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    Nicky left six months ago, and no one knows why—not even Joe. What they do know is that Nicky leaves a blood crime scene everywhere he goes. They’re always one step behind him, but this time they have a chance to catch up and Joe is convinced that if he can just get in the same room as Nicky, they can figure out what the hell is going on and make things right.

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    " 'I want colourful bed sheets. And potted plants that I'm pretty sure I'll end up killing. And I wanna pick the backsplash and the throw pillows with you. I want us to argue about who does the dishes and who takes out the trash. I want a job. Or maybe go to university. Or both. I wanna commute and listen to music while staring out the bus window. I wanna draw and paint and frame the least horrible ones and you can decide where we hang them.' "

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    OR: Nile wants a break from their fast-paced life, to settle down somewhere for a couple of years - this is how the conversation with Booker unfolds.

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    Love/hate. There's only one thing (so far) about Nile that really drives Booker nuts.

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    Nicky is bitten by a werewolf while on a mission, and the team scrambles to find a way to help him.

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    "Nicky is making himself a coffee, bleary-eyed from a fitful sleep, and trying to recall if Joe is drinking it this decade, and if he is then does he take it with sugar?, and he’s also thinking about The Odyssey, which is sitting in amongst a pile of books in the next room.

    He’s thinking about a question written in the margins, scrawled in Booker’s handwriting: how long does it take for a man to return from war? Does he ever return, can he ever return, what does it mean to return home, when home is not home and he is no longer the same man?"

     

    After Merrick, Nicky's right shoulder starts hurting, and it doesn't stop.

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    "Only, uh." Her hair is a halo of fiery brown around her head, afternoon sunshine knifing down through the window behind her. Joe chews faintly at his lip. "I know you." Her stare is arresting, too direct, and Joe takes a step back from his easel, confusion erasing the openness from his face into utter bewilderment. "I mean," vaguely embarrassed now, "I've seen you before." Not yet victorious, but close. Anticipatory.

    The fine hairs at the nape of his neck are standing on end. He knows Nicky's eyes, sniper's eyes, too focused by half, are trained on him.

    "Mhm?"

    Definitely embarrassed, she breaks her pose completely. "In a gallery." A beat. "It's not beyond the realm of possibility, right?" She leans forward. "Joe? Right?"

    Or, Nile recognises Joe.
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    Nile has been immortal for six years when one of their missions goes horribly, catastrophically bad.

    In the aftermath, none of them is functioning, their usual coping mechanisms gone haywire, and Nile doesn't like seeing her family like this.

    So she does the only thing she can think of. She texts Booker.

    ...the last piece of advice she expected from him was to have them play Monopoly.

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    Host. Nile braids blue glass beads into her hair before the housewarming party. Frank Ocean's queued up on the turntable.

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    Subsume. SmartCapsule Corporation absorbed Merrick Pharmaceuticals' R&D department after the incident.

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    nile is appalled to find out that nicky doesn't know what chapstick is.

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    Heir. It took over seven thousand years for the world to find someone who could take up Andy's mantle, Booker thinks.

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    "It feels like she's been driving forever when she finally reaches her destination but that's most likely because every damn street looks the same. Scratch that, all the damn houses look the same and she frowns in a blend of confusion and mild irritation. She pulls over, parks somewhat haphazardly and calls Copley.

    'Are you sure this is the right address?' she asks without preamble as soon as he picks up; to her indignation, he immediately starts laughing.

    'Yes, I'm sure. Why?'

    'Because I'm in the middle of fucking suburbia!' "

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    OR: Ten years into Booker's exile, Andy goes to find him for an all-hands-on-deck mission. She shows up at his door to discover that he's now leading a completely different life.

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    Nicky’s drying the dishes while Joe washes them, bumping shoulders occasionally in the small space.

    A break, is what Andy had said with a fierce finality, when they’d returned from Copley’s to notice Joe still shaking, with anger or adrenaline or aching fear, he doesn’t yet know. Nicky had dragged him here, soft and firm in that way that only Nicky can be, and now they’re doing their best impression of normalcy while Joes tries to figure out how to be okay again.

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    “Who’s that?”

    Natasha turned following Clint’s stare. A man was looking at her. A familiar man.

    “No one important.”

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    He mumbles, "Nicolò," exactly in that tone of voice Nicky knows oh so well, the one Nicky cannot help but answer with, "Not now," a little meanly, impatient with an edge.

    A little too sharp.

    Joe huffs. He mewls, a hurt and deliciously forlorn sound. Nicky flattens his mouth, pulse spiking, and tries not to shiver in anticipation.

    (Written for Bottom Joe Week 2021, Day One: Sub Joe.)
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    They don’t have covetousness with each other, especially not for something as trivial as this. Still. Joe pretends the possessive curl of Nicky’s hand on his thigh is anything but performative, and it sends a shooting thrill down his spine.

    “Go on, wrap a hand around your pretty cock and tell me again how good he made you feel.” Nicky’s mouth is a taunting skewed line.

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    Joe and Nicky indulge in some dirty talk and masturbation.

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    " 'As a matter of fact, I'm sure you have some mind-blowing stories to share,' Nile chuckles, batting her eyelashes for good measure, although with how dark it is outside, there's no way Andy can see it, even with the plump moon staring down at them.

    'I wouldn't even know where to start.'

    'How about I make it simpler? Historical figures. Top five. Go!' "

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    OR: Andy's top five hook ups with famous people and the ONE that got away.

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    “You like that?” Joe hissed to Nicky’s ear. “You like this cock, my love?”

    Nicky helplessly moaned to the pillow. Joe would need more than that.

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    “Oh, those fun boys?” Joe folded his arms, smiling, and Nicky was not prepared for the pain in his chest.

    “Yeah, those ‘fun boys’. Do you see yourself with them, Joe? Do you see yourself with anybody...different?”

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    Can it be her?

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