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    John and Dave haven’t seen each other in years. John accidentally sends a script over to Dave’s studio. What could possibly happen next ?!?!?!?!

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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Español
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    28,511
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    9/?
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    6
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    10
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    1
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    379
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    you, dave strider, famous texan director, billionaire, and most eligible bachelor, have met the funniest fucking troll you've ever seen in your life in the stupidest circumstances.

    is it weird you kind of want to pay his bills since he got fired right in front of you? that's weird, right. holy shit you're a creep.

    wow, you're just like the assholes you hate. too bad you don't have the time to unpack that!

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    39/40
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    “…you ever think we were meant for something more?”

    The question catches John off-guard. He was rather enjoying their silence punctuated by the muted sounds of slapstick comedy. But it's something that he's thought about himself more than once, since they met.

    Crocker sighs, carding his fingers through Dave’s hair. “I know we were.”

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    1/1
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    5
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    9
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    "A light starts blinking in the corner of your eye, drawing your attention towards your idle monitor just before an incessant beeping starts up. The noise thankfully doesn’t begin to drive you out of your mind before a few clicks on your keyboard brings the screen to life. The beeping goes quiet but the light continues to flash and a shortcut on the home screen blinks at you. You navigate into the program that connects you to the observatory in New York and you look at the recorded anomaly - anomalies! - and a grin slowly stretches across your face. “Yes!” you cheer and throw your arms up, spinning away in your desk chair. “Finally!” When your foggy mind absorbs the rest of the relevant information, however, your stomach sinks like a stone in water.

    There were three meteors within a week of landing which is… Well, it’s certainly not expected and you can feel the headache coming on as you imagine trying to explain to the twenty-somethings that surprise! You’re gonna be parents after all. Yeah, that’ll be great."

    (Or, a Post-Scratch AU where Dirk and Roxy land at the same time as Jake and Jane. Oh, and some more familiar faces show up in the Alpha Session. Or, an AU just about as convoluted as Homestuck itself.)

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    6/?
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    8
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    21
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    3
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    407
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    …Hello there.

    I’ll be brief. I don’t want to keep you waiting.

    This is a universe different from the one you know. People play different roles, for better or for worse. While one may deem it a swap, it’s not that cut in dry. What seems unchanged may have been altered irreconcilably from what you know, while some things may seem oddly familiar. As this tale diverges, the fate of our protagonists will change more and more. Already their relations, their identities, their selves have shifted.

    Four kids will play a game.

    That will never change, though. Nothing can change it.

    --

    A sort-of Swap AU I call the Spin AU, for virtue of the swaps being less literal here and there. Details and lives changed, people changed, yet at its core, how much is really different? Follow the alpha kids in shoes they were never meant to wear, and the disaster that follows from our dear friend the butterfly effect.

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    7/?
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    As though attempting to fill a freshly cut hole, a ghost has taken up residence in Alpha Rose’s manor after the suspicious death of her adoptive parents. Lonely and haunted, she is left with the oldest question in the book. The only question that ever merited being asked by anybody:
    “Who you gonna call?”
    Nine years of struggle against the Condesce later, an era defining novelist recalls her serendipitous run-in with the retired comedian whom their fishy invader raised as an heir.

    This piece serves as Intermission 1 of Deicide and its Consequences, but works just fine as a stand-alone.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    13
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    18
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    3
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    A fight, a slam, a murder. A boy and his accomplice have to cover up the death of his father. Shockingly, it goes awry.

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    7/?
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    2
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    12
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    Summer break is, for all intents and purposes, a time for relaxation. Whether it’s the leisure of a fine Sunday barbecue, or the colorful excitement of celebratory fireworks, one can be sure that all will be taking it easy.

    That is unless you happen to be you.

    Which sadly, you are.

    •••

    The crux of originality; a Homestuck Gravity Falls AU.

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    1/1
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    "Get up."

    You're older than him and he still is always the last standing. Where God gave you this gift of gab and charisma oozing out of every pore your brother was gifted with height and muscles and a stoicism that made even adults listen. It wouldn't make you listen, you closed your eyes and tried not to think about how you'd have to put on makeup to cover the bruises for the theater class auditions.

    "I said get up. We need to go home."

    ---

    You're a bad person. A bad friend, a bad boyfriend, a bad ex.

    A bad son. A bad brother.

    You're Dave Strider, Famous Hollywood director, and when the only woman you'd ever called Ma passes away you have to come face to face with the only other person from your past you gave two shits about.

    Unfortunately, this time he sticks.

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    7/?
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    13
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    2
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    After years of believing he'd never have the chance to meet most of the friends memories of another life tell him he lost, Dave Strider of Hollywood fame receives a gift. A pair of shades and a note from a man who's all too familiar - if older than Dave believed he'd be, and with a different last name. He tries to return the favor, to mirror his other self as John has - but he finds himself just a little bit too late.

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    12
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    He’s John fucking Crocker. Funniest guy in Hollywood. He’s got Netflix specials coming out the wazoo. His comedy tour is sold out across the board.

    Everybody loves him, but nobody knows him.

    [UPDATE in beginning note 2/6/2024]

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    Your Papa, John Crocker, takes you to meet the woman who raised him, in a secluded place far away. Why is he so nervous?

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    1/1
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    6
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

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    English
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    841,881
    Chapters:
    68/?
    Comments:
    920
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    1,446
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    184
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    This is the story of Eleven fucking idiots and their grouchy rebellion leader
    This is also the story of three freedom fighting celebrities and their super cool dude friend

    In other words, the Beforean Ancestors and the Alpha Guardians and how all their shit went down

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    English
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    24,573
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    15
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    91
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    4
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    1,604
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    Pieces of a puzzle you didn’t know you were putting back together suddenly appear and click right where they’re supposed to, bringing memories about a life you were unsure was yours into focus. Suddenly, you’re standing at the edge of an abyss, watching a countdown trickle down to zero, and when you turn to your right, Rose’s hand is reaching for you.

    or

    Famous director Dave Strider meets stand-up comedian and public enemy no. 1 of the rebellion, John Crocker, and finds out there is so much more to him than he let's on.

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    English
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    1/1
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    4
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    472
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    22/?
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    21
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    3
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    1,236
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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    10
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    57
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    1,387
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    Some things can only be expressed in songs. A rundown of my Alpha Dave Strider timeline, put to Stan by Eminem ft Dido.

    "Dear Mr. 'I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans', this will be the last package I ever send your ass"

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    English
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    1/1
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    320
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    The faults of love are going to be the demise of Dirk’s pride, especially as he sits across from the man who singlehandedly ruined everything.

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    English
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    2,186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    115

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