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    “anything for my boo bear on his special day”
    “shut the fuck up!”

    or

    Jake is the sun and Johnnie is his moon.

    Language:
    English
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    2,315
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Hits:
    327
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    Of course Dirk had known the house was haunted when he bought the place a few months ago. You don’t get a house this big in the center of Houston for this good of a price and have it not be haunted. But hell, cagey motherfucker that he was, Dirk had figured he’d probably be haunting the ghost just as much as the ghost was haunting him.

    Sure as fuck knows he could use the company.

    Language:
    English
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    25,862
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,460
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    "It's like the kinda slow burn that makes you wanna either run into traffic or go wireless bungee jumping!"

    __

    In which Jake just can't seem to comprehend the fact that Sunghoon and Heeseung like him... both of them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,065
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,222
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    Jake auditioned for the Middleborough production of Newsies as a joke. He wasn't expecting to end up actually caring about his role as Jack Kelly, his castmates (including Jeremy Heere, who's playing Davey) and everything involved with it.

    Wait, what do you mean he has to kiss someone onstage?

    --
    ( aka, the showmance au )

    Language:
    English
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    16,977
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    212
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    Roxy hates themself, honest.
    They hate their body, their face, they can't fucking stand it.
    It's so bad they end up not going to a party they've been looking forward to,

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    593
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    28
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    Drew accidentally confesses while arguing with Jake and now they have to talk about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,599
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,094
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    Meat Horse is something that came to you in the second week of class, a testament to the crazy old gods of the sodomite country of ancient Greece. You chronicle the life and times of the titular Meat Horse as he is hunted by the Flesh Bear. For one hour on Tuesdays and Thursdays you are a regular Homer. It’s the only outlet for all that teen angst you left simmering during high school under the impression that you would end up at some tech institute where you could get pounded up the ass by some dl guy who would’ve bullied you in high school, or some otter who would leave you with nothing but the taste of musky balls on your tongue. You are a failure to launch. You were your shit family’s only effort to get a piece of them from rotting and dying in Skaia, and now you are here, dying away at some community college waiting for the opportunity to transfer.

    Language:
    English
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    2,909
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    144
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    The 5 times Jaeyun glances at Sunoo without the other being aware (?) and the one time he is actually aware, not only for his glances but also their shared feelings.

    Language:
    English
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    7,347
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,615
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    You wish you could lobotomize yourself.

     

    To feel shocks force your body to convulse until your consciousness blacks out. Your limp eyes will be met with the tender press of an ice pick right through the socket. You could lose one of said eyes, or maybe you could just plainly die, but while your brains get scrambled you’ll know it’s by the hand of the most intelligent person you know. You’d lie there, limp and drooling and empty as though you just got the best fucking of your life, the only difference being that you’d never have to feel the rush of your own awareness hit you. There’d be no post nut regret, no pain of being left, only the trickle of blood from the point of entry and a bit of spit leaking down your chin.

     

    You will destroy yourself, for you are the only one with the power to do it completely and with the greatest satisfaction. You will crush yourself into the clay the Prometheus used to create humanity and finally be free from all of the things that are coiling around your throat and keeping you from breathing.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,073
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    In a Winter Wonderland theme park, Jake had finally come to terms with the fact that he’s in love with his best friend, Heeseung.

    The only problem is: Jake is quite sure Heeseung has feelings for another person.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,127
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2,897
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    Brobot was created to strife with Jake, to be a partner for sparring when Dirk couldn't - or at least, that's what Dirk claimed. In reality, Brobot was created to protect Jake, to ensure his safety while Dirk is stuck thousands of miles and hundreds of years away. And he's much more of a feeling being than either Dirk or Jake are aware of.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    247
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    "Don't judge a book by it's cover. Or... y'know, the owner of the book."

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    In which Heeseung and Jay stumble across a "girly" looking notebook in an all boys school and the person who uses it is really cute.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,048
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,235
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    Jake giggles—fucking giggles—before wrapping his hand around Heeseung again. “You’re big, hyung,” Jake whispers, and Heeseung might actually scream. “You really got everything, huh? Looks, talent, and a huge fuckin’ cock. Not fair.”

    “Stop talking, Jake, shit.”

    “What? Does my mouth turn you on?” He’s smirking, all big and toothy. Confidence always looks too good on him.

    “Yeah, so shut it or put it to good use.”

     

    In which Jake unintentionally drives Heeseung crazy with his mouth and Heeseung can't hold back anymore. Jake is a pleaser; a lot ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    596
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    9,690
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    Summary

    You want your Dirk/Jake, I'll give you some. A plotless gay sex with what could be considered the best canon-friendly interactions you've ever seen since act 6.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,770
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    Jake made the mistake of getting drunk with Roxy, and is now dealing with the consequences: admitting his emotions. Needless to say, he isn't good at it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,840
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    504
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    When Jake acts like a pick me— throwing himself on Heeseung whenever he finds something funny.

    "I stumbled over a tiktok video a couple days ago. It's a compilation wherein you keep falling over Heeseung-hyung whenever you laugh. I was so surprised when I saw that, everyone was saying you act like a pick me towards Heeseung-hyung."

    He's done. Jake is so done. Judging by the way the three won't stop laughing, Jake is so sure the video is so embarrassing, and knowing that Sunoo stumbled over that video, Jake is so sure Heeseung-hyung probably saw it as well.

    Fuck. What do I do now?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,951
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    281
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3,082
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    Summary

    Sunghoon's 8 lives in one chapter

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,419
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    903
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    “Ohh, you’ve never kissed anybody?”
    Drew whipped his head to look at him, “No? I thought you knew this.”
    Jake shrugged, “I dunno, I guess I just assumed. I mean, I had my first kiss in 8th grade, so..”
    Drew rolled his eyes “Way to rub it in, jackass.”
    “Hey!” Jake lightly flicked the side of Drew’s head, “Don’t be like that, I just mean like since you’re way cooler than me you would have more experience.”
    Drew finally sat back up, face stony and unamused. “Yeah, well, I don’t” he stated flatly.
    Jake looked down, fiddling with his hands and not knowing what else to say. Drew was right before, he couldn’t really help with this issue, other than being supportive.
    Well…
    Unless...

    // in which drew is anxious about not having his first kiss yet, and jake has one of his patented brilliant ideas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,433
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    1,019
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    9,002
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    Summary

    Drew has a crush on Jake. Will he admit it? Probably not.

    Jake sees Drew as his best friend. Will that last? Who knows?

    Will the Music Club try to get them together? Definitely.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,099
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    578
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3,661
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    Summary

    Here you are, Dirk Strider, officially fucking killed. R.I.P. Dirk, died of absolute faggotry. Jake English is the culprit, but he isn't charged because he has absolutely no idea it even happened.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,882
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,073

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