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    Loki is back on Earth and his plan is pretty simple. Avoid Thor, get his magic back, destroy the Avengers. Things are...sort of coming along. Until he accidentally steals the Winter Soldier.

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    After her father's death, Hela steps out of her prison, expecting to go back to Asgard and claim her throne. But on her way, chasing after her brothers in the Bifrost, Thor manages to kick her out- sending her spiraling down to Sakaar.

    Or: In which Valkyrie enjoys herself, Hulk has a personality (and makes some friends), and Hela confronts the reality that she may have- possibly- been wrong.

    Who would've guessed?

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    Tony and Loki haven't seen each other in half a year and they're both nervously excited when Loki finally comes to the tower again.

    Alas, things do not go as planned.

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    Loki learns about his unfortunately trope specific biology that pushes him into several uncomfortable situations.
    Hannibal Lecter experiences love at first sight while at a fancy museum party in Germany.
    Thor is unhelpful.

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    The thing about falling off a transdimensional bridge that weaves through time and space and the edges of the universe is that it’s pretty difficult to guess where one might end up.

    "He’s halfway up the ladder, bones tired from the long work of the day when the stranger speaks again.
    “I am Loki.”
    For some, stupid, childish reason, he smiles at this, near beaming, because he is but a babe, dependant on positive reinforcement. Still, his disgust with himself doesn’t stop the warm feeling in his chest. At being good. At saving this strange Loki.
    An interesting name.
    The cadence of it follows him in his dreams."

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    When Natasha went down to the holding cell on Helicarrier amidst an alien attack, she expected to find a looming, dangerous god, not a man in the middle of a mental breakdown.

    Due to popular demand (by which I mean like two people asking about that in the comments), this is no longer a one-shot.

    Daily updates (for as long as I can keep it up).

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    The people covered in rags started to advance towards him and he hurriedly got to his feet stumbling over trash in the process. He regained his footing and looked up at the sky.

    "Heimdall! Bring me back!" He let out a frustrated grunt as he got no response.

    Getting back to that task at hand, looking around at the enemies coming in to close for comfort he was about to reach for his seidr when a ship landed in front of them. The hatch opened and a woman dressed in black armor with white markings over her forehead stepped out. Her hair pull back from her face and a fierce look on her face.

    Before he could bring out his daggers to throw at the new enemy, She quickly threw something at him and it latched onto his neck piercing through his skin.

    He threw a hand on the device to feel what it was, the woman pressed a button on a device and in an instant his body began convulsing as he fell down on his knees. Painful electric charges charged within him as he looked up at the woman as she smirked and clicked her wrists together and charged up her ships blasters shooting the people covered in rags away.

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    Loki wakes up in a strange place and gets a job. Unwillling alliances are formed and asses are kicked.

    Eventual Tony/Loki.

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    Ingrid was born into misfortune and poverty in Asgard. She showed talent for magic early, becoming Queen Frigga's best student. Through her perseverance, Ingrid became one of the royal family's most respected and valued counsels. Even obtaining the affection of Prince Loki. When Odin determined Loki was ready for marriage, he ordered him to choose a worthy wife. However, Loki was reluctant. Who will he pick?

    *Updates every Friday*
    First ever fic!

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    This is the story of how Thor uses the Tesseract to pick up pizza. It is also the story of how Loki accidentally strips himself of his own immortality and magic, and gets stuck in his female form. Banished by Odin for the crime of being mortal, Loki escapes to Midgard. As a condition of staying with the Avengers, Loki is required to attend sessions with Doctor Leonard Samson, psychiatrist and guy that might be just a little bit full of himself. Natasha is a corrupting influence, Clint is a bully, Tony discovers what it’s like to be a parent, Bruce offers to answer Loki’s sex-related questions as long as they aren't "personal," and Steve makes pancakes while he tries to pretend it’s still 1939 and none of this is happening. Meanwhile, Loki hacks JARVIS, runs away from the tower and gets picked up by someone who might be a murderer, discovers new-age religion, fails to learn anything from the Sorcerer Supreme, stumbles into a middle of a supervillain attack she has nothing to do with, and eats lots of yummy Midgardian food. Updating Tuesdays & Fridays.

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    Loki gets sent back in time a few centuries and since he's over trying to gain Odin's approval he's reliving life with his own happiness in mind. Naturally, everyone else has a problem with this.

