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    After eight years together, Baz and Simon take a trip to the Aquarium. It doesn't go as planned.

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    Snow is about to go off, his magic is leaking out of him and I start to wonder if this was a mistake. I just wanted to tease him; I didn’t think he was going to get so mad over this. What the hell happened with Wellbelove?
    “Snow, calm down or you’re going to go off.”
    “Don’t fucking tell me to calm down!” he shouts, “I want to know if you’re in love with her.”

    Simon goes off and accidentally binds them together - 8th year Watford canon divergence.

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    Simon and Baz have a self-care day: complete with a pixie pub, Queer Eye, face masks, and their first time.

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    This story picks up just after "Wayward Son." Simon, Baz, Penelope, Agatha, and Shepard head to the airport and plan to face the danger back home. Simon and Baz work out their feelings and finish the conversation they started on the beach.

    This story wraps up a lot of questions I had after reading both books- What really happened to Lucy? Will Simon get his magic back? Did someone pick up where The Mage left off?

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    "No, Simon," Radley says. "Goodness, you're slow." He leans towards me. "Baz was supposed to ruin you. He failed." His pupils seem to slide to slits. "And I've been sent to take over that job for him."

    When the Old Families send in a boy who's set on destroying Simon slowly, Simon is forced to endure all sorts of painful spells- or else Penny and Agatha will get hurt. In order to get him out of Watford, Simon and Baz must get over their rivalry- and learn to care for each other in the process.

    Only two problems: Baz has been in love with Simon for years and uses hate as a way to cope. And Simon Snow isn't as strong as he lets on.

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    The world of Thedas is plunged into chaos when an explosion levels the Temple of Sacred Ashes and tears a hole in the sky, breaching the Veil and exposing the Fade to the world.

    As the sole survivor of the explosion, Simon Snow Salisbury is embraced as the Herald, the Chosen One, marked by Merlin and Morgana. But can he really lead the Inquisition, and Thedas, to salvation?

    Baz doubts Simon Snow could do anything besides wave his Mark around and close the Rifts, but he'd be damned if a Pitch stepped away now. Let no one say that Tevinter stood by whilst the world fell apart.

     

    [Dragon Age: Inquisition x Carry On]

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    At Watford Sixth Form, Baz Pitch is the King of Drama. He gets all the main roles, achieves the best grades and owns the stage. And Simon doesn't care if the guy that despises him spends all of his time playing a part.

    And then Watford puts on a production of a modern, gay 'Romeo & Juliet'.

    or; Simon gets roped into being an understudy in the school's winter play, and Baz is not happy about it.

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    Watford Castle is playing host to a delegation from Hampshire, and Prince Simon is certain they aren't visiting to improve relations like they say. He's especially suspicious of their Crown Prince, Baz. But when Hampshire proposes a marriage in order to create an alliance once and for all, Simon doesn't know what to think anymore.

    Prince Baz went to Watford with a mission. He was assured that his task would be complete long before he'd ever have to follow through with his engagement to Prince Simon. That was just a distraction while his family collected information on Watford and planned its downfall. But when Watford is better than he ever expected, Baz starts to have second thoughts about destroying it and its golden prince.

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    Baz's new outfit comes in the same day that a heatwave does.

    Baz wears it out, stubbornly, and Simon ends up complaining to the receptionist about his ridiculous boyfriend.

    Also, he has temporary amnesia and doesn't even remember that Simon's his boyfriend. Cue the questions and banter.

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    After Agatha leaves Simon with their three-year-old daughter, he has to put both of their lives back together—it's hard. Simon does his best to make ends meet, but he has to choose: being more active in Rosie's life, or putting food on her plate. When Simon begins the process of forming his own bakery, Rosie's grades drop, and her temper flares, which lands her with a suspension for punching another student.

    Baz Pitch focuses on his studies before anything else. But after a life-changing experience with a classmate's child, he decides to dedicate himself to helping children—Normal children. He gets his doctorate and starts teaching gifted and talented students. A certain Rosie Salisbury is a promising student, and he is quick to understand her frustration but has had no correspondence with her parents. It comes as a shock when Simon Snow sits there with Rosie in his lap.

