишен; если только оно не обжигает.

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    In his defense, Jaskier doesn’t really intend to become the most prolific serial killer on the continent, but there are a LOT of people who deserve killing and who is he to let them keep being terrible people instead of easily solving this problem? Honestly, he’s providing a valuable service to the continent.

    Noted and notable himbo Geralt of Rivia has no idea his boyfriend is a murderer, despite having helped him hide the bodies at least five times. Jaskier loves him very much.

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    Geralt cares for the damned bard, no matter how troublesome he may be. So of course, when Geralt discovers a sorceress creating half-human half-vampire hybrids, Jaskier manages to fall into the midsts of it all. Will Geralt be able to find a cure, and if he does, will Jaskier even accept?

    (much less angsty than it sounds, to be honest)

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    20
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