    OR: that one fic where odin keeps trying but is unable to get rid of teen loki

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    A young Jotun Loki is sent to Asgard to prepare to be the spouse of Prince Thor of Asgard. Thor hates the blue abomination, but Loki is determined to succeed for the sake of his people. He struggles with cultural shock and gender identity, as he is dual gender. At home, they can take on whichever role they feel inclined to. He identified as more of a male likeness, But Asgard is determined to make him a female-like queen. But even so, Thor mocks him for being weak and feminine.
    Loki just hopes he survives the whole ordeal, without killing Thor and his gang. That would be ever so tragic.

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    Loki came back from 2 years of being at Thanos, attacks Stuttgart and got arrested from the Avengers and was now sitting in a glass prison of the Helicarrier, waiting to get broken out by his controlled minions. But...what if a masked being enters the carrier with other masked people with names of animal categories, objects and abilitys...breaking him out, taking the scepter with themselves and hold Loki in a house under arrest ? What if Loki's cold heart is suddenly melting and he starts falling in love with his savior/kidnapper, being very insecure in the process ? What if he starts to love Midgard and the family of the masked being ? Will that happen or is it just a fairytale that had gone bad ?

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    It's the last night of the Millennium.

    Tony Stark's plan is to score a night with Maya Hansen, listen a bit to her research and have a fun little night.

    But then he meets Loki, a handsome Prince from a faraway land, and the timeline is veered completely off course.

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    After his escape following the attack on New York, Loki returns again and again, causing the Avengers no end of trouble. Especially when he shows up with an accomplice. Soon, however, a spell gone awry leaves them to deal with a child Loki.

    Can the Avengers handle a little Norse God of mischief, chaos & lies?

    Pretoogjes = 'the look a little kid will get in their eyes when they're up to innocent mischief' OR 'the eyes of a chuckling person who is up to some benign mischief'

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    "I managed to make every trace of human hope vanish from my mind.
    I pounced on every joy like a ferocious animal eager to strangle it."
    Arthur Rimbaud, "Une Saison en Enfer"

    Thor gets the hickey of his life behind a club and wakes up a little under the weather. Loki almost has to force him to sustain himself until they come to an agreement, but now it's getting harder to cut himself off. Time starts lapsing. He's waking outside of Loki's door, standing. Scratches on the wood. Splinters in his fingers.

    His brother never smelled so sweet.

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    When Steve Rogers first laid eyes on the mysterious and striking Omega, Loki, a dark and twisted obsession starts to take hold. The only thing is, Loki has turned down every Alpha that has ever approached him, including Steve himself...

    What is a pining Alpha to do when the Omega of his dreams wont even talk to him?

    Or anyone else, for that matter...

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    Tony Stark has been known for many things, but stupid is not one of them.
    He's honestly unsure if he should feel insulted, and not just for himself. Seriously? How did he even get into this situation?
    ... Not that he's complaining. There is a real-life MYTH standing in front of him! How can he not sate his curiosity?

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    During the peak of Odin and Hela's terror, your parents were a particularly annoying pair of Vanir rebels, unwilling to give in to their rule. When they were... disposed of, Odin got hold of you and banished you to an island, far away from anywhere you'd been before in your short life. You're stuck there, so as not to be a hassle for the Allfather, and over the centuries, a pattern emerges.

    An injured man arrives. You heal him. You fall in love. He stays. He leaves.

    It feels like a particularly cruel trick on Odin's part when the latest one to arrive is his own son, barely alive due to his should-be fatal neck injury. Will this one be just like the others, or is the God of Lies actually telling the truth when he claims he can get you out of here?

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    “You think this is the worst that could happen to you?” The God-King asks and you can barely think straight, your heart is hammering so hard.
    “No.” You say, surprised the words are still coming. “Not by a long shot. But I think I’m pretty committed to my course now.” You look him straight in the eye and try not to lose your nerve. “So are you going to deal or not?”
    “For their lives?”
    “For their lives.”
    “I will take yours.” He says and for one heart stopping moment you think he’s going to kill you. And then it sinks in that, no, he means something far worse. Something you can’t even imagine.

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    Okay, you've read the tags - I mean them. Everything in the tags happens in this story. This is Loki at his unchained 'I've beaten the Avengers' worst. New York has fallen, the Avengers were unable to close the portal and the reader is a fourteen year old who was in the worst possible place at the worst possible time. I've made the child as genderless as I can to make immersion easier and I can guarantee you that there will be no easy rides for this character. They will not get raped/sexually abused, but might observe it. Any rape/sexual violence will have warnings at a chapter's start.

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