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Hey Kid, You Can't Work Here . . . (Never Mind, You Intimidated Your Way In) by WakandaForever2357
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Defenders (Marvel TV)
02 Mar 2021
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Financial troubles hit May and Peter, and Peter decides to get himself a job. Except, he can't really find anything that doesn't interfere with Spider-Man hours, until a mugger tells him about a job at a bar . . .
There's no way THAT can go wrong, is there?Series
- Part 4 of Peter Parker Centric Stories
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Maybe if Sirius Black wished for it hard enough, Remus Lupin would be his. If only his family wasn't caught up in an old rivalry resurfacing...
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Gods and Heroes by Skidney18
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
01 Mar 2021
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The world has begun to change. Heroes walk among us. But even those times are over. The Avengers have split up.
Leah Stark, born with abilities one could only ever begin to imagine, has been sent by her father to watch over the latest hero. But what happens when the threat on the streets of Queens is more than just a rumor, and a friendship between the two heroes begins to blossom.
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oh worm??? by the_fifth_marauder101
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Mar 2021
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The Avengers are being pardoned, and Peter just wants Mr. Stark to have less worry lines and more laugh lines
if you know what I mean~~~
Yet another group chat avengers fic!
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LEFT by ShesSoTumblr
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Mar 2021
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11 year old Peter is left on the doorstep of his biological fathers door. Now he and Tony must come to terms with their new situation and learn to exist as father and son it doesn't help to consider all of the neglect and developmental trauma Peter has been through.
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Inside Out by Asher_WaNdA
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Mar 2021
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Steve Harrison takes Max, Dustin and Robin to visit El and Will. When they're there, they go exploring. Bad idea.
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Stranger Things/Avengers crossover because I can okay
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- Part 3 of Avengers Crossover Fics
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Found Family by Liaroslynn
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Teen Wolf (TV), Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Mar 2021
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When Werewolf WWII Soldiers Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes and Clint Barton all end up in the future with feisty beta Natasha Romanov, they must navigate their way through the 21st century whilst simultaneously fighting aliens and supernatural with the Avengers and the Beacon Hills Pack, and raising the bunch of sassy, mutant teenagers they'd somehow come to acquire.
It's basically an MCU and Teen Wolf rewrite I guess? But with a lot of AU themes/tropes :)
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- Part 2 of Found Family
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Kids These Days by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
01 Mar 2021
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The rogue Avengers know about the kid Tony is mentoring. They know his name is Peter and he lives with his aunt in Queens. They know he’s young. They know he’s got heart. They know he’s Spiderman.
What they don’t know is that Peter’s messy, offbeat lifestyle has a way of sucking you in and entangling you in craziness. There’s not a single person he can’t charm, from super-soldiers to ex-brainwashed assassins to Russian spies to Asgardian gods. The kid has the personality of a Michal Bublé song—chaotic and so freaking bubbly—and the ability to systematically dismantle the walls you’ve spent your whole life building.
The rogue Avengers don’t know any of that. Not yet. But they’re about to find out.
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- Part 2 of Chaotic Peter
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‘Hate’ Is A Strong Word by The_Mishamigo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
01 Mar 2021
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Pepper’s intern is the most annoying kid he’s ever met, in Tony’s opinion. So why can’t anyone else see that this ‘angel’ is anything but? Peter Parker really is a thorn in his side.
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Nothing but a Neighborhood by thesemovingparts
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Mar 2021
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“They’re bothering you too?” Peter asked, grabbing the bottle of champagne off the table and taking a swig straight out of it like the germy little goblin he was.
“You want a glass for that?” Tony asked flatly. “Oh, underage boy in my home?”
“I had a run-in with Nat just this morning,” Peter continued on his own tangent, not letting Tony derail him. “You know, she is so cool and I wanna be her friend so bad-- but all she wants me for is my wacky DNA and my-- big, smart brain.”
“I’m sure the brain has very little to do with it,” Tony took the bottle out of his hands and wiped the lip of it off with his sleeve before setting it aside.
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OR: It's Avengers 1, except a reluctant 20-year-old Spider-Man gets caught up in the whole thing. (He just wants to ask his best friend out to the movies.)Series
- Part 2 of Supercut
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"Yeehaw." by AruiI
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Mar 2021
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The man flitted between the apron-clad ‘employees’, dazed. He raised an unreadable eyebrow at Loki, who shot him a small, unenthusiastic wave with a syrup bottle. Peter scratched the back of his neck, cream smeared over his right cheek.
“...sigh. You know what,” He threw his arms up, utterly defeated, “I’m not gonna ask. I’ll take a Large Latte – pump in an extra 3 shots of espresso and I won’t even tell anybody.”
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A chaotic day at Starbucks and overall shit-show later, Loki discovers that finding Peter yields far more than he ever would have expected. Cue chaos and a...friendship?
