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    Pineapples used to be expensive back in Alucard's day. Now anyone can just go to the store and buy them... including Alucard.

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    421
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    43
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    Though not an Ultimate for doing so, Makoto Naegi writes fanfiction in his spare time. When he opened up requests based on his class under his online alias, things happen in both the real world and online for him. As such, hilarity and drama ensues.

    Most of the relationships in the tags are based on the fanfics in the story; the rest are integrated into the overall narrative. Read the chapter index to find your desired ship; read the entirety of the work if you're into the overarching plot. Some chapters will be solely plot-focused, and will be marked as such.

    (While rated Explicit, all chapters are Teen unless explicitly stated in the notes before each chapter. Mature chapters contain mentions of sexual/adult content and/or blood/death, and Explicit chapters will contain smut and/or gore, on top of anything from a Mature chapter.)

    (CURRENTLY UNDERGOING REWRITE: 1/15 CHAPTERS COMPLETE)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,154
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    9452
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    HEAVY SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 182 and like, the whole of S2 of Beastars. Don't read until you know exactly who killed Tem and exactly what happens to that person.

    Riz and Pina reconcile their past and promise a future together.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    162
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    "I'm setting the alarm clock for July, goodnight, Angel."

    Crowley has been taking a nap. Aziraphale has been going a little bit bonkers with boredom, so decides to go around to wake up Crowley on the 1st of July. Shenanigans ensue, including sexy shenanigans. May contain pineapples, and possibly two carrots.

    Part of the #AwakeTheSnake celebration on twitter. Although I'm also up for #WakeySnakey #SnakeyWakey #GoodMorningCrowley #GoodMorningAngel #WakeUpCrowley as well. Take your pick.

    I wrote two fics for this occasion, much like I did for the lockdown video - one NSFW and one SFW, called "AwakeTheSnake", pick whichever you prefer, or enjoy both, they have different storylines.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1430
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    Marco's fed up w/ the constant pineapple jokes from Ace so he almost rapes Ace with a pineapple :)
    (I swear it's cuter than it sounds— there's an um, h-happy ending) [*Edit: For some reason, people are getting pissy over the happy ending?? You see the tags, don't read if you're gonna complain???]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,668
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    333
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    Mionokuma looked at pineys beautiful eyes and said “hou are the most beautiful pineapples that ever existed wikll u marry me mr piney?” Piney looked down at the bear crouchehd in front of him, BEARing a diamond ring in a velvet box. “Who the fuck are you,” he said. That was where their love story began.

    Language:
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    545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    4
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    7
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    “Let’s do get help,” Kon said, waggling his eyebrows like the world’s most ridiculous golden retriever. And just. No.

    Tim’s eye twitched at the cheers coming from the other two, and he clicked his comm off in vindication. “We are not doing get help.”

    ---

    OR Tim and Kon do 'get help' and a good time is had by all(except tim)

    Language:
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    1,037
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    355
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    Tony was hungry, cranky, and craving pizza, but he couldn’t have any because Loki thought that magically making pineapple appear on any slice he tried to eat was a fun prank.

    Language:
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    2,673
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    430
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    Just Tsunami and Peril hanging out on a beach. Tsumani wants to make her friend laugh.
    🌊🌊🌊🌊

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    50
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    The story of how it all went up in flames.

    Language:
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    576
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    30
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    in which amy santiago & jake peralta remember the twelve times which highlighted their relationship.

    early relationship - late marriage

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,529
    Chapters:
    3/12
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    909
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    The moral of the story? Penis shaped items are weird and chocolate is always delicious. Also, come on Steve, warn a girl next time.

    Language:
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    3,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    692
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    What happens when the BAU heads to Santa Barbara on a case? Hilariousness, jealousy, dating and pineapples galore.

    Language:
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    Words:
    1,490
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1178
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    Auror Trainers, Harry, Millicent and Lisa arrive with two minibuses full of new recruits to the Devonshire Manor that will be their home and training ground for the next few days… and find it haunted. By a poltergeist. With issues. And… interests. Cue Curse-Breaker Malfoy and his team trying to fix things, an unfortunate set of circumstances that keeps Malfoy from going home, and a very thirsty, very naughty poltergeist... It’s funny, it’s sexy, and it’s a perfectly reasonable size, but we brought extra lube anyway.

    Language:
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    Words:
    59,295
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    459
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    7080
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    Danny confronts Steve after he comes into work to find his office filled with horrendous, no shit, pineapples. Why would he do such a thing? Well, because Steve was absent the day the Navy issued him with common sense... Or so Danny assumes...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    963
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    Shinsō parecía una piña nerd.

    Language:
    Español
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    1/1
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    4
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    45
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    Prompt C: Due to being shunned and disliked by the others Deceit has never had a relationship, romantic or sexual, with anyone. Roman is his first, his first lover and his first lay. Roman takes very good care of him.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
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    263
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3289
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    He's already got a foundation in being a boss of illegal activities. Of course, life isn't simple, but it's rewarding enough to have "subjects" to rule over.
    He's so used to this bullshit...
    Except when you throw in a mostly absent father into the equation.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    17,195
    Chapters:
    12/70
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    514
    Bookmarks:
    176
    Hits:
    13397
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    Joe is straight but that didn't mean he still couldn't go to a gay bar and talk to a handsome man in wings and glitter

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,078
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2895
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    Based off the tumblr posts, set in the Voltron universe. Group of one-shots.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,349
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    213
    Kudos:
    1241
    Bookmarks:
    252
    Hits:
    15558

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