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    Once upon a time, Wade Wilson was a handsome man in love with the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.

    Years later, Deadpool is a not-so-handsome lunatic in love with the most beautiful man he’d ever seen...but he thinks he has zero chance with The Winter Soldier.

    What Deadpool doesn’t realize is that he isn’t the only one afraid to reveal his true self...and not all scars are on the outside.

    Update: In Chapter 6, Bucky meets an old acquaintance. (This is a superhero story, so by "meets" I really mean "fights")

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    Different Peter Parker field trip and identity reveal one-shots (all written by me) none of them are in the same universe unless explicitly stated in the chapter notes.

    Some are Field trips to Stark tower, others are field trips to the Avengers compound and a few are just field trips.
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     “So what’s the cover story?” Peter asked.

    MJ gave him a look, “Parkour.”

    “Wait… So like, Peter Parkour?”

    “Sure, whatever.”

    “I’m making that my name in every group chat."

    “You do that.”

    “I’m changing my Twitter handle to Peter Parkour.”

    “Knock yourself out.”
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    (The title is from Calpurnia's Greyhound)

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    "I'm sorry for whatever I messed up," Peter says in a rush. It comes out on the tail end of his own deep breath. "Just tell me how to be better. I'll do it, I swear. I really need this job, Mr. Wilson."

    Does Peter even hear himself? He can't be a virgin.

    If he is, Wade would like to apologize to whichever magical Sky Daddy (or Mommy!) he offended. This is some straight up Temptation of Adam bullshit right here, except instead of an apple it's a juicy, ripe little peach being shoved in his face.

    ~*~*~*

    Or, the one where Wade and Weasel own a strip club and hire a college-aged Peter to help at the bar, and Wade is faced with the reality that yep, he's officially a dirty old man.

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    Dear Mr. Deadpool,

    Please help me

    I don't

    How much does it cost to

    My name is Peter Parker and I need help, please.

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    A sharp, resonant blow through the horn, and Peter gave a final squeeze before dropping Gwen’s hand. Gwen wasn’t yet aware, but they wouldn’t be running side by side. Not this time. Being a beta, Gwen would have a better chance if she were by herself, without Peter’s scent drawing alpha’s to their location. It wasn’t entirely uncommon for betas to finish the run and secure their freedom, their mostly neutral scents giving them a natural advantage. For omegas like Peter, it was a completely different story.

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    After the events of Endgame all the surviving heroes took different paths, but it seems none of them is able to find their place in this new world. Wanda feels guilty after the events on Westview. Bucky is trying to find his place next in this new century and figure out his feelings towards Sam. Peter is still struggling to the aftermath of Mysterio revealing this identity to the world and framing him as a criminal. Add to this mix a interuniversal demon that is in the quest of extending his reign. With most of the Avengers gone, is up to them and some other allies to save the world from this new threat. The problem? Assembling the New Avegers is not going to be an easy task.

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    The world is horrible. Betas rule, alphas are treated like dumb brutes, and omegas... omegas are traded and sold, used and chained, treated like slaves. Deadpool can't possibly kill the entire world, and he can't kill himself to escape it, so he's stuck trying the best he can to tolerate existing. He saves omegas when he can, kills betas when he can, and lives an otherwise empty existence hiding away in his apartment.

    Peter grew up hidden away from the world, an omega not trained to submit. When he's finally found out and sold off, he thinks his life is over. And for a long time, it is. Years later, he's left abandoned in an alley, near dead and wishing for it, when along comes an alpha...

    All the hurt, all the comfort, please heed the tags and warnings.

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    It was Wade's fault honestly.

    If he wasn't so hot then Peter wouldn't have jacked off to him and the dildo wouldn't of gotten stuck.

    When something like this happens, there's only one man to call.

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    “I might as well tell you what I see, based on the psych books you’ve read, before you tell me your point of view,” he snarks. “I see an orphan who’s trying to forget. To forget his dead girlfriend, his parents, his aunt and uncle, and the guilt on his shoulders that he won’t address. And so, he lashes out, and he does drugs, and he drinks, and he can’t identify his own emotions anymore because he’s been pushing them down for too long. He’s reckless with his own safety at night, and he’s reckless with how he treats his body, because at this point he’s practically given up. He doesn’t care if he lives or dies. He doesn’t try in school, because he’s bored. He knows just about everything when it comes to the real world, and he knows everything high school has to offer, but won’t apply himself to a university because he’s scared. He says he’s going to change, but he never does, because forgetting is easy. And so he’ll do anything to forget.”
    —excerpt chapter 22

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    Peter is a badass broken dude and he’s the CEO of Alexo Industries (his own tech company)

    TW: read the tags

    description change on 03/03/2021

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    Peter wasn’t going to let May pay the rent all on her own. Not when there was two of them, not when being Spider-Man made everything that much harder.

