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    What's a colorblind teenage dirtbag to do when his vampire girlfriend dumps him in a forest? Abandoned in Forks, human disaster Beau Swan must cope with depression, supernatural murder attempts, heaps of Girl werewolves, and a dad who simply cannot cook his own dinner.

    You've heard of Life and Death, the gender/sex-swapped retelling of Twilight written by bestselling author Stephenie Meyer. Now get ready for Euphoria and Agony, a Beau POV retelling of New Moon written by some internet randos (podcast hosts G and Shannon of Three Books One Plot!)

     

    Euphoria and Agony is a project of the Three Books One Plot podcast. New excerpts posted every other Monday!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,028
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,000
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    One vampire's totally unbiased account of drama, depression, near-fatal misunderstandings, and a lot of pontificating about souls.

    You've heard of Midnight Sun, the Edward-POV retelling of Twilight written by bestselling author Stephenie Meyer. Now get ready for Dark Noon, an Edward POV retelling of New Moon written by some internet randos (podcast hosts G and Shannon of Three Books One Plot!)

     

    Dark Noon is a project of the Three Books One Plot podcast. New excerpts posted every other Monday!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,226
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    904
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    Watch carefully. Round and round they go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    131
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    It's a Maurice pastiche baby! The title is a quote from the book.

    Stede is Maurice but also kinda Clive in terms of life circumstances (Clive is not in this at all so it's fine). Izzy is the gamekeeper. That's all you need to know.

    I think you can read this fine if you don't know Maurice, but I do highly recommend it (both the book and the film).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,653
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    221
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    Guillermo de la Cruz is an overworked, underpaid general manager who daydreams about a world more like the one he used to glimpse in the fantasy books and films he loved growing up. Nandor the Relentless is a vampire/werewolf hybrid imprisoned for nearly one hundred years in the dungeons of the Staten Island Vampiric Council. When their worlds collide, Guillermo finds himself caught up in an adventure beyond his wildest imagination. Thrown into a world where dogs talk, vampires are real, and the big bad wolf plays at being prince charming, Guillermo begins to discover that he, too, is more than he has always seemed.

    But in a fairy tale this fractured, the road to happily ever after is bound to have a few bumps.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,024
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    236
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    A noir detective homestuck story set in a fictional city told by a series of loose vignetes. Each vignete is inspired loosely by an author, style of prose or overall literary genre.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,244
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    54
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    In London one should look to love and what is better evidence of love than the traces it leaves in its wake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    522
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    30
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    A scene from the Columbo episode Stitch in Crime, adapted into a more Austenian style.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    694
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    12
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    If age is just a number
    or life is much too short
    which are your twilight years
    is there a difference
    in the time
    when you only get to start?

    For Aria,
    does moving end her life as she knows it?
    Can it be the beginning of the end if it's not the end of the beginning?
    A Twilight parody?

    December 13, 2022 KST
    Stay safe, 김석진.
    See you again soon,
    아미.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    261,510
    Chapters:
    38/38
    Hits:
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    "There cannot have been a by-election here, as I didn't see an Andrew Teale writeup on it." —Lewis Trondheim, Atlas Forum user, 3 February 2012

    Z-words attack. Villages go on murder sprees. Blanks take over the institutions. Life goes on.

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    English
    Words:
    1,313
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    11
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    the paper folds and I set myself to deckratin it I make a love-hart in the middel of the first-folded square and I surround this with prettie words in a square from a chantey which is privetly meaningful for John and myself

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,614
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    132
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    A Wonderlandian Pastiche.
    The citizens of Heartland go about their lives like clockwork. Every tick for every tock, as the saying goes. Matthias Haddler, once a hatter, now has made a name for himself as a clockwork expert. Thus he has been invited, along with Pr. O'Hair and Dorian Mouse, to give his expert opinion on the world's first clockwork person known as Lise. However, even from the beginning the ex-hatter has his doubts that Lise is what she seems to be. Or perhaps it should better be stated that she seems to be just as much the woman she is trying to NOT to seem to be.
    Part mystery, part sci-fi, part fantasy, and with a little romance, the twists and turns are endless, especially once the self-proclaimed pantheon begins to see that the world they created is crumbling all around them. They are merely only as mortal as everyone else, messing with things they do not understand, while creatures that are more than mere fantasy know more than they do the danger they have put themselves into and for everyone involved.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,110
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    15
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    You, you twit, have made an unwise bet with your old childhood pal George, and hasn't he just ruddy gone and won it. But as the Cedermarks never renege on their promises, there is nothing for it: You now have to bed the Duke of Bolworth on the night of his birthday bash, or--at least give it a decent, honourable go.

    This is a Wodehouse pastiche sex comedy gamebook, in which you are put into various sexy (and stupid) situations that you must then either escape or surrender to. Multiple options are given, multiple paramours may be acquired. Failure is always an option.

    Work in progress - see notes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,946
    Chapters:
    63/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    223
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    Старая китайская притча.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    169
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    "A new overlady, you say? She's a little short, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to rule over the land with an iron fist or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

    The story of a small and very angry girl, and how she accidentally became a dark overlady and enemy of righteousness. But that doesn't matter! She'll use the power of being an enemy of righteousness righteously! With a supporting cast of vampires, necromancers, female incubi, and of course, ugly goblin-like minions

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    566,967
    Chapters:
    92/?
    Comments:
    277
    Kudos:
    535
    Bookmarks:
    209
    Hits:
    29,311
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    For the prompt 'Space Viking Harvest Orgy.'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    53
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    Joan Ferguson, the formidable Governor of Wentworth Correctional Centre, meets a seemingly fragile new inmate who bears an untold secret. They bond, having experienced similar childhood traumas, and Joan protects the inmate while mentoring her on prison survival. The prisoner gradually learns far more, however, about the life and mind of her charming protector.

    [Inmate Point of View: A tale recalling experiences with Governor Ferguson, in the style of Dr. John Watson’s remembrance of his adventures with Sherlock Holmes]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    233,543
    Chapters:
    92/?
    Comments:
    240
    Kudos:
    363
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    10,482
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    "Steamed Hams" if it were a one-act play written by Jez Butterworth, circa 2006.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,221
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Hits:
    13
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    AU: 2008, Dipper and Mabel have conservative parents

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,194
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    45
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    One afternoon, a strange and terrible storm rolls in over Kuraigana.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,258
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    672

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