9 Works in Orochimaru Being Orochimaru (Naruto)

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    I choked on a vegetable and died. Apparently my death was ridiculous enough for me to slip through the reincarnation cycle with my memories intact. If I was going to die a completely stupid death anyway, might as well risk it in a career as a hired assassin right?

    Or in other words, a poor reincarnated soul finds out her hair is as green as the vegetable she choked on, the universe is laughing at her misfortune, and she's on track to being a full-time killer... but hey on the bright side she might just be a sociopath so this probably is the career for her!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,799
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    408
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    A tale as old as memories can tell plays out in Konohagakure, between the descendants of a mad goddess. Just like ripples upon a pond, even the smallest of their actions and circumstances will forever change history. As the grindstone of fate turns once more, one shall walk upon a path of shadows...and one shall pursue upon a path of lights.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    89,240
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3027
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    Reborn into the Naruto world, how will our heroine traverse life in a ninja village whose future she kind of remembers from anime binges in her youth?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,642
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    661
    Kudos:
    1254
    Bookmarks:
    449
    Hits:
    21793
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    The story of when, how, and why my life turned into a self-insert fanfiction saga, and how I accidently broke myself trying to fix the world - all while pretending to be someone else. Badly.

    (In which inappropriate humour becomes a coping mechanism for terrible things.)

    In other words:

    What (Not) To Do When:

    Your New Otou-Sama Is A Mad Scientist
    Determined To Reincarnate His Dead Father
    &
    He Gets You Instead

    Or:
    The Phrase:
    "You Poor, Unfortunate Soul"

    Unexpectedly Becomes A Lot More Relevant

    Alternatively:
    How I Disgraced The Name
    Of
    Senju Tobirama

    AKA:
    Joining Root
    &
    Other Fun Times With Danzou-Sama

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,613
    Chapters:
    4/27
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    2609
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    “Sweet Sasuke; you taste as good as Itachi.” He dragged a long tongue flat against the bleeding wound and smiled. “And you’re just as beautiful. I must restrain myself before I suck you dry. That wouldn’t be much fun, now would it?”

    Sasuke might be distracted by the burning in his inner thigh, but he definitely heard that. Itachi’s alive? He flinched when an icy hand touched his cheek. “You share the same fire as your big brother. But the weight of his absence is snuffing out your beautiful flame. We must save it, nurture it, let it grow until it reaches the heavens. I chose him, and I now I have chosen you.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,551
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    382
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    What if Uzushio had lived? What if the knowledge and clans had lived? What if some survived? What would happen then? How much would change? Would anything remain the same? Only time may tell.

    -OR-

    "It starts with the small ideas," Dumbledore had told her once. "That usually begets the greatest and grandest events, Miss Potter. Small things that snowball into avalanches."An Avalanche - Lady Hallen, FFN

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,141
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    280
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    When Temari is captured on the battlefield, she is interrogated by Sergeant Sasuke Uchiha from the Information Headquarters. Between lies and half-truths, what begins as a one-way interrogation becomes much more when they are both confronted by the ghosts of their brothers.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,746
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    102
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    Summary

    Even geniuses can be dumb sometimes.

    Or: "I didn't think anything was going to happen if we don't use condoms. I mean, he's genetically modified himself..." - Naomi

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1794
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    Naruto discovers Sasuke is brooding on a suspiciously baby-sized egg. Panic ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,094
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    3051

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