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    Original Prompt: "*stomps in and points at title* Why is there no real size kink on this meme yet!? I proclaim it must be had!

    Anything goes! Godzilla penis to micro penis. Actual character size differences made clearer. Shrinking or growing of the full body (like from adult to teen-ish or vice versa).

    Anon doesn’t mind any pairing others want to use. Can be serious, fluffy, cracky, lovey-dovey or any general happy feels. No angst, no non/dub-con.

    The important thing is to have fun with it! *swirls out dramatically*"

    I skipped a prompt to get to this. Because it was my birthday and I told myself I could write whatever I wanted.

    And apparently what I wanted was giant!Pitch where Sandy fits comfortably in his hand.

    *puts hands on hips and laughs*

    But seriously. Sandy goes to Pitch’s lair for some vague reason, Pitch is a giant and I forgot to explain why, WHATEVER. It doesn’t matter. Sandy thinks giant!Pitch is totally hot and Pitch thinks he’s in control.

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    Sanderson's journey to California is interrupted by the outlaw Pitch Black.

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    Original Prompt: "Pitch is actually a guardian, but not of joy, hope or gifts. He is the guardian of life, and the one he guards humans against is Death. Because fear is a basic survival mechanism, and throughout the ages and cultures the Boogeymen have been utilized not only to ensure not only good behavior but also survival (don’t talk to stranger, it might be the boogeyman who will carry you off…etc).

    So I kind of want something where the Guardians have to deal with this fact, and the repercussions of Pitch loosing at the end of the movie. Because ops, kids (and grown-ups) aren’t scared off strangers or dark alleys like they used to.

    +1000 if Death is personified as an old, knitting or weaving grandmother (the crone, Pesta, Giltine etc.), but still really creepy (and a bit annoyed at the Jack for his “rebirth”.
    +10 000 if Pitch is like “no shit, sherlock”, it’s kind of obvious."

    Okay, title because I can’t let go of the “playing chess with Death” trope. Which it turns out Sandy had to do. Fill is mostly Pitch and Sandy being snarky bastards to each other after movie events. Sandy knows what’s up but is tired of being the only one with this knowledge.

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    Dumb eldritch abomination husbands, I cannot get enough of you.

    People: What’s with the style here?

    Me: You said Joyce and I got confused.

    [Clarification as of this posting: They're eldritch avatars of light and shadow and they're IN LOVE and now they're ON EARTH]

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    Okay, so the wager prompt is being ignored for today in favor of GIANT ROBOTS.

    I regret nothing! This is mostly a prologue, more blacksand-ish stuff should appear later this evening.

    [Added for clarity: Sandy's previous co-pilot has been killed in battle. Now he's being assigned a new one.]

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    Day 5: Hurt/Comfort

    I, for one, am not worried about having my angst card revoked, so have some fluffy meta, wherein Pitch convinces Sandy to stay in bed. (And it still fits the prompt, I promise.)

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    OKAY something has got to go to press today, as it were. So I’m breaking the fic into two parts.

    For Day 4: Lyric Prompt

    I was a heavy heart to carry

    But he never let me down

    When he had me in his arms

    My feet never touched the ground

    So what this inspired me to do was sort of a Cupid and Psyche-style fairytale, with fem!Sandy because [image: comic panel of Dr. Doom blowing a horn. Text: Toot! Fool! Dr. Doom does as he pleases!]

    All right then. Here we go.

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    Day 3: White Elephant

    Instead of the Guardians, this exchange is a massive game involving any fictional character who wants to participate. Pitch is sitting out, and so is Sandy. They chat and things get super meta.

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    Day 1: Trapped in a Closed Space

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    Written one day before the first day of the first Blacksand week.

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    Original Prompt: "So since Sandy creats all the worlds dreams he has to have a really amazing imagination. This probably means he has a great imagination for other things too ;)

    I want compleat and utter Crack for this; Role-playing, awkward situations, all that kind of fun stuff. Let your mind go wild!

    Bonus points for awkward and embarised Pitch"

    Sandy’s got lots of ideas, here are a few of them. (And, man, you know, I’m going to need to reuse that title someday. Maybe for something during Blacksand week.)

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    Original Prompt: "I’m the Anon who posted the “Bunny and Jack go to the past” thing.
    But I made an account because why the hell not :D

    This one was made up while I was trying to sleep,And it’s kind of a crack fic.

    What if,Due to some freak accident or something,Sandy and Pitch’s sand are mixed into some sort of sticky liquid,And they end up being glued to each other.

    (Don’t care which part of them is stuck,But I like to think their hands are glued.)

    (Bonus points if Sandy and Pitch have a hard time being around each other,Especially when kids all over the world are asleep,and at one point Sandy is forced to knock Pitch out with his sand to prevent him from sending nightmares.)"

    Pitch and Sandy have their hands stuck together. Only Pitch is surprised what this leads to.

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    Original Prompt: "Sandy gets drunk off the eggnog at the North Pole. Tell me all the crazy things he does annon! Bonus points if annoying pitch is thrown in there too!"

    The prompt had (gen) in the title line, but ehhhh how about some Blacksand? So I guess this is all bonus. Pitch tries to think about things logically. The goofiest consent scene you’ll read today occurs.

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    Original Prompt: "Set some time after the movie.
    Great danger threatens the world. Doesn’t really matter who or what it is- maybe some old demons have awakened, or older spirits want their revenge, anything. The thing is that the Boogeyman and the Guardians have to join their forces to defeat a greater foe, and nobody is happy about it. Their teamwork is lacking, mostly because of Pitch, but the Guardians know they need his help. This temporary alliance doesn’t change anything and they still hate his guts and vice versa.

