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    Bard is wandering around after the battle and runs into King Thranduil. Somehow the two end up talking about everything from mortality to their sons. Mostly their sons.

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    Bard tries hard to grant his three children the best possible life - but as a single parent (who works as a moderately paid mechanic) there is only so much you can do until chaos breaks loose. He thinks that he has done pretty well though. Until one day, a baking incident leads to the meeting of Tauriel and Legolas at a high school bakesale. A meeting, which leads to changes in the Bowman household that Bard would never have anticipated ...

    (Please give this story a chance, I suck at summaries ^^)

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    Bard's kids go off to camp for the summer. Thranduil's convinced by his friend he needs a night away from his teenage son. The solution? Clubbing, anonymous sex, and lots and lots of drinking.

    or

    Based off of the song "You Look Better When I'm Drunk" by the White Tie Affairs/the Barduil video made with that song.

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    “Will you stay?” Bard asked, his voice colored with that gentle fervent lilt he used when trying to convince Tilda that it was safe for her to fall asleep again after she’d woken from dark nightmares of trolls and blood and battle, things no small child should know, and he found himself slightly surprised to find that same reflex coming easily to him now. He would have expected that assured confident warmth to be slightly, unintentionally, forced but the vast need that he felt clinging to his chest, digging into the lines around his eyes, that she stay here, that he could see her again on the morrow, ensured that his tone was soft and inviting.

    When she smiled, strawberry stained lips beginning to curl into a bright smile, revealing pearly white teeth and the most comely dimples he’d ever seen in all his days, he suspected that he had his answer, and his long allayed heart soared deep in his chest in response.
    _
    This is a spinoff featuring an OC from my other fic, Bound in Blight and Bliss, the servant Iôlhel!! I was so excited to write this, and I am very proud to present it for your reading pleasure! Please enjoy, and let me know any comments you may have!

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    [ middle earth neighborhood au ]

    twinbrook is an infamous quaint and quiet town on the outskirts of what is referred to as 'middle-earth'. nothing dramatic ever happens in twinbrook, but when various parties of twinbrook residents get involved in scuffles, everything changes. these are the stories of the families and the events that change twinbrook.

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    King Thranduil is throwing a party for the festival of hearts, and invites newly-king Bard to celebrate. As the night wares on, they have an inappropriate amount of wine and spill more than their glasses.

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    "But, but I thought dragons only picked comely young virgins." Bard argued.

    (Dragon!Thranduil attacks Bard's village and a certain unfortunate blacksmith gets 'chosen'.)

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    Bard gets a brand new job that he hopes will allow him to spend more time with his children. He is chauffeur to a haughty, demanding blonde businessman who barely registers his existence.

    Or does he?

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    NEW SUMMARY!

    Mirkwood, once known as Greenwood was a dark place. A vast realm of illusion and fear. Tall trees of winding branches and blackened bark loomed over all that passed. A recent home to dark creatures. And ironically enough a realm of elves, creatures to which light is sacred and the dark curse was a pollutant.

    Mirkwood was also a hunting ground. A hunting ground for one of the most infamous creatures of darkness. The vampire. Or rather a vampire.

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    Legolas has managed to convince Thranduil to let him get his first tattoo with the aggreement his father chooses the shop. After many unfortunate failures, the find themselves on the doorstep of Dragonslayer's Tattoos. A small owned tattoo shop where the blonde least expected to meet someone like Bard. There might be something more than business in store for these two males.

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    Bilbo Baggins was very much looking forward to spending Christmas Eve by himself, thank you very much. That is, until a handsome stranger, Thorin Oakenshield gets stranded right outside his front door, and Bilbo rescues him from the cold. Now the storm is getting worse, Bilbo some how finds himself drug into drama with neighbours, the most awkward Christmas dinner, and all the while Thorin is becoming less and less a stranger, and Bilbo is finding himself wishing the snow would just keep piling up...

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    It is a typical Christmas Eve, however Thranduil is alone. Everyone is celebrating with people they love, even his own son couldn't even stop by. Deciding to get drunk Thranduil wallows over the holiday without his late wife and son or his boyfriend Bard. After getting quite drunk he decides to look through old Christmas boxes and finds an old gift Legolas had given him.

