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    The flowers make their grand entrance right after Fall Out Boy’s third and final comeback show. In retrospect… Pete should have seen this coming.

    (OR: pete's got hanahaki disease AKA the valentine's day curse and patrick is blissfully unaware. good times!)

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    Pete and Patrick knew four kids would be a handful. But they figured with love, kindness, and a little bit of luck, they could battle through anything.

    Now, they are the two cursed leaders of one deeply dysfunctional family.

    Brendon is insatiable.

    Jon is stoned.

    Ryan is quiet, all of the time.

    Spencer just wants everyone to get along.

    Shit. Gets. Crazy.

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    Wouldn't things just be better if Valentine's Day wasn't real and people didn't have to worry about their crushes having other partners? Patrick thinks things would be better if Valentine's Day wasn't real and he didn't have to worry about his crushes having other partners.

    The one in which Patrick has magic and fucks things up

    Also known as the one in which Patrick makes an entire holiday disappear without meaning to

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    Is Sex Pollen real?

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    He lifts his head up to check the atmosphere — still going strong on the dance floor — when a flailing limb catches his eye, obvious even under the strobe lights of the disco ball he installed just for this occasion.

    It's an incredibly pale hand, unmarked by tattoos or birthmarks, which is a rarity in the circles Pete moves in; attached to a boy with a pale face and light hair.

    A boy that Pete doesn't recognize.

    Or: Pete has the worst Valentine's Day ever. Pete has the best Valentine's Day ever.

    (It's Patrick. The difference is Patrick. Obviously.)

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    If you don't get it right the first time, try again.

     

    A story falling in and out of love, in which navigating young adulthood is just as complicated as it seems.

     

    Goddamn, man-child.

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    4/?
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    Pete and Patrick take a vacation at a lakeside cabin in the woods,

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    Valentine's Day is fastly approaching and it's almost Pete and Patrick's two year anniversary of dating to which Pete has a plan.

    “Pretending I agree to the roleplaying what are your plans? Oh gods I can’t believe I’m talking about our sex life in front of our friends.”

    “You in a maid costume of course!”

    Patrick put his chopsticks down and looked at Pete. “Look Pete I love you but there is no way in hell I am doing that. I’ll do dinner and a bath and MAYBE if I haven’t decided to kill you maybe we’ll go to bed together. But there is nothing you can do or say that will get me in a maid costume.”

     

    Patrick may have gotten more than he bargained for

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    Collection of snippets written on Tumblr, mostly nauseatingly fluffy and happy.

    Title from Sunshine Riptide because I love that song (and it fit better than anything from Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea).

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    Patrick goes shopping for something special.

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    Patrick believes in a lot of things. Pete is one of them.

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    Patrick gives Pete a lap dance.

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    Patrick hated being born a centaur. He tended to run into things a lot, especially without his glasses. Weight's also a problem. But at least he has his band.

    Ryan had too much hair to deal with but there was no way he was cutting it. He was also VERY very clumsy for a centaur. He's lucky he has a friend like Spencer to help him. Brendon and Jon too, even if they were a little more annoying than his best friend.

    Billie is a mule, and they're the most bullied of centaurs. Everyone hates mules. Everyone except Mike and Tré. Two people on this trash planet who actually care. And having them as friends makes life a lot easier.

    Josh and Tyler are the only pure centaur band in the world. This also causes a lot of issues with others trying to adjust for them, and so they try not to impose themselves too much on others. Doesn't really help, but at least they have each other.

    Frank is a can-do don't-give-a-shit centaur who is a tiny Shetland and won't hesitate to fuck you up. So don't mention his size, all his extra hair, or the fact that's he's a Shetland. You'll end up in the hospital that way, just ask Bob. But at least his band's got his back.

    (Series of 5-and-1 fics about centaurs and other antics)

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    Pete had never felt more lost in his life. He'd dropped college, and his soccer scholarship, and instead of finding a perfect life of music on the other side, he was stuck in a dead-end job where he wasn't making enough to get by.
    He was exactly the type of person that Patrick had been told to give his water bottles to.

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    3/?
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    Patrick has always dreamed that when he has sex for the first time, it'll be with someone he loves. The only problem is that thirty is staring him in the face and he still hasn't found the right one—or really anyone at all.

    One night at a party, his best friend Pete's drunken joke makes Patrick rethink his decision to wait. With his pride on the line and newfound determination in his heart, Patrick sets out to find a half-way decent guy to take his v-card ASAP. And he might just find someone who seems like a good choice. But was the right guy standing in front of him all along? Will Patrick figure it out in time?

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    It all felt like a lot of fuss for 24 hours of spending money on foil wrapped chocolates that cost a third of the price on the 15th anyway. He felt very lucky to be with Pete who quite possibly gave even less of a shit about it all than he did.

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    The fans slip them all sorts of things, so at first none of them really think twice about it.

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    Streaming is a demanding career that requires daily updates, quick thinking, and an entertaining personality. Media coverage is necessary to stay relevant in the oversaturated and ever-changing market. Popular video game streamers, Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump, know what if they want to keep their fame, audience, and livelihoods they need to stay on top of the charts and Patrick has an idea as to how to do that, even if it isn't 100% honest...

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    It’s not weird that Brendon’s still stronger than him, or even that Brendon still wants it. Ryan had always known what Brendon wanted, from the first time they met. Brendon’s large, dark eyes had skated over Ryan’s thighs and lingered nervously on his face when Ryan said hi, his pupils dilated as he held out his hand to shake.

    What’s weird is that it still turns Ryan on like he’s seventeen and starved for affection all over again.

     

    Ryan starts appearing at Brendon's place unannounced years after the split. Ryan can't explain why he keeps coming over. Brendon can't explain why he keeps letting him.

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    Your best friend could be known as downtown Chicago’s infamously eccentric love doctor, but even then, that doesn’t mean he’s smart enough to notice your own affections towards him. Maybe sometimes, okay, a lot of the time, feelings are a lot more complicated than magic.

    au where pete does astrological matchmaking services in their apartment and is actually kind of good at it & patrick tries to convince him that they’re meant for each other despite what the stars say.

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    2/?
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