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    Does Dave prefer Pepsi or Coke? The answer may surprise you.

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    DAY THREE: bootworship | bukkake | hatesex
    John gets a personal lesson in the workings of kismesissitude.

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    "'Like ghosts?'

    You look up and blink, confused. 'Yeah, of course. Dave, did you forget why we’re doing this? Like, the whole entire point of this show?'"

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    After the Game, John wrangles his two best friends into the adventure of a lifetime- or rather, the "after"-lifetime. That's right folks, it's the Ghost Files/Buzzfeed Unsolved AU you never knew you wanted.

    Along the way, they'll undergo hijinks, shenanigans, and really emotional heart-to-hearts all to answer the following:

    Are ghosts real? And why is John so obsessed with finding out?

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    John Egbert stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2020, is this young man’s birthday. But so far the only birthday wishes he's received are from forum bots and a local cafe sending you a coupon. He's sure his friends and family are just busy. They'll message him soon. Right?
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    I have this tagged as "sadstuck" but it's not sad to be sad? The concept it's exploring just isn't... Not Sad? Check the spoilered tags in the first chapter if you're unsure if it's for you.

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    As you trace your finger up from his palm to the tip of his finger, you hear him shakily exhale from your touch. Woah. You rub circles all the way down his digit back to the palm, where you trace shapes into it. He lets out a breathy moan as you do so, and you wont lie, this is definitely turning you on. Who knew touching Dave's hand would get him so riled up?

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    It's hard being a newly out God in a world where your identity is completely tied up with your deadname. It's hard and only the former John Egbert - now known as Casey - understands.

    She thought realising her identity as a woman would solve all her problems, but she's still left with a lot of difficult questions she doesn't know how to answer. What does it mean to transition when she doesn't even have a proper body? How long will it take for Earth C to adjust to her no longer being the person they worship? And how can she even begin to feel like a woman when she still looks the way she did before realising she was trans? With no other options, Casey goes to the most important woman in her life (and Roxy) to try and make sense of her new life.

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    Your name is John Crocker, you're thirteen years old, and you think your older sister might be dead.

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    A short fic from the POV of John Crocker about his (possibly deceased) older sister, and a memo set in the same wildly overcomplicated alternate universe.

    This AU was created based on an anonymous ask on the blog of @swimmerz, where the asker had a dream about Dave and Feferi being raised as siblings. More AU details included in the fic itself.

     

    Originally posted on Tumblr.

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    dave is hungry.

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    (John is Not Fine.)

    In which John Egbert deals with being worshiped as a god, and the disconnection from reality that comes with having the power to do whatever the fuck he wants. Also, his brain has stopped working. He really needs to deal with that.

     

    [Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe, where the kids didn't skip forward in time five thousand years, and are instead trying to build civilization themselves and live up to the expectations placed upon them as gods.]

    10 Years Post-Landing

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    This is a DaveJohn with a more SCP twist. I am researching as I go, but it is defiantly going to be more loosely based on SCP lore.

    SCPs are a strange beast to study. As John Egbert had come to find out. Stranger still were the classifications. When going through the archives he stumbles on one such case. The being doesn't seem that dangerous... after countless hours of begging his boss, Mrs. Peixes, she relents. A whirlwind of introspection and a far deeper delve into the society he works for all lay in his wake.

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    June and Dave meet in their senior year of high school and take the college journey together. After a year of having shitty roommates, June proposes to live together.

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    PLEASE READ: this fanfic primarily focuses on john, and dirkjohn is more of a background thing with small amounts of interaction.

    vent fic i made, sorry about that. mature rating since its focuses on (my experiences with) mental illness and yeah (written on mobile because i dont have a computer, sorry if it looks weird or anything. also dont know how to format pesterchum text logs/dont know if i can on mobile)

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    John figures out how to put a boy back together.

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    Meat or candy? Your choice decides your fate, and the fate of all of your friends. But maybe there's a third option?

    A fix-it fic focused on the Homestuck epilogues, giving love to characters with incomplete story arcs, and properly addressing loose ends.

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    You can faintly taste his pepsi-flavored chapstick as you sink into the bed. And then you’re embarrassed you’re letting someone who wears soda-flavored chapstick make out with you.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you are trying to nap.

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    When you get behind the counter, your Nanna turns and almost jumps out of her skin. “Gee, young lady. You look like death!” She’s quick but gentle as she takes the girl from you, sitting her down on a bench and grabbing a nearby cloth to wipe the girl’s face and arms off. “Poor thing must be shivering…” She nods with a soft cry. You stand in the corner awkwardly, feeling out of place as Nanna helps her calm down.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and a crying young girl has just wandered into your family's bakery.

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    You glanced at Bro still chatting outside the window and a quote from a game you watched him play flitted through your head. What was it?
    Pick a God and pray?
    Well, you didn't really believe in Gods but maybe it couldn't hurt.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are nine years old when you first pray to a God you don’t know for help. Because it’s Dave, he’s really too young to die. You’re surprised when your prayer is answered by a blustering Child God in blue.
    It never happens again.
    Until it does. Again. And again.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020.

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    Months have passed since the Game's final winners settled down on Earth C.
    All is not well, and through the grapevine, Karkat finally learns about what happened to that strange clown he pitied. Of course, he has to make it everyone else's problem.

    Or, John, Jane, and Karkat go Clown Hunting.

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    John just wants to be happy and Dave is horrible at communication.

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    Dave's plane ride to visit his best friend does not go as smooth as he hopes.

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