    And if that meant washing scratched up dishes and scrubbing old blood from the tile grout at Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls, then so be it.

    But then one night, his skin turned blue.

    (If only his problems didn’t multiply from there.)

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    “Is that what this is?” Peter gestured between them, "Spider solidarity?"
    "Is that a thing?" Hawkeye grinned, "Please tell me it's a thing. Spidey squad has such a great ring to it."
    "It's not." Peter shot back.
    "It could be." Natasha edged closer. “The Avengers could really use someone with your skillset.”
    “It won’t be.” Peter hopped onto the roof edge, fingers itching towards his web shooters. Peter was starting to seriously consider carrying around a no soliciting sign. "I’m not interested."

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    With the recent formation of “Team Red”, increased public scrutiny, applying for an internship and the uptick of classwork in college; the last thing Peter wanted was to get sucked into the Avenger’s initiative, and all the dramatics that seem to come with government organizations. Too bad Shield and their various super powered members didn’t get that particular memo.

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    Three years have passed since the end of the world came on the heels of a virus that destroyed all of humanity. Three years of the world going to hell, of zombies and death, and more zombies. Three years of being alone.

    Wade Wilson is on his own, and after so long, he likes it that way. The only person he has to protect is himself. There's no loss, no grief or mourning. Just kill or be killed.

    Then he finds him, a long lost lover from a time long ago. Peter...fucking...Parker. A man who died in his arms three years ago, and here he was, alive and most definitely not, undead.

    Now it's up to Wade to make sure he never loses Peter again because, as it turns out, at the end of the world, it's the people left alive that are worth being woefully, wholly dependent upon. No matter the cost.

    Surviving the zombie apocalypse just got a whole lot more complicated.

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    Peter Parker is in a no good, very bad, terrible situation. He's being held against his will by a deranged lunatic from his past, forced into domestic scenarios that make his skin crawl, and worst of all - no one knows where he is. He needs to figure a way out of his predicament soon, and fast, before he disappears for good.

    Meanwhile, Wade Wilson is back from his job and is happy to return to his apartment in NYC where a particular red and blue hero is waiting for him. But what he gets is an eerily empty apartment, complete radio silence from Peter's family and friends, and a collection of chilling voicemails left by Peter Parker himself. Wade quickly realizes something terrible has gone down in his absence and that maybe Deadpool's job isn't finished just yet.

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    Peter's starting to think they should rename Murphy's Law after him. Besides getting bitten by a radio active spider and losing everyone he's ever cared for, Peter's just lost his lab tech job and is currently squatting in a condemned building.

    And he might be delivering human organs for an organized crime ring.

    Also, he's starting to think he might have accidentally joined a sex cult.

    Oh, and did he mention he imprinted on a merciless killer in red and black pajamas?

    Honestly, the list goes on.

    A/B/O AU set five years after Thanos snapped.

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    You were shattered when you met Wade. He helped put the pieces back together.

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    Peter Parker was tired of pretending he didn't want more, didn't want love, wasn't a submissive boy looking for his Daddy Dom.

    This is his adventure to finding new friends and true love.

    I'm really bad at summaries

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    “Is this some kind of joke?” Wade squinted at the golden card that Weasel held between his middle and index finger. “Who the fuck is Spider-Man?”

    “Some hot shot vigilante who pissed off some rich dude.” Weasel tossed the card at him when he didn't take it. “Take the damn job Wade, I can’t take too much more of your drunken moping. You haven't moved in three days, the smell is bad for business.”

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    Team Red’s beginnings are rocky to say the least.

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    Peter shares her past.

    tw: talks of past abuse, sexual torture/abuse (not graphic), alcoholism, and Skip Wescott

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    They are on their way to ballet practice when it happens

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    Peter gets cat called and Wade is not amused

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    Peter and Wade first meet as kids. Despite their two year age gap they end up in the same year at school and become inseparable best friends, devoted to one another. As their lives and their bodies change can their friendship survive their unruly biology? What happens as they get older and create their alter egos? Can Spidey and Deadpool really be friends.....or lovers?

    -I have tagged this story in accordance with some of the content yet to come. Please pay attention to the tags as I will be adding more as this story continues. The 'underage' tag refers to ages 16 and 17.

    Latest Update 19/05/2021 Chapter 13. Thank you for reading xoxox

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