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    [video starts with Sam narrating]
    "In today's episode of What Was Stark's Kid Up To Last Night, I gotta admit I was surprised. I came into the living room and everything was in it's proper place. There was a stack of empty Bang energy drinks on the coffee table, no big deal. That's normal for them. But then I saw the dragon dressed in black robes with weird symbols surrounded by similarly dressed creatures"

    [camera pans to lifelike stuffed dragon with a dagger fastened to one paw and a strange book to the other. It's surrounded by other stuffed animals focusing intently on their leader]

    "Tell me why there is a goddamn cult gathering in my living room"

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    Or Peyton Parker, Tony's beloved spider-child, is quarantined with the Avengers for the foreseeable future and it is an experience for them (and a PR nightmare for Pepper).

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    “Whoa! Mr. Stark! Did you see that? I just got electrocuted!”
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    Basically just some Whump about Peter after he gets an electrical burn. Peter doesn’t want to take any medicine and he’s overly embarrassed about everything.

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    Doctor Reilly Richards and Doctor Evan Edwards break out of 177A Bleecker Street NY in 2009 and start to climb the ladder at Stark Industries.

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    The Time Travel Fic we all need and want.

    The Fic is better than the summary I swear, I just don’t want to give too much away.

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    Tony Stark is a genius, that’s without doubt. He engages in rocket science, fights with crime as a superhero and leads a world-famous company. But to raise a child? That’s a whole another thing. Especially when the child has Stark’s genes.
    Fortunately he has his two best friends, supercomputer and later a whole team by his side, so he could manage it somehow.
    Or not, because Peter Stark has them all wrapped around his finger.

    [This is a series of loosely (un)connected Iron Dad oneshots with Tony being Peter’s biological dad.]
    [Rated T for language.]

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    Did somebody say twitter fic? No, they didn't, but here it is anyway.

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    If you asked Johnny about the crash- he’d tell you he blacked out and that he only remembers Ben pulling his body out of the sea. Which isn’t exactly a lie- he did blackout and Ben was the one to pull him out of the water.

     

    Y'all asked for it. So here is Peter and Johnny's Reunion.

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    Our boys have been hiding in fish bowls for years. They keep to themselves, go out when only absolutely necessary, and they keep their circles tight. But really, how easy can it be to keep to yourself when you’ve got these 5 cramped in closer quarters than should be legal?

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    Peter stepping into the limelight, as seen through videos.

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    After the Triskelion falls the Avengers go about deciding their futures without SHIELD, including how to work with Bucky Barnes. Unfortunately, accepting Bucky means accepting the past and planning for the future, something none of them are good at. If they're going to make through this, they're going to have to do it together.

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    Flash is known for being a bully, and most of the time Peter ignores it. But what happens when he dosen't ignore Flash?

    Or 5 times Peter Parker ignores Flash and 1 time he didn’t.

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    Explaining to May that they had, accidentally, regressed her 16-year-old nephew to a pint-sized toddler wasn't one of his proudest moments. For someone so small she sure as hell packs a punch and knows a lot of colorful language in both English and Italian it seems.
    How were they supposed to know that the stupid rock changed powers when moved to another realm? It didn't come with an instructions manual. (They found that one later in the Asgardian library after some digging buy Thor and Loki).
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    Or Parker luck strikes again and Peter is now a pint-sized toddler spending his birthday with the Avengers, just not how he thought he would. Tony tries (and succeeds, don't doubt yourself so Tony) to be there for Peter and fluff and cuddles occur. A tiny bit of angst in the future.

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    Carol decides to leave Goose with Peter when she's needed for an away mission. During the weekend he has her, Peter shows Goose off to the other people at the Avengers Compound. Some of the reactions are mixed, but how can you not love such an adorable kitty?

    Tags and characters will be updated as chapters are written/added.

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    It's pretty much just gonna be short (and longer eventually) chapters of the Avengers being done with Peter, casue "Nobody can know I'm Spiderman!" but the only reason nobody knows is cause there's always at least one of the avengers making sure his obvious trail is hidden.

    Based on a prompt (kinda).

    Hopefully a new chapter each day (cause furloughed and whatnot...)

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    Even if Tony didn’t end up becoming a big fan of the Mets, Peter knew they’d still have a great time at the game. And the fact that Tony wanted to go with Peter badly enough to make it clear that he should buy a pair of tickets as a birthday gift?

    Peter shakes his head fondly.

    Maybe for once the month of May was going to work out for him after all.

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    angry jesus: my mom is dead

    iron dad: me too bitch, you aint special

    angry jesus: …

    iron dad: …

    angry jesus: :/

    peneleNOPE: wow this is awkward

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    In Senior Year they go back to Europe for their last trip in high school.
    Ned has questions for Peter.

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    “I’m Harley,” he blurted out.

    Peter stared at him with wide eyes, blinking rapidly, his mouth agape like he was struggling to catch his breath just like Harley was. Well, this surely was one way to say hello.

    *

    In which Peter and Harley have to self-quarantine at the Tower, Peter is like, "this boy? my new bf. as in, best friend. ofc. why are you laughing stop it" and Harley just wants this absolute disaster of a boy to get out of his head. (And maybe be his.)

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    After the trauma of the battle with Thanos, the Avengers and company spend more time together to recover. Also, the teengers make the older people tired with social media platforms, memes, and vines.

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    we wrote this bc we just watched endgame and infinity war(ik ik we're really really late) and we will not stand for it. enjoy this fix it. everyone gets animals. no one but loki and mj can resist peter's puppy eyes. only some of them are on social media at first. tony and rhodey are Tired Dads™. thor and bruce are dating. we dont make the rules.

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    When Peter was stressed, he liked to hang from the ceiling. His life may be entirely unpredictable, but the one thing he knows for certain is that his Parker luck is consistent.

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    In which Ned decides it's a good idea to do their presentation on Spider-Man. Tony insists on helping (for educational reasons, totally not to embarrass him), Harley gets way too involved, and Peter goes through all the stages of grief in 0.5 seconds.

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    Peter forgot to tell the Avengers he and Harley were a couple. He suggests that they should tell them and Harley gives him a better idea.

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