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    In a land called Narnia, there is trouble. For one hundred years, the land has been cursed by an evil Fire Warlock named Olaf. He has gained control of the kingdom, and makes the land so swelteringly hot that it has become a desolate and barren place. He kills anyone who dares stand in his way, and so none do. Not outwardly, anyway (as is the same across all dimensions, VFD does its best work in secret).
    However, there is a well known prophecy that promises Count Olaf’s defeat:

    When a hero times three can find these lands,
    A century of fire will be put out.
    Beware, for only by one of the trio’s hands
    Will come the end of the evil Count.

    Meanwhile, in another dimension, the Baudelaire orphans have finally left the Island, bringing young Beatrice II with them. They have been reunited with the Quagmire triplets, and have all been placed under the care of the Professor until Violet comes of age and can use the Baudelaire fortune to take care of the children herself. Left mostly alone to wander the Professor’s estate, there are many discoveries waiting to be unveiled by seven adventurous children

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    (A HDM/ ASOUE AU.) With the Baudelaire siblings now enrolled in a rather dismal boarding school, one would expect their lives to become relatively simple now, with boring teachers, unpleasant classmates and gross cafeteria food marking the extent of their problems. Of course, anyone who truly expects this to happen has not been paying attention. Before long, the Baudelaires' past will catch up with them, bringing deceit, kidnapping and an exhausting exercise programme into their miserable lives.

    Escaping the sinister Count Olaf's schemes, however, is just the beginning of another string of miserable misadventures, which take them from a glamorous apartment in the City, to numerous vastly frightening destinations in the Hinterlands- culminating in more deceit, more kidnapping and another devastating fire.

    This time, though, the siblings are concerned about more than just the Count, his cohorts and his scarlet salamander. A mystery lies out in the Hinterlands- three mysterious letters that may help the Baudelaires find the answers they seek. So why does every lead seem to lead them nowhere? Why do false alarms and red herrings seem to lurk around every corner? Perhaps some answers simply aren't worth finding...

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    Dr. Georgina Orwell of Orwell Optometry is faced with a new delivery person on a seemingly average Tuesday afternoon.

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    a collection of oneshots/drabbles inspired by prompts from write-it-motherfuckers on tumblr!

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    "'Sunny and I should stay here with the Quagmires,' he said as he gathered up the handkerchief.

    And here’s the thing. Violet knew they were running out of time. And Violet knew she would be right back. And Violet knew that the Quagmires were alone, and scared, and needed their friends more than ever.

    And though every part of her screamed for her to disagree, to shut Klaus down and demand they stick together, she nodded."

    An AU where Klaus and Sunny get kidnapped along with the Quagmires in Ersatz Elevator, and Violet's left to find them on her own.

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    When Esmé helps Olivia with dinner, Olivia cuts Esmé’s finger, and can’t help but feel immensely guilty. Esmé isn’t actually all that phased.

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    ...You shouldn't be here. None of us should have ever had the chance to be here...this tale could have been prevented but alas here we are.

    I am sorry to say that it is my solemn duty to report the events of the lives of Violet Snicket and her two younger half-siblings, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire. The lives of these three very unfortunate orphans has just got a little bit crazier. When Count Olaf starts involving Violet in his fiendish plots, the three orphans have to battle him together and also try to solve the mysteries surrounding the deaths of their parents and why they have been targetted by an unhinged lunatic.

    The stakes are higher, everything is much more dire.

    If you are now joining us and have no idea how this story got to where it is now, I would advise you to look away but if you choose to ignore all my warnings: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20307649/chapters/48143287 (follow the link to part one)

    Part two consists of The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital and The Carnivorous Carnival. Updates will be posted on a day to day basis.

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    1920s/30s Gangster AU

    After 5 years as a librarian in a sleepy town, Olivia Caliban decides to attend graduate school to study poetry at an elite university. There is a catch, however. The university only admits male students. Thus, Olivia must disguise herself as Oliver for the duration of the degree. The degree requires her to move to Mineral Springs, the corrupt, gangster-ridden town that houses the university. At the university, Olivia/Oliver studies under Jerome Squalor, one of the country's best poets, but does not expect to fall hopelessly in love with Mineral Springs in all of its tawdry glory and with Jerome's wife, Esme, who seems to be the personification of all that the town represents. After her affair with the town's chief gangster, Olaf McReggens, goes awry, Esme finds comfort in "Oliver's" arms, and Olivia must decide whether to pursue her degree or the desires of her heart. Is there a way to have both?

