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After a week long accidentally shared virtual reality experience, David and Patrick find themselves adrift.
David's implant malfunctioned and not only does he not remember any of it, he's also walking around with extra bits of hardware in his head.
Patrick, on the other hand, remembers his 5-year long (to him) simulation. His return to normal life is more than a little tumultuous, what with the fact that his fiancée is very much not the husband he thought he had.In the aftermath of a failed experiment, can they handle the fallout of their "life-changing" experience?
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"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Or husband. Or a spouse in general."
Patrick and Ted are rich people navigating Schitt's Creek as a holiday retreat. David and Alexis, as longtime residents, peak their interest. But not everything that meets the eye is always true.
Or, a Pride & Prejudice AU with a plot twist.
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He hasn’t actually seen Rachel since that fateful day at the motel. She didn’t come to the wedding, though she was invited. He knows that she and Patrick have been talking more and more, trying to work their way across the crevasse of time and history to becoming what they always should have been, which is best friends. David’s interactions with her have been minimal, though, and he definitely wasn’t expecting to see her here—he doesn’t do well with surprises, especially when that surprise is his husband’s ex-fiancée looking at mediocre cheese.
David runs into Rachel while on an errand for Marcy and it's definitely not weird at all.
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The Roses started a wedding planning business in Schitt's Creek, and Patrick and Rachel hire them for their wedding.
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What I'm Trying to Say: An SC Drabble Collection by stereopticons
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
23 Nov 2023
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A series of unconnected drabbles based on prompts from @schittscreekdrabbleblog on Tumblr.
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As David stood in front of the 10-foot flat screen displaying the Christmas Dashboard, he inhaled deeply. His eyes scanned over the numbers organized into detailed charts and graphics.
"On schedule...7.98 billion people... and an–" David gasped, cutting his mumblings short.
He was not a numbers guy, per se, but he understood percentages. That particular percentage was lower than he had ever seen it before.
"An estimated 87% success rate?!"
🎄🎄🎄
David Rose is Santa Claus, and his Christmas Success Rate is at risk. Stevie Budd, David’s Head Elf, seems to believe David’s rating can be saved by one blue button-down-wearing man who wrote a letter to Santa with a lofty request.
Will David be able to grant the man’s wish and save Christmas?
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Patrick Brewer had grown up within the confines of the Catholic church.
He was baptised in the nave of the St Celeste church, received his first holy communion in tandem with his cousins and attended the small primary school adjacent to it until he was old enough for high school. He then joined his cousins and the other children of the town, travelling thirty minutes by bus to Ingleside to attend the Catholic high school, where the cohorts were split by gender.
When he wins a coveted Baseball Scholarship to play and study at the University of Toronto, he is matched with an enigmatic roommate, David Rose. David upends Patrick's life (in the best possible way) and takes him on a journey of self-discovery he hadn't realised he desperately needed.
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- Part 1 of As he is, with me.
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Patrick Brewer has a lot of confusing thoughts about makeup from an early age. If boys don't wear makeup, then why is it something he so desperately wants to do?
Or 5 + 1 times Patrick Brewer had thoughts on makeup.
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you can tell everybody (that this is your song) by stereopticons
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
09 Sep 2023
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A story of falling in love and David and Patrick trying to find their way to each other told through a series of drabbles inspired by song lyrics.
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- Part 8 of scenes from a hat (tumblr prompt fills)
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Things are going pretty well for David in Schitt's Creek. He works for Wendy at the Blouse Barn, and she has taken his suggestions to make the place less skanky. His co-worker Rachel has lots of relationship problems with Patrick, who works at the coffee shop across from the Blouse Barn. David barely knows him, other than that he makes the perfect caramel macchiato. David seems to keep getting caught in the middle of Rachel and Patrick's relationship troubles, which is very uncomfortable, to say the least.
This is the story of Rachel and Patrick's relationship falling apart and David and Patrick getting to know each other, eventually falling in love.
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Take a deep breath, and start at the beginning. Tell them how we first met. Tell them that this — that this has to be one of the happiest days of my life.
“I’m David Rose, for those that don’t know. I’m Patrick’s best man and um, best friend? Which you may not have guessed due to the fact I nearly missed the ceremony. Um, anyway… this, this is one of the happiest days of my life.”
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Patrick is ten years old the first time he sees him. He’s in the checkout line at the grocery store with his mother, bored and impatient and scanning the rows of candy for something he thinks his mom will let him have. Next to the candy, there are the kind of magazines that his mom sometimes buys and calls a guilty pleasure. Patrick isn’t interested in these—he definitely prefers his Sports Illustrated Kids subscription—but today, something on one of the covers catches his eye.
Patrick sees David on a magazine as a child, and David weaves his way into Patrick's life without either of them realizing it.
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5 times people were worried about Patrick's mental health, and one time he was upfront about his struggles.
*Now complete*
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If Patrick had made a very different decision, and put the happiness of others before his own.
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“Why didn’t you tell me about Cabaret?!” David exclaimed. The teasing smirk playing at the corners of Patrick’s mouth fell and a light blush colored his cheeks.
“How’d you find out?” he mumbled, sitting up and crossing his legs.
“Jocelyn texted you like… a thousand times.” David rolled his eyes, then reached over and squeezed Patrick’s knees encouragingly. “Seriously, why didn’t you tell me?” -
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It really was OK. It was fine. Patrick’s parents had responded to the news that David wasn’t just his business partner better than he could ever have imagined, but it was one thing to be fine with your son dating a man, especially in Schitt’s Creek where no one raised an eyebrow that 25% of the town council and 100% of the local baseball team captains were gay. It was quite another to tell your sister that your only child is gay, especially in the grocery store in front of her grandson. They just needed time. It had taken him nearly two years to tell his parents, over a decade before he’d admitted it to himself. It was fine if they needed a bit of time before they were ready for other people to know.
Set after 'Meet the Parents', Patrick gets an unexpected phone call from his mom.
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Rachel surprises Patrick one random day. Patrick gets in his feelings, and David always helps.
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The night at Stevie's apartment between Patrick and David.
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=IF(“Intuition”=TRUE,
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if my intuition is telling the truth,
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- Part 37 of Patrick the Poet
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Patrick watches Ted's bunny cam and realizes something about himself.