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    John and Dave haven’t seen each other in years. John accidentally sends a script over to Dave’s studio. What could possibly happen next ?!?!?!?!

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    Davejohn one shot they have a movie night and then they kiss

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    “…you ever think we were meant for something more?”

    The question catches John off-guard. He was rather enjoying their silence punctuated by the muted sounds of slapstick comedy. But it's something that he's thought about himself more than once, since they met.

    Crocker sighs, carding his fingers through Dave’s hair. “I know we were.”

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    5
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    After years of believing he'd never have the chance to meet most of the friends memories of another life tell him he lost, Dave Strider of Hollywood fame receives a gift. A pair of shades and a note from a man who's all too familiar - if older than Dave believed he'd be, and with a different last name. He tries to return the favor, to mirror his other self as John has - but he finds himself just a little bit too late.

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    1/1
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    4
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    12
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    Pieces of a puzzle you didn’t know you were putting back together suddenly appear and click right where they’re supposed to, bringing memories about a life you were unsure was yours into focus. Suddenly, you’re standing at the edge of an abyss, watching a countdown trickle down to zero, and when you turn to your right, Rose’s hand is reaching for you.

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    Famous director Dave Strider meets stand-up comedian and public enemy no. 1 of the rebellion, John Crocker, and finds out there is so much more to him than he let's on.

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    1/1
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    6
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    53
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    4
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    Some things can only be expressed in songs. A rundown of my Alpha Dave Strider timeline, put to Stan by Eminem ft Dido.

    "Dear Mr. 'I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans', this will be the last package I ever send your ass"

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    1
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    You know what the tabloids will look like tomorrow when you arrive at your movie premier with Jonathan Francis Crocker on your arm.

    or

    Famous movie director, David E. Strider, arrives at his own premier with famous comedian John Crocker by his side. People talk.

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    1/1
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    16
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    79
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    9
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    689
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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Sequel to The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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    English
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    91,280
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    253
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    215
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    37
    Hits:
    4,656
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    Your name is David Knight and you are eleven years old when you meet your soulmate.

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    1/1
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    3
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    23
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    4
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    John's got nothing in his hands, nothing up his sleeve.

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    100
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    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    382
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    There are many weird feelings that exist. For example, losing a limb, but having the ghost sensation that it is still there. For Rose Lalonde, her weird feeling is that she knew Jade English, once, but it was much too long ago for her to remember the right way.

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    1/1
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    8
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    43
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    5
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    408
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    you think you loved a boy like him once.

    and you think he maybe, kinda, sorta, loved you too.

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    1/1
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    73
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    7
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    Donde John y Dave tienen una relación secreta hasta que un programa de chismes se encarga de lo contrario.

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    Español
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    2/2
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    119
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    Basically just a lot of sadstuck, but also some fluff. Based on Alpha Dave after the scratch when he's all grown up and a manly man (but not really). This one is all John, the next one will be Rose and a bit of Kanaya, then Jade, then the trolls, then each of the Alpha kids and do you see where this is going because I feel like a horrible person for writing this :c

     

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    English
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    2/4
    Comments:
    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    204
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    John Crocker only wanted a job.

    Instead, he got this.

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    1/1
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    131
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    10
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    1,302
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    You live your life with a sickening sense of deja vu.

    (you remember him, barely.

    if you hadn't loved him before,

    you certainly do now.)

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    English
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    1/1
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    7
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    84
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    8
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    596
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    They have asked you, and by “they” you are referring to almost everyone in the world. They were curious, who wouldn’t be? A super-hot, young and famous director/producer dating and old star of the comedic goodies? Impossible!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    653
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    "What kind of stories do you want to tell, Dave?": Comedy legend Uncle John and slacker genius Dave (accompanied by goth genius Rose) make a beautiful movie together. Then everything goes to hell. Contains lots of riffing on celebrity and mid-90s pop culture. Illustrated, too!

    HSWC Main Round #1 entry for Team Bunnykind, revised and expanded.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    13
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    937
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    these are just some of drabbles that i've been doing on my tumblr blog and i decided to smoosh them together in one masterpost. these are just basically all porn so yea

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    English
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    17,806
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3,930
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    Some meetings are pure chance, other times they are meant to be.

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    English
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    1,294
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,115

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