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    Short stories inspired by the song I love me by Demi Lovato.
    Its about problems Penelope, Elena, and Alex face about food, marriage, and acceptance.
    Trigger warning for people suffering or recovering from anorexia or Bulimia.

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    English
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    7,043
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1429
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    Christmas with La familia Alvarez .

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    English
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    619
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    106
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    Immediately following the events of "Outside," Schneider surprises Penelope with a question.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    176
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    Prompt fic; a debate over family dinner continues past dessert.

    Language:
    English
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    609
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    291
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    “Schneider…”

    “No, you decided that ignoring me was easier than loving me.” Schneider lets out a shaky breath, “you weren’t the first but this time I’m going to sure you’re the last. You should go, Pen.” He turns his back on her and it feels final, too final.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,661
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    266
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    Penelope and Schneider had to attend Penelope's high school reunion as fake boyfriend and girlfriend to prove Penelope's status. The whole experience caused some feelings to arise.

    Language:
    English
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    4,074
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    474
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    A drunken Penelope finds herself at Schneider's apartment. Shit happens.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    412
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    When he saw the “(No Subject)” email, and processed the date, he nearly didn’t open it. He nearly swiped it away and deleted it because he didn’t need to see that shit, whatever it was.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    856
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    400
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    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    17,336
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    148
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    After Schneider breaks up with Avery, Lydia decides she's going to find him someone. "A nice Cuban girl." Penelope is not so sure this is a great idea. . .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,765
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    293
    Kudos:
    438
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    6380
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    What if Schneider had opened that door instead of Alex?

    Language:
    English
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    918
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1185
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    Deleted scene from IBIATCL. The first time Penelope uses the key Schneider gave her.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    973
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    After the census and Schneider's big announcement, Penelope tries to come to terms with what her life will look like once she's truly alone. Her efforts do not go as planned, especially once Schneider has more news she wasn't expecting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    795
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    Az elviselhetetlen hőség Alverezékhez kergeti Schneidert.

    Language:
    Magyar
    Words:
    380
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    36
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    That’s the problem, the crux of the situation, the cherry on the lavish sundae of it all.

    She’s in love with her best friend. 

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,256
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    630
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    Metas from my tumblr, copied here for safekeeping.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,161
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    470
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    His lips were intoxicating - the way their corners curled into that open, disarming smile of his, the plumpness of their shape that got really accentuated when he smacked them together, the pink colour that glistened when his tongue flitted across them... No, scratch that. He was intoxicating - lips, eyes, smile, long gangly limbs, surprisingly firm abs, annoying yet endearing personality, the whole package.
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    She was intoxicating. Always had been, always would. It was Pen, after all. So temperamental, so loud and colourful, so lively. So alive. She made him feel alive with her mere presence. Made him want to be alive and be around her as much as posssible and drink her in.



    Maybe he should have already gotten a clue when he had thought of her as intoxicating. He had a lot - a lot of experience with intoxication, after all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,351
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    246
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    382
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    Penelope agrees to pose as Schneider's girlfriend, and sees him in a new light.

    "I am not your average gala attendee, Penelope. After the first hundred or so white tie affairs, you get pretty good at the ins and outs of the outfit.”

    “The first hundred.” Sparkling juice nearly went up her nose, and she set the flute aside. “Why would anyone need to go through this a hundred times?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,324
    Chapters:
    4/8
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    475
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    4747
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    "Schneider looked down at her and the pain in her expression hurt in ways he could never put into words. She couldn’t actually think that, could she? That he didn’t care about them? Didn’t she realize that after all these years he was never pretending to be part of the family. He wasn’t just killing some time because he was bored. He loved them, like blood.

    Well, not like his blood, because his blood was awful. And she had just met Exhibit A.

    How could she think that her family wasn’t important to him?"

    We don't get to see most of Schneider's relapse, including the first time he had another drink. This is meant to fill in the gaps, starting off with his argument with Penelope in 3.10 and ending after the finale.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,975
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2647

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