14 Works in Pouty Patrick

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    Summary

    Patrick falls into a creek. David tries not to laugh as he helps him out.

    [Podfic of "if a tree falls into a creek and no one is around to hear it, does it still screech like a pterodactyl?" written by the_hodag]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    161
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    Patrick grows a beard for Movember. He and David have differing opinions on the result.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    763
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1020
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    The Haunted High (and middle and elementary) School the event of the Schitt’s Creek Halloween season. Businesses are asked to sponsor groups of students as they decorate the school Halloween weekend for one of the largest school fundraisers of the year. Middle schoolers are responsible for making the side for little kids, soft and sweet, while the high schoolers get to pull out all the horror stops.

    David wishes that Rose Apothecary could be on the little kid side. This year Twyla’s Cafe Tropical, Ivan Baking and the Vet Clinic have transformed the first floor into a Candy Land-Kwazy Kupkakes-Tim Burton’s Willy Wonka mashup. Patrick has offered that Rose Apothecary could sponsor two rooms, as Ray does. He entirely misses the point that their aesthetic doesn’t trade in blood and gore. Not that they trade in psychedelic sweets either.

    However, Rose Apothecary cannot be doing sweet and soft, though, because Lee’s Contracting does the actually terrifying side and Ronnie boasted about her win count to Patrick once and now it’s a thing.

    OR

    David Rose is a wonderful husband who supports Patrick in all of the things he likes to do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,719
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    548
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    Patrick and Ronnie turn up to a Halloween party in the same costume/ in matching costumes and David has to deal with his grumpy boyfriend husband. (hope this change is ok anon propmter!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    655
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    Patrick’s bad mood follows him the whole long (okay, not that long, but it feels long) walk back to his place from Ronnie’s. David tries, for the first few minutes, to get a conversation going, but either Patrick’s monosyllabic answers or general demeanour soon sees him trailing into silence.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1366
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    Two days after their night together at Stevie’s, Patrick decides to make David a pie. Things don't go so well.

    [Podfic of Easy as pie, written by vivianblakesunrisebay]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    373
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Two days after their night together at Stevie’s, Patrick decides to make David a pie. Things don't go so well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,949
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    299
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1897
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick falls into a creek. David tries not to laugh as he helps him out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    415
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    838
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    Summary

    When something is so exciting, so important, that he just has to share, those are the times that boundaries get just the tiniest bit...overlooked.

    Or:

    The first time Ray walks in on David & Patrick in bed

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    584
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1720
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    Summary

    Patrick and Ronnie agree to say one nice thing to one another.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    602
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1273
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    Summary

    Patrick plants a garden, wears jorts and pouts a lot. David loves him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    347
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    2491
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick is feeling out of sorts. David helps him out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,082
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    441
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3736
  13. Tags
    Summary

    patrick really loves rose apothecary and doesn't understand why anyone wouldn't feel the same way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,524
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1964
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Based on the prompt "Pay attention to me!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    993
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1194

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