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    Bard showed up at the National Gallery in slacks and a deep blue jumper, tucking in the tails of his button up as he stood at the base of the steps. A lump had formed in his throat.

    Part two of Discontent.

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    It is well into the fourth age, and a disillusioned Elvenking is being kept in Middle Earth for some reason unknown to him. He wants to leave the accursed land and sail west, but something is holding him back; some undeniable, unfathomable pull to stay.

    Linnor, better known to the men of Emyn Arnen as Bard, is a young dark-haired, hazel-eyed elf who is an oddity among the elves left in Ithilien. He wears an odd, full collared robe and his unruly hair is never quite as neat as it should be.

    Taking his young ward with him, Bard travels north to the fabled forest of Greenwood, now Mirkwood, where his parents once dwelt under the rule of the great Elvenking. While visiting his ancestral home, Bard discovers that his and the reclusive Elvenking’s destinies are entwined.

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    Bard, a young bowman from Laketown meets a strange and beautiful creature while hunting within Mirkwood forest when he is 17 years old. This story winds through the years of their relationship growing, faltering and and changing them both beyond anything they could have imagined.

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    20/?
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    From the Tumblr Prompt: "Oh no, our two dogs shagged so we might as well know each other's names!"

    After the death of his wife, Thranduil has found it hard to move on. He's distanced himself away from his son, Legolas, and focussed solely on his work- pretending like nothing ever happened because then it might hurt less. However, after Legolas went off to uni, he's left in care of Legolas' faithful and loving Belgian Shepard, Tauriel. Under orders to protect and care for her at all costs, he sends her to Gandalf the Grey's Hound Sitting Service.

    Widower Bard's entire life revolves around his 5 kids, 3 human and 2 canine. Sigrid's 18 and doing her ALevels alongside a part time job, Bain is 14 and acting like it and Tilda is 6 and full of just as much energy as their Norwegian Elk Hounds - Fíli and Kíli. However, with so many mouths to feed he's always working- and when he's not working he's always running around after everyone, taking them all to school/Grey's Hounds, football practice, ballet, rainbows.... It all means he's got no time for himself.

    However, with the aid of two dogs, and the will of some meddling kids, these two unlikely men might find exactly what they need.

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    Everyone sees Elves as being cool, calm and collected at all times. Nothing could be further from the truth.
    Short prompt inspired works of our favorite Elves, losing their cool and how everyone else deals.

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    As a poor Bargeman Bard heard fairytales throughout Laketown of Elve's being humanities common enemy about their shiverly lust of flesh and their disastrous looks and merciful ways .

    One day again being dangerously close to the undying lands of the said enemies ,working he see's the first flying arrows from the forest attacking Laketown,

    out of remorse he is thorn between saving his life or the ones he loves the most .

    daring out of a pure heart to lay down his responsibilities as a father and humble worker to save the upcoming forces of the Elve's he leaves behind three scared children ,an childhood lover and the destructive state Laketown is in so to stop the sudden war .

    however he did not know one thing the Forest is enchanted.

    The opening of the long forgotten Forest closed after his quick entrance letting no one in or out while he is searching deep down the darkening ,gigant threebranching illusionary forest of the source of said attack .

    He is looping into a adventure of confusion and self-acceptance and his heart reasoning who he loves more ,his childhood lover or the mysterious dark minded crazy King.

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    Fíli and Sigrid have been dating for 3 years. They're known as Hogwarts' Golden Couple due to their Badger Pride, their Golden Locks, and the fact that they just always seem so damn happy together!

    But with Fíli leaving Hogwarts next year, he'd like to take things to the next level, but only if it's all right with her, and if she understands that he's never going to want to "Go To Spain".

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    “What the fuck does someone even wear to a roller disco?” Thranduil grunted to himself, flipping feverishly through the shirts hanging in his closet. He didn’t care for disco music and he had never stepped foot in a disco club, let alone a roller disco. He’d never roller skated in his life, either. He cupped his hands over his face hopelessly.

    “This is going to be a disaster.”

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