    But after few battles and some time together the Guardians start to notice things about Pitch. Things like he never sleeps, broods alot, he’s way too skinny. He sometimes is reckless in battle and takes on more opponents then he can fight off (like he did in the movie), doesn’t care about is injuries, or about himself all that much. He is still the same Pitch, with all the sass and dissing everybody, it’s just that sometimes they can see cracks in his attitude...[cut for length]"

    Pitch saves the Guardians from a Walker (what the hell is a Walker? I don’t know. Some nasty thing from another dimension. It doesn’t matter) but this isn’t unequivocally good. Sandy talks to him about it.

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    Original Prompt: "Sandy’s sick, and that means his dream powers are running wild. While his friends try to take care of him (and to keep his malfunctioning powers from affecting the human world), they have to deal with their own dreams coming to life around them, and blurring the lines between dreams and reality- that means good dreams, bad dreams, silly dreams, (and maybe even wet dreams), all manifesting during their waking hours and wreaking havoc.

    This can go anywhere the filler likes, I just thought it’d be fun to see all the chaos @w@"

    Sandy was only trying to warp reality a little bit. Now Pitch has to control the dreamsand. Or at least give it something to focus on. This may make more sense with a rudimentary understanding of thermodynamics.

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    Original Prompt: "Pitch and Sandy are basically portrayed as similar, but opposing forces, and it interests me how Sandy, who’s really good about everything and everyone, was so violent and unrelenting when it came to Pitch.

    Pitch has been targeting Sandy since the beginning (in the book) and ever since, Pitch has been playing around with Sandy–and Sandy hates it.

    But what if Pitch has been doing it all this time because Sandy’s the only being he’s ever really been interested in? What if it’s a sadistic game he’s playing because he wants to break this beautiful, sparkling, little golden man?

    (if you don’t know their book history then it’s totally okay to make up your own, or base it off their interactions in the movie :D)"

    Aw yiss, blacksand time. A word of warning, this fill includes (imagined) VIOLENCE and NONCON. But don’t let that scare you off!

    Pitch and Sandy imagine the various ways they could encounter each other over the years.

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    All I want to do is check on the ongoing fill for one of my prompts but I caaan’t because it’s family vacation time.

    So I will sit here with my sunburn, thinking up silly theme park AUs.

    (Sandy works at a face painting kiosk, Pitch is a really enthusiastic summer exchange worker from England who operates the new Nightmare roller coaster, Jack sells frozen lemonade, Bunny runs some midway game (hope, ya know?), Tooth is one of those people who asks to take your picture when you walk in, and North I guess owns the place.)

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    Original Prompt: "(Any/Pitch) There is no power stronger than that of love. True love can turn rock into air, coal into diamond, and the belief that comes from love can sustain any spirit long past children’s belief.

    The Guardians, wanting to eliminate Pitch as a threat but recognizing his importance in the balance of the world, decide that the best thing for them to do is make Pitch fall in love with someone. The logic being, if Pitch falls in love, he won’t be as hungry as before since he’ll have the belief of his loved one, and if he’s not as hungry he will be less prone to taking over the world/tormenting children. Not wanting to put anyone in danger, and always suspicious that it may go wrong, they decide it should be one of the established Guardians

    Now they just have to figure out who…

    (OP doesn’t really care where this goes. It could be silly. It could be dramatic. It could work. It could fail horribly. Pre-movie...[cut for length]"

    Yay, blacksand! Actually the way I feel about this is how I think artists sometimes feel about their sketches. But the point is, here is some Sandy and Pitch love. Now to sleep for too short a time and get up ass-early for my Master’s graduation ceremony.

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    Original Prompt: "Assuming that Sandy also gives dreams to both children and adults, well…
    Let’s just say that he knows what everyone’s secret fantasy is.

    Can we have a 5+1 where Sandy gives each of his fellow Guardians (North, Bunnymund, Tooth and Jack) and Pitch their sexual fantasy in a wet dream and one time someone did that for him.

    Something with whips, maybe?

    On a siden note: Guardian meetings must be pretty awkward for him, poor guy."

    In which Sandy is actually super casual about sex dreams because, well, this really isn’t anything new. (What’s new would be someone asking him about his.)

    Everyone/Sandy is vague and one by one.

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    Original Prompt: "Jack is the son of a king and feels so suffocated and repressed in the royal life that he just cant take it anymore and runs away. He wants to see other kingdoms and lands and LIVE. And meet interesting new people. Like traveling royalty from a faraway kingdom of sands~ Exactly how long hes been on the run that would depend if they are all still guardian powered which im leaning toward but theres nothing wrong with human either! Hrm"

    In my head, this is sort of a low-magic fantasy AU. Also, the subject line said Jack Frost/Pitch, but the kingdom of sands? That says Sandy to me.

    Jack is found dehydrated in the desert by Sandy’s clan. Pitch, his husband, takes him to their tent because in his clan that’s the sort of thing a clan leader would do. However, in Sandy’s clan the leaders are expected to form large polyamorous marriages, and Pitch seems to have just claimed a total stranger for his by bringing Jack to their tent.

    Jack doesn’t know any of this.

    P.S. masterfeels I’m calling you out because I think you said you’d fill this one and you DIDN’T ahhhhhh

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