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    Blacksand Halloween Day 1: Scary Tales and Thunderstorms

    (Everyone knows about the history of the book Frankenstein, right?)

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    Original Prompt: "Sandy hates cuddling because it puts him to sleep in seconds (meaning that he end up being unable to do his job).

    Pitch uses this fact to his advantage (in any way you want annon! He could use it to put Sandy to sleep so he can spread more nightmares or for more…personal reasons. Or both!)"

    Pitch and Sandy fight for days until they can’t summon up any more sand. Not knowing when to stop, Pitch tries to wrestle Sandy, and the results are surprising.

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    It’s my birthday, have a little blacksand with monster Sandy and regular Pitch.

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    Warning: messed up prompt

    Original Prompt: "(I tweaked the names a little bit, because when I prompt, I prompt hard. Brace yourselves, long prompt is coming….)

    Casimir Pitchiner and Sanderson ManSnoozie are the psychologist and psychiatrist (respectively) of the Guardians of Childhood mental hospital for children and adolescents, named after Emanuel Lunanoff.

    They are the regular therapists of one Jackson Overland St. North (formerly Frost) since the day of his adoption by Mr Nicolai St. North. He was adopted after his family died in a winter related tragedy (somewhere in siberia, up to the author) and he was found by Mr St. North. Earlier to the tragedy he lost his younger sister, when she fell into a frozen lake.

    You can easily say that Jack will have multiple traumas and a rather violent PTSD, that’s why he has been treated since the beginning of his adoption...[cut for length]"

    Pitch and Sandy discuss their patient, Jack, over coffee in the morning. Pitch is an oblivious old loner when it comes to anything unrelated to his job, just how I like him.

    I may have mixed up the doctor types here. Pitch is mainly in charge of prescribing medicine, Sandy’s more the therapy side.

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    Original “Prompt”: "OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

    this is the sweetest thing. Sophie is precious.

    Phil and Santa. I was smiling and laughing for hours X3

    I’m so happy to see this continued!"

    As you may or may not remember, the RotG kinkmeme developed a somewhat silly ongoing story where North shipped Blacksand and Tooth shipped Jackrabbit.

    I have now added to that silliness.

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    Original Prompt: "Five times one of the guardians used a cheesy pickup line and one time it worked. Don’t care who."

    Okay, the title may sound grim, but this is actually pretty goofy. Lots of wordplay, and only North has a clue.

    Sandy seeks advice on pickup lines. The one that works is from A Softer World #1089.

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    emeraldembers asked: "I'M TRYING TO NARROW DOWN WEIRD THINGS THAT I LIKE AND IT IS GOING ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE AS I'M INTO APPROXIMATELY EVERYTHING EVER TO SOME DEGREE. AAAAAARGH. So I'm going to go with something bordering on the outright vanilla, which is to request Pitch getting completely hot and flustered whenever Sandy punches the crap out of something. HE CAN'T HELP IT IT'S THE TINY FISTS AND POWERFUL ARMS THEY DO THINGS TO HIM"

    Happy Birthday emeraldembers! Oooh man this ask is like, months old, so it’s almost like a surprise birthday fic?

    Anyway, here it is; 1,315 words for you:

    Summary: Sandy’s a boxer, Pitch is a guy who runs a lot. They go to the same gym and Pitch is awkwardly obsessed with the little heavyweight.

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    Sometimes I like alternate origin stories for Sandy (and Pitch). They’re practically baby spirits here. Also, before you say I am doing the thing, I did the bright spirit/the dark spirit bit because they don’t have names yet.

    Very pre-blacksand if you want.

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    xxdaimonxx asked: "OH BOY OH BOY, something from the "Wishing on a star au" or from my superheroe au!"

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIGHTY!

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    Original Prompt: "Just as it says on the label.

    Since adding Jack to the Guardians, Tooth has picked up a new hobby - writing. Writing pornography if specific.
    And she can’t help but write about her fellow Guardians, doing the vertical tango based on how their teeth look.

    Go absolutely nuts with it, add scenes where Tooth almost gets caught, pairings are optional (but OP is biased like crazy for Sandy/Pitch, them whips!) - have the most fangirly fun, hehe!"

    Turns out all the Guardians have hobbies. Jack thinks this is cool. He wants to see all their most recent projects. Unfortunately for Tooth, her hobby is writing about her friends and enemies banging. She goes to seek advice from the most discreet person she knows and finds out what else he’s been discreet about.

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    Day 7: Greek Mythology

    So…what if the fire that Prometheus stole from the gods was a being rather than just, you know, fire?

    This is a bad-verse. Sorry. Also there’s an eagle eating someone’s liver so, gore cw.

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    For Day 5: Possessiveness

    Sandy and Pitch are inappropriate as ever, and Jack’s been recruited as the one to try to tell them that.

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    For Day 4, Dark!Sandy

    Pitch doesn’t really understand regret, or at least he thinks he doesn’t. There’s a creepy kiss in here. Happens within movie timeline.

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    For Day 3: Lovely Lingerie

    I didn’t watch Blade Runner as recently as this fic might imply.

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    For Quicksand Week Day 1: Scars

    Sandy and Pitch work out what Sandy’s scar means to them. I don’t know what rating highly emotionally charged back touching gets, but that’s in here.

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    Original Prompt: "This gonna be long…. Sorry!

    The Sandman is a silent, gentle and kind entity. Guarding dreams and helping them grow and find their way into each child’s sleep; enveloping them into a whole ‘nother world in the far corners of their mind.

    When he himself slumbers however, there is no one to traffic his own dreams, and many times his mind wanders off too far and he ends up in the outer-ring of the universe, in the monstrous company of the Horrorterrors.

    They whisper curses, wars and death into his mind, corrupting him from the inside, blanketing his pure and golden little heart with a veil of grimoire terror and otherworldly murderous desires.

    Give me a gruesome tale about a very violent encounter and how the Sandman tries to rebalance himself once he’s back to reality.

    +100 Bonus points if he tries to fight the Horrorterrors.
    +1000 Bonus points if someone notices his twitchy and rather uncharacteristic behavior once he wakes up and demands answers.
    +5000 Bonus points if it’s Pitch that confronts him...[cut for length]"

    No gore, and the Things are very vague. But it’s got unrepentant Pitch who is still totally into Sandy, the dork.

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    robotfather asked: "I always wanted to see something where Pitch could manifest sand clones of himself like he can manifest nightmares, the possibilities would be endless"

    Eehehe this one’s got to go under a read more even before the first paragraph.

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    Anonymous asked: "Wasp!Pitch and Honeybee!Sandy!"

    Bees, man. Fem!Sandy because she’s a worker bee.

    I hope you like this, anon! (I also hope you don’t expect a coherent anthropomorphic insect-people society.)

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    I’m late! Boooo.

    Anyway, instead of a fill for the meme today I have some primarily fluffy blacksand, in which we learn who taught Pitch archery and Sandy is inclined to grant a wish or two. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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    xxdaimonxx asked: "prompt: under the apple tree"

    This prompt obviously screamed Dumb Eldritch Abomination Husbands. ;) Enjoy this short and very questionable fic.

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