6 Works in Quote: Dude. On my car. He showed up naked covered in bees. (Supernatural)

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    Wordlessly, Castiel drapes the blanket over Dean’s shoulders, smiling gently, and patting his shoulder. He’d have better luck with a giant, wet boulder.

    “Warmth is a necessity.” The angel chastises. This isn’t ending well, is what Bobby surmises.

    “You didn’t seem to think much about warmth when I found you on Baby, naked except for that blanket of bees. FYI they didn’t give you all that much coverage, if you know what I mean."

    “Dean.” He says brightly, “Did you know that looking at someone’s genitals is a common sign of romantic interest or infatuation.” How the hell is Bobby in this situation?

    “Dean!” protests the angel, as Dean lays down. Bobby leans against the table. Oh this is going to be good, he thinks, if by good you mean bad – where everyone will suffer. “You haven’t eaten dinner yet. If you go to bed hungry you stomach will produce extra acid and you can get a stomach ulcer.”

    “Well Cass.” Dean bites out… drily… mockingly, “That’s what a have you for. The angel of no conflict and stomach advice.” If only that insult is were enough to suffice.

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    Bobby, while tethered to the flask, vows to make these to idjits drop their stoic masks.

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    Remember when Castiel made Dean a gift basket, complete with skin mags, beer and pie?

    What if Dean realises how much he screwed things up with Castiel and makes him his version of an apology gift except with honey, Twister, a mixtape and a set of keys?

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    Cass certainly isn’t making this easy.

    Dean sees a real reaction though, as Cass turns the mix-tape over in his grasp, glancing at the title.

    But it still isn’t enough. He clutches the metal inside his pocket; the coldness reciprocating the icy tendrils wrapped around his heart. This is it. If this doesn’t work… Dean doesn’t know what he’ll do.

    “You said that there is nothing left to say.” His voice isn’t anywhere near as confident as he wants it to be. His fingers slowly draw the metal out. “I want you to come back. Things will be better this time I promise. Sam and I have each other… but it would be so much better if we had you too. Like I said, Cass, you’re family. And sometimes family gets mad at each other – they fight – but they make up too. So please, I’m beggin’.”

    Dean waits, heart in hand.

     

    Cass holds all the power now.

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    Dear Mr Fantasy, play us a tune...

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    "Gonna build a shrine to that damn flower."

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    Dean hasn't thought about his old friend Castiel Milton in months. Though they were close in college, they've drifted apart since Cas moved to New York after graduation. But then one little Instagram post brings all of Dean's memories flooding back, and he finds himself wishing he'd had the courage to tell Cas how he really felt about him before he left.

    God, he's being dramatic about this whole thing. Dean's just going to blame it on the bees.

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    "Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees."

    I needed the scene where this happened. That is all.

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