8 Works in Poppop Crocker | Alpha John Egbert & Grandma English | Alpha Jade Harley

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    "A light starts blinking in the corner of your eye, drawing your attention towards your idle monitor just before an incessant beeping starts up. The noise thankfully doesn’t begin to drive you out of your mind before a few clicks on your keyboard brings the screen to life. The beeping goes quiet but the light continues to flash and a shortcut on the home screen blinks at you. You navigate into the program that connects you to the observatory in New York and you look at the recorded anomaly - anomalies! - and a grin slowly stretches across your face. “Yes!” you cheer and throw your arms up, spinning away in your desk chair. “Finally!” When your foggy mind absorbs the rest of the relevant information, however, your stomach sinks like a stone in water.

    There were three meteors within a week of landing which is… Well, it’s certainly not expected and you can feel the headache coming on as you imagine trying to explain to the twenty-somethings that surprise! You’re gonna be parents after all. Yeah, that’ll be great."

    (Or, a Post-Scratch AU where Dirk and Roxy land at the same time as Jake and Jane. Oh, and some more familiar faces show up in the Alpha Session. Or, an AU just about as convoluted as Homestuck itself.)

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    English
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    18,000
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    407
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    Pieces of a puzzle you didn’t know you were putting back together suddenly appear and click right where they’re supposed to, bringing memories about a life you were unsure was yours into focus. Suddenly, you’re standing at the edge of an abyss, watching a countdown trickle down to zero, and when you turn to your right, Rose’s hand is reaching for you.

    or

    Famous director Dave Strider meets stand-up comedian and public enemy no. 1 of the rebellion, John Crocker, and finds out there is so much more to him than he let's on.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,057
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    472
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    It’s the way she looks at you, like you’re a fraction of a fraction of nothing at all, like you’re a grub in the dirt, like she wants nothing more than to clap you between her hands and make all your juices pop out of you. A splatter on the marble counter. The scariest part is not knowing how hot and how bright her frothing hate burns. It’s knowing that it’s barely being held back at all.

    Your name is Jade English, and you are being raised by a monster.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,886
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1,592
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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    307
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    6,239
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    You mother notices - as if she wouldn't - but the little rebellions settle in and simmer, remain there, keeping something akin to the peace. Which is the only reason you stay with that tack as long as you do, because it stifles. It pokes a lioness with a stick instead of the Winchester you suspect she deserves and that's not you.

    But it's not just you under her roof and rule. And better a stick than nothing at all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,203
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1,219
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    Jade English calls her little brother one week before his birthday.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    952
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,157
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    "Jade, have you ever felt like there's something very wrong with the world we live in?"

    "Oh John. I've been feeling that ever day for my entire life."

     

    Being a Crocker is hard, and sometimes it hurts. A lot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,289
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    1,459
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    Jade English, leaving home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    1,817

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