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    It's 1956, and Violet Baudelaire is an aspiring actress about to be cast in her first major film production. She stars alongside Hollywood legend Count Olaf, and with his suave charm and bravado composure, pretty soon she falls head over heels for him. The two find themselves in the midst of a roaring romance, one that is faster than the wind and passionate as sin. Will they be able to keep their relationship hidden from the watchful eyes of Hollywood? Or will it crumble underneath them?

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    Just as VFD members Jacquelyn, Larry and Jacques made several increasingly desperate yet ultimately ineffective attempts to protect and help the Baudelaire orphans, help also started to come from the other side of the schism- specifically from firestarters Fernald, Ainsley, Mildred, Maud and Phil. But, with the volunteers always a few steps behind, and the troupe too afraid of their boss to do much, will either group really be able to make a difference to the lives of the Baudelaires?

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    "The moon casts a pale, dreamlike glow over the desert as Jacques builds a small fire with wood scavenged from the dead shrubs around them, and Olivia wonders (not for the first time) if some encyclopedia has fallen off a shelf and knocked her unconscious, and this is some fantastical hallucination she is having while lying on the cold floor of her library."

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    An interminably long drive requires a break, sometimes.

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    [Fic contains two consenting adults!]
    [Oneshot!]

    Originally, they WERE supposed to go OUT for their date...
    But, clearly, they ended up staying inside instead.
    Jacquelyn had some ideas up her sleeve, knowing how much of a bottom Olivia could be. :^)

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    Information gained through VFD channels (intercepted, stolen, or overheard in pretentious seafood restaurants) reported that there had been an incident in the Gorgonian Grotto. The details were murky, but one thing was for sure: the Medusiod Mycelium had mutated. It no longer just killed people. It changed them. And even more disturbing, it was spreading to the general population, despite their most noble efforts to contain it.

    The inevitable zombie AU.

    Tags, rating, and warnings will definitely change as we progress.

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    Jacques confronts Olivia about the times she gave him false information on Lemony.

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    When Esmé starts a new routine - wanting a sandwich after late nights on the town - Olivia struggles to adapt to it. Jacquelyn is also around since this *is* about Squaleszkaban and all.

    #1.09 of the Love & Squaleszkaban series!!

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    At Prufrock Preparatory School, the Baudelaires are struggling, as their training as volunteers was supposed to start months ago. But the Austere Academy might be compromised, and the Baudelaires have to be careful around everyone: who knows who might be noble or wicked ? Of course, Count Olaf, disguised as Coach Genghis, has an new evil plan to get his hands on their fortune. Along with his S.O.R.E program, he decides to find another way to get to the Baudelaires.

    But at the same time, a secret message arrives at Prufrock Preparatory School. What does it mean ? Who will decipher it first ? What is the rain delaying ? Why is no one looking inside the honey pot ?

    A little fanfiction which will hopefully be short and with no pretention.

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    This is a re-creation of one of my favorite fan-fictions ever. It was seriously amazing! But unfortunately it was taken down, so I’m here to re-create it. The first two chapters (probably) will be me filling in the blanks, but the rest is NOT MINE! It belongs to the original writer and if they’re on this platform and see this please comment, I would love to put credit where credit is due. Anyways, quick little summary: This is a fix it fic in which everyone lives and is happy, and no one is being attacked for their money anymore!

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    Olivia has learned one tried and true method of flirting; cookies. Thanks so much to Gray for the idea on this one! I hope you like it 💖

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    Georgina is forced to return to Caligari Carnival and is met with a face she knows all too well.

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    Deciding to be done with something doesn't mean one is. After all, moving on is much easier than forgetting. Kit and Olaf both came out on different sides of the Schism. Their own morals and ideas took them down opposite sides of a fork in the road. The real problem with love is that it never leaves you entirely, a small piece will always stay behind. When neither of them had chosen to stop loving the other… maybe moving on isn't as easy as they both decided it would be. Part III of IV.

    A link to a music video I created for this ship. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfYpS1orf-g

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