10 Works in Quote: My lot do not send rude notes (Good Omens)
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The Price by BloodThirstyAngel007
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Dec 2023
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Crowley shifts uncomfortably on his knees at the sound of footsteps quickly getting closer. “Ah good.” His throat burns, “I was getting bored.”
“Silence or I’ll cut out your tongue and we’ll see if that works better.”’
Crowley shuts up, his throat bobbing as he swallows. He doesn’t want that. He really does not want that.
Not every Demon is as happy with Hell turning a blind eye to those who prevented Armageddon as Crowley is...
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- Part 7 of WHUMPTOBER 2023
- Part 3 of Sin
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To be reborn you must die by BloodThirstyAngel007
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Nov 2023
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Crowley snarled at him as he attempted to jerk his head out of the other demon’s grip, “you’re going to kill me.”
Hastur merely tutted condescendingly at him and willed the serpentine restraints to extend up his neck and around his jaw. Forcing his head back at an unnatural angle and effectively ending his struggle.
He watches as the fight in Crowley fades. Then the hands were back at his eyes, prying them open, and dripping several drops into their depths.The holy water burns, and Crowley screams.
Crowley is punished for his stunt in Edinburgh
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- Part 6 of WHUMPTOBER 2023
- Part 2 of Sin
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My lot don't send rude notes, Crowley had said.
He'd disappeared after saving Elspeth. The first time Aziraphale saw him after that had been St James's park, where Crowley had asked for holy water.
He should have expected it. Hell was Hell, after all.
Of course they'd punish traitors.Crowley is tortured in Hell after saving Elspeth's life.
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- Part 1 of from the fires of hell
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brought by the sunlight of the spirit (to pour into rain) by midnightdragons
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Oct 2023
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He was a demon, he was Fallen, and he was used to it. Used to punishment. He and the other Fallen angels had been the first to ever experience pain; of course they would be experts in it.
But what they did this time was something done only by the cruelest of demons, and it wasn't just torture. It was a violation to the nth degree.Crowley is punished by Hell, and is left in a state that leaves him, in his own words, broken. Aziraphale tries to pick up the pieces. (Heed the tags; this is a RECOVERY story, and it gets worse before it gets better. But it does get better. Promise.)
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- Part 7 of Tristen's Good Omens Fics
- Part 1 of Ineffable Multi-Chapters
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the french 'permanence' & the saint james 'agreement' of 1862 by ImJustPassingThrough
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 May 2021
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Angel Crowley gets in trouble in Paris, and demon Azira(fell) asks for Holy Water. Have they just broken up?
Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.Formally called; non-revolution & unsaint james's park
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- Part 4 of backwards omens
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Dark and Stormy Night by Supergeek21
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
20 Apr 2021
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Aziraphale is enjoying a night in when he gets an unexpected, and very wet, visitor.
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- Part 12 of Guess the Author Ficlets
- Part 4 of Good Omens Bingo 2021
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My Lot Doesn't Send Rude Notes by Stranded_In_The_Cosmos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Nov 2020
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Crowley's lot do not send rude notes.
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- Part 1 of My Lot Don't Send Rude Notes
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Whumptober 2020 by MorganaGreenleaf
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Oct 2020
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A series of oneshots based off @/whumptober2020 's prompts
(Tumblr)
Mostly Aziraphale & Crowley, almost no slash, depending on how you read it
It's all Good Omens (pretty much just Ineffable Husbands getting whumped) although there will by one day with another fandom
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“I would like to do this a dozen times over.” Beelzebub grabbed the poker and stirred the coals, unbothered by the flames that licked their hand. “But, unfortunately, Lucifer will only let us leave one mark. He thinks you can be redeemed. I cannot fathom why, but he likes you.”
They pulled out the metal rod. Not a poker. A branding iron.
“But he did want me to pass on a message. He says next time there’s a pretty angel who needs saving, that you should remember who you belong to.”
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Demons Don't Send Notes by Magical_Bucket
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Mar 2020
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from the wise words of a demon: "my lot don't send rude notes."
What if Crowley knew that from experience? What if he got caught trying to do good, but managed to piss Hell off at the same time?
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5 times Hell didn't send a rude note, and 1 time they did (and Aziraphale got to it first)