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Can I help you? by River_vixen019
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Mar 2021
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May Parker died about 3 months ago in a car accident, just after summer break had begun. Peter didn’t have anywhere to go and he couldn't go back into the foster system, so he disappeared. However, in the midst of the madness he forgot that he had applied for an internship at Stark Industries. As fate would have it for Mr. Parker, his application landed on the desk of Tony Stark.
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With little money and a hard life, Kraglin struggles to keep his brother alive and with a better childhood than his own.
But life loved to mock with Kraglin's face, and the destiny was there to prove that what was bad, can always get worse. In that scenario, the brothers met Yondu Udonta.(Inspired by the song If We Have Each Other, Alec Benjamin)
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- Part 1 of If we have each other
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Silent Screams and Surprising Saviours by normalisoverrated
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Mar 2021
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Spider Woman is everything Penny Parker is not.
Spider Woman is brave and strong and confident.
Penny Parker is small and jumpy and has panic attacks in the bathrooms.
Spider Woman talks incessantly.
Penny Parker hasn't said a single word since she walked into school four years ago with haunted eyes and bruises circling her neck.
Spider Woman stops bad things from from happening.
Penny Parker can barely make it through each day.Spider Woman is everything Penny Parker is not, so how can they be the same person? Even Penny can't explain it, she just knows that for the first time in a long, long time, she isn't helpless anymore.
But then she gets an internship at Stark Industries, and Tony Stark starts taking an interest in Penny Parker.
And then Natasha Romanoff starts taking an interest in Spider Woman and this Really Wasn't Part Of The Plan.But Spider Woman can talk and Penny Parker can't, so surely even they can't work it out...right?
Rating is for mentions of past rape and present trauma.
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“Is it okay if he does that?”
“He’s gonna give himself back problems if he keeps it up,” Gwen says, misunderstanding Michelle’s point as she walks over to close the still open window, “I keep telling him to just leap out face forward like a normal person.”
“No, I mean the-- going out like that. He literally just came home,” Michelle says as Gwen turns back to her with a funny expression on her face.
“That’s Peter,” Gwen says, almost sounding a little sad-- Michelle not missing the way her smile doesn’t reach her eyes as she says, “But he’s good for it. He’ll be back. He always does.”
Michelle’s not convinced but realizes yet again that she’s the one without all the information, half-paying attention when Gwen starts talking about what they’re going to eat for dinner and catching herself staring out the window towards the city.
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- Part 2 of Such Great Heights
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Wait, hold on a second... How do stories usually go?
Ah, yes!
Once upon a time...there lived a good little spider.
And what do good little spiders do?
That's right, they spin webs to catch Tony Stark. -
The Cottage on The Hill by Im_Karma_1828
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Mar 2021
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Izuku, Peter Parker and 2 of their friends, Ivy and Leo, move into a house for a break from school at 14. Harry joined after a few months. Mr.Stark had let them get it as long as their grades stayed up and they were safe. The small town close by and a lake in the backyard it was paradise. All the tables turn when a note is found and questions arise. Could they find the answers before Mr.Stark decided to sell the dump after seeing a picture? What was up with the neighbors? And what was this about a mass murder?!
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- Part 1 of The Originals
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- English
- Words:
- 1,474
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
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Everything You Are, Is Anything I Ever Need by SpiderWidowFam88
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Luke Cage (TV), Iron Fist (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), The Defenders (Marvel TV), Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
01 Mar 2021
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*Basically it's my take of Hydra Peter*
Peter Parker has been living in his own personal Hell for his whole life. He was born in a prison cell and experimented on by his own father like a lab rat until he was 3. That’s when they decided to kill both his parents.
After that, Hydra gave him to the Red Room, to make the perfect Assassin, a better spy than even The Black Widow.
At age 15 though, something happens that changes Peter’s life forever. He retaliates against his superiors and makes a break for America, where he can hopefully hide out and live the rest of his life in peace.
With his luck though, that’s never gonna happen...
*My take on Civil War, Homecoming, Infinity War, Endgame and Far From Home if Peter was an Assassin*
*I don't own Marvel*
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- Part 1 of Assassin Peter Parker
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I Fell in Love With a Mob Boss by iitsmakeyah
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
01 Mar 2021
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Peter doesn’t need anything preventing him from doing what he needs to do, he just needed to focus on what he needed to do and he definitely didn’t need to fall in love with a mob boss but he knows he really wants to.
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- Part 1 of mob universe
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Sticky Situations (5+1) by Odd_I
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Feb 2021
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"Snakes and ladders always was my least favourite game,” Peter mumbled, scurrying up the building as fast as he could. He took a chance to look back at the three Avengers, wondering what the actual fuck they were doing while he was being flung around, and nearly fell off the building again when he saw them just standing and watching.
“Really?” he shouted, “You guys are no help!”
“You climb walls? On all fours? That’s fucking creepy man,” was all he got in response.
And wow, if he knew the Avengers were going to be this useless he definitely wouldn’t have been as excited as he was when they showed up. At this point, they were no better than the idiot civilians who were filming the whole fiasco.
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5 Times Peter Sticks to Things, and One Time He Doesn't