    Brushing old labels aside, Baz attempts to help his student through tutoring, but when discovering their circumstances, old feelings rouse. Both in his admiration for the bloke and the desire to help someone in need. Does Baz's savior complex bring them together, or does Simon think he has it under control?

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    It's been a month and a half since Simon left me. The pain is excruciating and I can't stand it any longer. He's not going to take me back.

    Simon is done with me once and for all. He doesn't take my calls, I'm not welcomed at their flat anymore.

    ”I’m sorry, Baz,” Bunce told me last time we spoke on the phone. ”You know how Simon is when he makes up his mind.”

    I could clearly hear regret in her voice. It wasn't Penny’s fault.


    Written for Carry On Tarot, Card Justice.

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    Look. Simon had his reasons. Had he anticipated that events would unfold as they did? No, of course not, Simon rarely anticipated toast at breakfast and that was almost a daily assurance. As Penny would say, he wasn’t so much a thinker as he was a doer and then deal-er with the consequences. It was just that, in this case, he hadn’t thought there would be quite so many consequences. And that they would come quite so soon.

     

    TL;DR - I needed more suffering and sexual tension, so I wrote an AU where Simon figures out that Baz is attracted to him and tries to use that knowledge as a weapon. A sexy, sexy weapon.

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    Baz was disowned
    Simon needed to hide
    Agatha ran away
    Penny was sick of family

    Ebb has a house.

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    Penelope Bunce is quite a decent Chosen One, ask anyone. Smart as a whip and determined as hero, she has always handled her problems with her sword in hands and her head raised high. With the help of her weird group of friends, she's sure to solve all the problems of the World of Mages (at least that's what her mum, the headmistress of Watford, likes to tell people).

    But on her seventh year at Watford, things start to get messy. The Inscrutable Entity keeps sending more and more monsters on her way, and Visiting season is just around the corner. Now, with a new mystery to solve and more on her hands than she's ever had to deal with, Penelope Bunce is expected to save the World of Mages. Even if that means having to deal with a ridiculously powerful creature that eats magic and trying to control her uncontrollable powers.

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    Chosen One!Penny AU with a good deal of changes to the original plot.

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    It's the end of the first semester of Simon and Penny's senior year of high school, which means finals and the beginning of graduation singing rehearsals. Between frazzled last minute studying and frustrations over a certain posh, twatty roommate, who knows what will transpire!

    Or: I take my real life frustrations and insert them into a relevant fanfiction format.

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    I write a lot of one shots on my blog (most of them filled with fluff), so I'll collect them all here. I've rated this "General," but there may be some that appear which are intended for teen and up. I'll add any pertinent info/warnings to each Chapter Summary.

    Thanks for checking these out, and please leave feedback if you have any!

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    Simon snow is straight. Or at least he thought he was. actually he's never really thought about it. But, when a classmate asks him out, it leads him to consider all sorts of things he never has before.

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    The Lost Prince of Watford was nothing but a legend, a fairy tale.

    Basilton Grimm-Pitch, Marquis of Wesperlin, was much too old for fairy tales. He has more substantial matters to attend to, like preparing to run the country as the next in line for the throne in the prince's absence. But then The Lost Prince returns, unknowingly foiling Baz's plans and stealing his heart in the process. As he and his father plot to to steal the throne, Baz tries his best to honour both his father's wishes and his mother's legacy while desperately trying to ignore his feelings for Simon Snow, the fairy tale made real.

    Simon, meanwhile, is trying to meet the expectations of his new-found country, his people, and his friends, all while learning to walk and talk like the prince he apparently is. Not only that, but now he's expected to marry before he can take the crown he isn't even sure he's ready for.

    It wouldn't be nearly as bad if Baz wasn't so infuriatingly distracting with all of his plotting...

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    A Princess Diaries 2 AU because why the hell not, right?

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    A loose AU inspired by the brilliant Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

    Where you can have the memories of people you once loved erased.
    Where Simon and Baz fall in love.
    Where they fall apart.
    And where Simon runs into Baz years later, and Baz doesn’t recognize him.

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    Baz makes a new friend at a family event and Simon is not a fan.

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