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    “And who’s this little guy?” David is suddenly by him and Patrick’s eyes snap open, giving him a weak smile. “May I?” Handing him over, he takes a breath. 

    “That’s Osborne. I got him when I was really little, took him everywhere with me.” Patrick explains, feeling slightly embarrassed. “I uhm...he stayed in bed with me till I was like...22 or something, kind of stupid right?” 

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    David and Patrick make their way to Clint and Marcy's for Easter weekend

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    In real life David and Patrick wouldn't want to be in the same room as the other, online however they're close friends.

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    a You've Got Mail AU

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    David needs a new math tutor, one that his father hopes he and his sister won't want to fool around with, so he hires Patrick, an employee at his best branch in town who is top of his class and will hopefully get David to pass his math class.

     

    OR

    The high school AU you all know you want

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    21
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    1
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    Patrick Brewer had never set foot in a craft store before. He’d had absolutely no reason to. His mother was into crafts but he wasn’t an artsy person—he didn’t paint… or crochet or… do whatever it was people did with felt. Visual art had never been his thing. Other than music, a hobby he’d effectively dropped when he started university three years ago, Patrick had no creative outlet. He needed a creative outlet.

    That’s what his therapist said anyway.

    “Why don’t you take an art class?” She’d suggested during their second meeting.

    “An art class?” He said.

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    Or: Patrick and David are both college students and they meet when Patrick decides to take an art class.

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    You have to follow some kind of code, David.
    There were many reasons David Rose struggled with his family’s sudden reversal of fortune that landed him in Schitt’s Creek, but one tried his patience more than he could have imagined.
    The Code.
    Johnny’s words, first uttered all those years ago on the lanai of their Maui vacation home, were a nearly constant echo in his head from the moment his Rick Owen’s high-tops set foot on the dusty parking lot of the motel he was now forced to call home.

    You need to learn to control your impulses.
    You need to have a plan.
    You can’t be sloppy.
    You need to have a reason.
    --
    The serial killer AU nobody asked for. Imagine serial killers meeting in a small Canadian town, and they fall in love. This fic will be updated weekly or thereabouts until it's finished.

    Rated Explicit for gore and violence long before it gets remotely close to smutty. Mind the tags, folks.

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    7/10
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    Two strangers. A blizzard. A blackout. What could go wrong? More importantly, what could go right?

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    14/14
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    An AU where a much younger David owns a gallery in New York, becomes good friends with his finance partner Patrick, and in the process learns how it is to love and be loved.
     
    Or: A series of interconnected vignettes as David grows into the love he wants and deserves.

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    11/14
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    Set after an Unexpected Arrival.

    Patrick and David take a week off from the store to visit the Brewers and Patrick's family home.

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    David owns a flower store and does the flowers for Patrick and Rachel’s wedding.

    Patrick is marrying Rachel, but he’s pretty sure that he’s making a big mistake.

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    Chapters:
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    This AU is based on the movie "The Cutting Edge." Patrick and David are brought together to form an Olympic all-male ice skating team. They don't exactly get along when they first meet.

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    Chapters:
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    Little Mermaid AU!

    Patrick Brewer owns the tackiest store on the boardwalk. David Rose is a merman who has always wanted to try his hand at being human and desperately wants the chance to fix said tacky store. A sea witch can help and, fortunately, his mother is the best in the business and his sister has magic of her own too. With their help, David becomes human and discovers the power of family, friendship, donuts, nineties love songs, and, perhaps, a true love of his very own along the way.

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    David is leading Patrick through a queer cinema list for educational purposes, and this movie night they're up to But I'm a Cheerleader. Serious conversations, tenderness, introspection, fluff, and sexy times ensue.

    Language:
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    15,600
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    1/1
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    20
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    Exactly what it says on the tin.

    Patrick has been up that mountain before, but by time #5, something is different.

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    Twenty individuals signed up for a scientific/social experiment to prove if love truly is blind. In this experiment they will all live in separate apartments and talk to each other via screens - there will be no face to face interactions. They will have ten days and by the end, if they are not engaged to be married they will leave the experiment alone. Can these twenty individuals find love without ever seeing each other face to face? Will they prove that love truly is blind?

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    Comments:
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    113
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    17
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    It started off innocently enough. At least that’s what David told himself as he stared at Patrick Brewer in front of him holding a love letter that very clearly had his handwriting on it

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    The "To All the Boys I've Loved Before" AU the world deserves. David as Lara Jean, Patrick as Peter Kavinsky and Stevie as almost everyone else because I was too lazy to write in more characters

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    “You’re coping with all this really well, Patrick,” Twyla says as she collects the dishes from the table, and Patrick’s stomach drops.

    He’d forgotten.

    Between all the jokes about the fine dining of Café Tropical, and Patrick throwing as many sports metaphors at David as he could think of to watch him squirm, and David regaling him with tales of his family’s dysfunctional past… Patrick forgot for a moment that tomorrow, David will once again have no recollection that they have ever met.

     

    Or, the 50 First Dates AU no one asked for someone asked for, because this was written for a prompt fest after all ;)

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    Chapters:
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    Collections:
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    153
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    178
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    63
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    1282
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    After his first successful show, David's father isn't entirely impressed with David's business sense. So, he hires Patrick Brewer. As they go along David finds himself trusting Patrick in ways he's never trusted anyone, which unnerves him. They are both in relationships that don't make them happy and they feel something between themselves, but they aren't quite sure what it is.

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    11/13
    Comments:
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    229
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    39
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    5350
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    Marvel Cinematic Universe meets Schitt’s Creek. Several people we know and love from Schitt’s Creek got blipped when Thanos snapped his fingers. When Hulk and what’s left of the Avengers figure out a way to bring everyone back, our Schitt’s Creek friends who vanished are among them. They reappear in the exact locations they disappeared from five years earlier—which makes for some interesting, awkward, and at times, hilarious, moments.

    Language:
    English
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    15,084
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
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    23
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    1
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    335
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    Patrick and David's love story told mostly through sex (and a whole lot of tenderness)

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    English
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    162,791
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    35/47
    Comments:
    925
    Kudos:
    948
    Bookmarks:
    194
    Hits:
    37718

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