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    Ezra Fell yearns for the exhilarating embrace of the perilous yet enchanting Archangel, a figure of danger and romance. Alas, his fate is sealed, as he finds himself on the verge of a marriage to Gabriel, leaving behind his cherished dreams of embarking on grand adventures and exploring the vast wonders of the world. However, destiny takes an unexpected turn when he crosses paths with a cunning and elusive fiend known as Crowley.

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    Everything was exactly the same. (Except it's not, is it?)

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    Во втором сезоне лавры главного модника сериала безоговорочно достаются Гавриилу-Джиму!

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    What if Beelzebub had been waiting for Gabriel and gone to look for him sooner?

    Title is from the song by the same name by Bing Crosby (I think they would love this one as well as Everyday). The update schedule for this has collapsed a bit and for that I apologise, it's because of a-levels, EPQ and a school musical I'm doing!

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    "Que un Príncipe Celestial caiga una vez, es una buena historia. Si pasa dos veces, sería un problema institucional".

    Esta es una historia sobre un arcángel ,más espléndido que ningún otro. Y de un Señor de las Moscas a quien nunca parece sentarle bien el trono, ni el protagonismo. Empieza, como terminará, en las Puertas del Armagedón. En un pozo del Infierno. En un cementerio, solitario y frío, a las afueras de Edimburgo. En el atardecer del monte Gólgota. En una vara de azucena y una caja de cerillas vacía.

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    When Demons fall from heaven, all angels but the archangels forget about the fallen angels. Crowley and Aziraphale visit an art gallery and stir up some old memories for the demon.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are tasked to find the Lance Of Michael

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    Соблюдает дня режим Джим,
    Знает, спорт необходим, Джим!

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    Gabriel se congelo “¡Crowley! Aziraphale ¿qué hace este demonio semidesnudo en tu closet?”
    “No me digas que dejaste que este ente haya profanado tu cuerpo celestial” dijo con total sorpresa y pánico.
    “¿QUÉ? ¡NO! Y no te incumbe” exclamo el Ángel chasqueando los dedos ya vestido y levantándose de la cama.
    “Ah sí claro que no, no creas que no sé lo que hacen los humanos, he visto comedias románticas” dijo totalmente seguro de sí.
    “Fácil es juzgar, pero apuesto que no sabes lo bueno que es acostarse con tu pareja” respondió Crowley

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.

    There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.

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    My Halloween special, plus my 2 year AO3-versary. Have a nice creepy gory story based on an interview about the design for Gabriel for the TV show: "He's already tall and handsome and he looks great in everything. So it's tiny, but we gave him Elizabeth Taylor eyes."

    Not Elizabeth Taylor-like eyes, but her actual eyes. "Gabriel went and stole Liz Taylor's eyes and put them in his head," Hamm says. "He thought, 'Those are beautiful and unique and perfect, so I'll take those.'"

    So this is how it happened…

    Yes it's halloween, and this has implied but not graphic gore.

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    Crowley convinces Aziraphale to attend a fireworks display with a special treat for the angel

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    Gabriel is, once again, reapplying for his standard corporation after calling Beelzebub adorable and the inevitable bloodbath that ensued. Concept and several lines by Crowley_Kitten, I love our crazy, insightful and hilarious chats!

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    Gabriel stops in because he needs a particular book. He is surprised by what he finds.

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    Crowley helped build Alpha Centauri, but who was the other angel who helped? I mean, it is an odd phrasing, 'I helped build that one', isn't it?

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    “Some of us inspire love, you know.”
    “Well I’d say you certainly inspired something.”

    1919, New Orleans, Louisiana. A murderous shadow looms heavy over the city.
    An Archangel just wants to play some music and maybe inspire some joy.
    A Demon just wants to ruin his fucking day.

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    Lord Crowley and Archangel Aziraphale must deal with Traitors Gabriel and Beelzebub for stopping Apocalypse.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Archangel Michael enjoys nothing more then serving the almighty. So when one day Aziraphale and the demon Crowley not only defied the great plan together but were also fraternizing outside of that, they were more than happy to punish the demon. But then they waltzed out their punishments perfectly fine! So they went to Earth to finish the job. But things get very complicated extremely quickly.

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    Demons weren’t always demons; they were once an Angel who fell. Aziraphale’s always been slightly curious on who Crowley was before the fall, but knowing how touchy Crowley gets about that; never asked. And now he didn’t need to.

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