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    Summary

    The aftermath (or at least an aftermath).

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    1/1
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    4
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    10
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    James woke up. He didn't mean to.

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    You meet James Acaster at Ed Gamble's birthday party and the two of you hit it off. The story's a bit of a slow burner but after a while, you get closer and realise there's something more than just friendship. If you're just here for the smut skip straight to chapter 5 lmao

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    Ed and James enjoy a quiet night in together.

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    1
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    A oneshot that went way too long, based on the song 'Cliche' by mxmtoon. There are minimal James Acaster fics online, and although I'm not much of a writer (especially when it comes to romance) I thought I'd throw my hat into the ring (I really hope that's the right context).

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    Ed loves James's hands

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    4
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    35
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    631
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    AKA Five Times James And Ed Touched And One Time It Really, Really Mattered.

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    63
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    Summary

    The lockdown is finally over, and Ed and James are reunited.

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    2
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    40
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    4
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    Summary

    From the dialogue prompts:
    "We're not friends and you fuckin know it"
    "You look at me and my heart skips a beat"
    .
    .
    “I believe I was promised he would be on the other end of the table” You tried to project as much annoyance as possible at her.
    “Opposite sides. I said opposite sides, not opposite ends.” she says with a touch of laughter.
    “You’re lucky you’re my best friend because otherwise I would throw hands right here in the middle of your dining room.”
    “I love you too.”

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    5
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    46
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    1
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    As the lockdown continues, Ed has a genius idea to expand his sex life with James. He just hopes that James is on board with it too.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    656
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    Ed's in lockdown for 12 weeks during the COVID-19 outbreak. How will he keep his brand new relationship with James going?

    Phone sex, naturally.

    (Because someone had to do it!)

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    718
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    In which Ed becomes attracted to a genie, and is reluctant to use up all three of his wishes.

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    5
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    22
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    222
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    Dec 3: Shackles

    A genie should only ever have one master, and that master is Lord Greg.

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    A two-person private food tour of downtown Manhattan, I guess?

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    42
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    1
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    609
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    Five times James and Ed met up throughout history and once in the present-day. Very much inspired by the Good Omens characters as James Acaster quotes making the Tumblr rounds. Welcome to the show, fuck you, & et cetera.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    444
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    Golf shoes are only good for rough sex, so James heard. So he took a pair to Victoria to find out just how much pain they could give him.

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    1
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    668
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    James doesn’t want to listen, and he actively tries not to. He closes his eyes and tries to focus on the sound of distant traffic outside but now that he’s heard it and he knows it’s happening he can’t stop hearing it. He hears isolated words, soft moans, occasionally the smack of skin against skin that he doesn’t want to think about too much. He doesn’t know if the girl says anything, but he hears the rumble of Ed’s voice without even trying. It’s second nature to tune in when Ed starts speaking.

    Language:
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    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1781
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    "Do you trust me?" He hears as Ed sets down a tray on the table and sits down. James looks up, eyes squinted.

    "Absolutely not," he says like it should be obvious. James remembers all too well the things Ed has talked him into doing while he was drunk or half crazed from Fringe exhaustion or both.

    "Close your eyes," Ed tells him, and James watches him as he transfers the drinks from the tray, noticing a plate covered with a serviette.

    James closes them.

    ---

    5 questions James answers and 1 he asks AKA James and Ed are totally oblivious

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    132
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1681
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    Summary

    Ed and Victoria get competitive. Genie James gets caught in the crossfire.

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    2
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    27
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    927
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    How Lord Greg acquired not just His genie, but also His red Eyes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    780
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    275

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