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    Tony Stark goes on a mission with the Avengers to infiltrate a discovered HYDRA base. He has orders to kill everyone involved with the operation and he plans to follow those...until he comes across a 16 year old kid with curly brown hair and brown eyes who has spent the last 9 years as HYDRA's prisoner.

     

    Request! Thank you Stiltsrosko for this AWESOME idea! Later on in the fic will be a woven in request from Nicol! Thank you both, I really hope you like it!

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    10/?
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    When Peter has an accident at work the outcome is surprising to say the least. Wade is tasked with taking care of his boyfriend, something he takes VERY seriously.
    A story about how size isn't everything.

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    "My own reflection's making me sick
    I've been this way since my faith quit

    And I never asked for this pain
    It's taking me over
    It's taking me over
    It's making me colder "

    ~

    Peter Stark is dead. Has been for years. Ever since he was stolen from his father.

    Peter Stark is dead. Until a certain mercenary stumbles into him at a HYDRA base.

    Peter Stark is dead. Until he isn't.

    This changes everything.

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    37/?
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    school was a nightmare for me growing up. my parents died in a private plane crash when i was only six years old. i’m convinced it was murder. after that, i was raised by my Uncle Ben and Aunt May. but, my uncle was shot and killed on the streets right in front of me in the middle of freshman year. i can still feel his blood on my hands. gotta love NYC.

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    It seemed a lifetime ago now, alone in his big empty apartment. Watching the world from the window, surrounded by pressing silence. The next thing Peter knew was a rush of air, his world tilted and suddenly his feet were no longer on the ground.

    Bloody, buggering hell.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Wade wants to surprise his boyfriend with a special Christmas date.
    As usual nothing ever goes smoothly with these two.

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    Peter is nervous about his first day of kindergarten. Then he meets Ned and maybe it's not so bad.

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    11
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    In which Natasha decides she wants Peter to take her trick-or-treating and then the rest of the Avengers decide to tag along.

    Avengers family fic with lots of fluff and team-bonding

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    2/2
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    10
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    15
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    Pre-season 1: During the Thanksgiving holiday, Peter and Nathan struggle to communicate with each other. Their tangled web of fear, desire, and love threatens to tear them apart, but instead holds the key to keeping them together.

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    Peter Parker is Tony Stark's personal intern. Nothing more, nothing less.

    At least, that's what the two of them are telling everybody.

    The Avengers immediately know there's something more going on. They're the Avengers for a reason, remember? So they all conclude: Peter isn't just a personal intern, he is also Tony's illegitimate son.

    Peter is definitely not a fan of this new development.

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    The decathlon team practice and hang out at each other's houses and this time it's Peter's turn.

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    ENDGAME SPOILERS

    well, not really but better safe than sorry.

    Peter didn't know what would happen when he put on the gauntlet--staring the Mad Titan down.

    certainly not this.

    or: Peter was the one that used the Gauntlet and the effects were world changing. Now, Peter is a immortal, the Guardian of the Stones--keeping them safe through the passage of time, starting from the beginning.

    He was there when the planets started to form, and watched as civilizations grew. He got use to his new task, keeping a eye on the stones as they influenced the world around them. He had part of the stones with him, this was true--and he had long since master the use of them.

    However, the stones still needed to be out in the cosmos so he was more connected to the spirit of them, and it marked him. Now, he knew when the a wielder of a Stone threatened to unbalance everything and would take it away.

    He lived like this for millennia, unchanged--until the year of 2010 on planet Earth.

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    9/?
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    Someone's blowing up drones in Spider-Man's face for the YouTube clicks, there's a bratty new hero in town, and Central Park isn't prime real estate for web-slinging.

    Aka. Parker Luck, for the most part, is bad luck (sometimes it's okay, though).

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    3/?
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    然后,就仿佛他并不是世上最令人尴尬关系疏远的亲生父亲一般,Tony停下了脚步,托起他的太阳镜(因为当然了四月天的演讲厅里他会戴太阳镜的),然后抛给了Strange教授一个他撩汉史上最明目张胆、黏糊糊的一瞥。
    然后他放下眼镜,朝老师投去胜利的一笑,说道:“好吧,我是Tony Stark,当然了。”
    又名:Peter Parker生病了想要翘了自己的神经科学课。Tony只是想帮个忙(又或者还想跟儿子性感的老师约个会)。Stephen Strange只想安安静静讲个课而已。

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    Companion to His Universe. You don't have to read His Universe but some things might make more sense if you do.
    It is exactly what the title says. We finally get to see what on earth (or not) happened in the Stone and how the most unlikely of friendships came to be. Lets try to keep up with their shenanigans.

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    376
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    Friday is sassy and Peter's just as much a sarcastic little turd as Tony is. What kind of trouble can these two possibly get into?

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    1/1
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    5
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    Wade and Peter text each other. A lot. Well, it's mostly Wade. And Peter could appreciate that in the right light if Wade hadn't committed a felony to obtain his phone number.

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    11/?
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    52
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    37
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    Wait…what are we doing?
    A summary, Deadpool. You know, so people can know what this fic is about?
    Oh.
    Yeah.
    You got anything yet?
    Nothin’.
    Some writer you are.
    Fuck you, okay? Summaries are hard.
    So am I. For Spidey. Ooh! Write that down. That should be in the summary! It’s all anybody needs to know, really.
    What about you know, basic plot details?
    That’s what the tags are for. Duh. You new to this site or what?
    We can’t just—
    Okay, okay. Here’s everything you need to know in three words: assassination, assonance and ass. LOTS OF ASS.
    You’re a wordsmith. Truly.
    I know. I should just write this baby myself!
    If you wrote it yourself it would just be sex, tacos, and more sex.
    ...What's your point?

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    24/25
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    Peter Parker just wants to be Spiderman, he just wants to protect the city and look out for the little guy. There is only one thing standing in his way... The Avengers. Tony and his "Gang" see Peter as a threat, they want to know his identity, who he's working for, how he got his powers. They only see one way of successfully accomplishing this...

    Peter is against this idea. Obviously...

    (Summary is trash, believe me. Im currently updating this story and it is active. Fear not young ones)

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    8/?
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    When Peter went to the bank, he didn't expect to get held up at gunpoint. He really didn't expect to later be kidnapped and brought to a known crime lord, who's apparently...his ex?

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    16
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