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    Simon does interesting things in the morning. Baz wants to know what on earth his terrible husband is doing. Fiona is roped into their sex life. Penny is sick of their shit. Welcome to the (better than the original) Butter Story!

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    The mage always thought I was broken. Maybe it was just because of my magic, but I don’t think so. I think he could tell. I think the boys in care could, and my teachers. I don’t think they knew I was autistic, that’s not what I’m saying. But they could tell I was different. The mage never tried to help me learn a way to use my magic that worked with the way my magic really was. He tried to force me to do magic the way everyone else did, even though I wasn’t like everyone else. But now that I know, I can learn how to do things the way I want to. And I’ll be damned if I let the memory of the mage, and everyone else who tried to make me into something I wasn’t, keep me from that.
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    Snapshots of a life post Carry On, where Simon gets diagnosed as autistic and deals with it in a way that is not spiraling and going on an extremely chaotic trip to America. A story about learning about yourself and having people there to love you as you do it.

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    "I saw him everywhere. In my classes, the library with Bunce, the food court, my favourite cafe. Hell, I even saw him in my favourite obscure record shop! Every time our eyes found each other, the air became electric with his hatred and my lust. I should’ve hated him, I should still hate him. In classes, all he did was prove that he was a moron but still raising his hand, blushing wildly when he got the answer wrong or smiling so brightly, that I truly believe an angel gets its wings every time, when he got the answer right. In the library, he was either being too loud and smiley or falling asleep whilst Bunce read silently. He never got in trouble for either, always managing to charm Mildred, the 67 year old librarian."

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    When Baz and Simon first meet at a welcome party, it goes as about as well as it ever does. Yet, they're forever drawn to each other. Until Simon stops coming to University. When their lives and those of their meddling friends are thrown together again, maybe - just, maybe - they can discover why they're so intrigued by each other [despite their obvious good looks and tremendous social skills, naturally].
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    A collection of snowbaz podfics from various creators.

     
    Updates every friday.

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    20/30
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    25
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    Baz and Simon meet on the plane going to London. While Simon is going there to spend a month with his best friends, Baz is going home after a week in New York.

    They talk during the whole flight, and soon they both already know that they want to see each other again, but they are afraid to say goodbye at the airport. Luckily for them, destiny seems to be working on their side.

    Destiny and Penelope Bunce.

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    9/15
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    66
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    Simon should be overjoyed at his Penelope's engagement, the second of his sisters to be so fortunate, but all he can think about is Mr Grimm-Pitch. He fears he has ruined the greatest chance of happiness he could ever have hoped for.

     

    A Pride & Prejudice AU.

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    Just racing Gemma T. Leslie to July 6 (not with smut you horny bastards)

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    17/?
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    After a disaster on the night of 2 February 2019, I have decided to conduct a report to look into a case that ended horribly, after starting as a simple boardgame night. This report is constructed entirely of witness statements.
    Let’s begin.

    (Aka, The Gang decide to have a night of Monopoly, Twister and other such things, and it goes tits up)

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    In 2013, when Gemma T. Leslieʼs final book of the Simon Snow Series was ought to be put out, Cath tried herself to give answers to all of the questions still left unsaid and to elaborate her own final chapter for her hero.

    Flash forward to 2021, in a parallel universe, here I am trying myself to do what Cath wanted to. (Only, I am real and Rainbow Rowell is too.)

    Simon Snow, The Ex Chosen One, The Blue-Eyes-Bronze-Curls-Leather-Wings-Anxiety Boy, and his dead handsome boyfriend are coming back to England after their "trip" to America.

    Things have changed and stayed the exact same way they were in America, and now itʼs up to Simon, Baz and their friends (some new, some old) to sort it all out. Will The Ex Chosen One save the day, again? Will Baz’s quest for his identity lead to the hoped conclusion? What’s Shepard’s role in this? Can Agatha and Penny see their worth, in the end?

    There's only one way to set things clear: looking for the answers at Watford.

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    Baz heads out to Hampshire for break. Simon spends some more time on the couch working up the nerve to break up with him until he realizes something...

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    Supervillains Snow and Pitch are two of the most terrifying overlords in The City. Their goal? Capture Stormchaser, an incessantly cheerful hero with a penchant for the colour purple. There's just one problem: they keep foiling each other's plots.

    This time is the last straw. Each villain brainstorms an ingenious plan to get the other out of their way.

    (Little do they know, they've both come up with the same one.)

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    Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist AU (because that show made me cry). Simon gets struck by lightning, and now he hears people singing their inner thoughts to him.

    Trigger warnings - Cancer/terminal illness, death caused by terminal illness

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    Chapters:
    10/12
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    Because who WOULDN’T immediately go through the kitchen and test out what will La Croix??

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    Simon and Baz Snow having been living a perfectly comfortable and mediocre upper-class life they are forced to realize that they are both hitmen who have somehow managed to be at opposing ends of the trigger. Will they carry out orders to eliminate each other or will they attempt to get to the bottom of the mess that ties the Watford agency and the Grimm-Pitch agency in a bloody feud?

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    33/36
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    116
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    94
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    Penny and Shep visit D.C. to see Simon and Baz. They get coffee. That's it, really.

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    (title named after "Sun King" by The Beatles)
    (Royalty AU)
    Prince Simon Snow must marry before he turns 18 in a few months and he's never hated anything more. Not because he doesn't know who to court- he knows by now that his destiny is to wed Agatha Wellbelove and make her Queen of Watford- but because she is much more infatuated with Baz, who's only ever tried to fight Simon in any way he can. Simon's sure he's in love with Agatha (she's really pretty and nice to talk to), even though he's not quite sure what love looks like. He thinks Baz is in love with her, too, and that makes him want to punch Baz right on his perfect jaw line.

    Baz just wishes he could magically bring his mother back from the grave. And that Simon wasn't so infuriatingly heterosexual.

    (Updates weekly until finished! :) )

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    Comments:
    144
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    123
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    16
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    After eight years together, Baz and Simon take a trip to the Aquarium. It doesn't go as planned.

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    4/?
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    Simon thought the soulmate spell would confirm what he already knew: that his destiny was Agatha.

    But when the enchantment is cast on his mobile, it’s not Agatha on the other side. It's an unknown number. A stranger. (And a bit of an arsehole.)

    Who needs destiny, anyway?

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    5/5
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    Simon's not an idiot. Nor is he a Normal, no matter what he tries to tell you. After a strange night where his magic starts to come back in an odd, gut-churning rush, perhaps he'll have another chance to be a mage. Nobody loves magic like Simon, surely he deserves it.

    But they've long since left Watford, so who'll teach him to use his magic?

    Can be read as a standalone fic, though I've placed it in this canon divergent universe.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    102
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    6
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    737
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    Simon sees his new neighbour in the lift and immediately falls head over heels for him.

    Too bad Baz’s girlfriend is the most beautiful woman alive - tall, blonde Agatha Wellbelove.

    But when Simon befriends Agatha, he realises the situation isn't as hopeless as he previously thought.

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    4,280
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    46
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    180
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    931

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