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    "Five Hargreeves was a highly intelligent person. He was excellent at making plans and anticipating what was likely to happen next. He was a cautious person. He was a man in his early fifties, and those decades had been hard won.

    All this to say, he was not particularly the kind of person that one might expect would find himself in this situation. The situation being, hearing a fling from several weeks back telling him that he had gotten her pregnant."

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    Or, the one where Five's plans to get back to his family are slightly derailed when he discovers that he has a new family member.

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    The dream had been a continuation of the last one she'd glimpsed. A young boy with aristocratic features wearing a fancy school uniform. A gun glinting under the fluorescent lights of a classroom. Children screaming and clambering under tables. The bodies of those that weren't fortunate enough to make a quick getaway. Blood blooming across white buttoned shirts and spoiling blue blazers. The alarm bell droning on and on and on in the background.

    She'd watched as a bullet tore the boy's shirt in half. She'd watched as he fell out of his chair and slumped to the ground, as lifeless as all the other children. She'd watched as the gunners left the classroom, triumph visible in every line of their bodies. She'd watched as he jerked back to life, the bullet pushing through his skin and bouncing off his thigh. She'd watched as he stared at the bodies surrounding him. She'd watched as something inside him fractured and broke.

    She hadn't wanted to watch anymore.

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    The Old Guard AU (with powers) that we've all been craving. (No knowledge of the movie needed.)

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    Leaving the sixties should have been the end, instead, Luther finds himself trapped in 2007 with none of the others with him.
    (AKA we have a Luther time-travel story! Where stopping the apocalypse is now up to Number One, the only one to return from the sixties.)

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    Footage has been unearthed of a documentary that has since been cancelled on the Umbrella Academy. This footage may shed some light on the mysterious death of Reginald Hargreeves, or why the Umbrella Academy disbanded. Was Reginald Hargreeves a bad father? Or maybe even abusive?

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    Every person on their thirteenth birthday will receive their classification. The children of the Umbrella Academy are no different.

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    They turned her into something he would have no choice but to hate. What choice did she have then, except to hide?

    [Written for Fiveya Week, Day 5: Guilt]

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    /coming back to where you're from is not the same as never leaving/

    Diego and Vanya had gone for supplies. Klaus had declared himself in need of modern-day takeout, Allison following him hastily when everyone expressed concern over what Klaus’ idea of a gourmet meal might entail. Luther volunteered to be the first to brave the shower. Five, on the other hand, had been bundled into an armchair the second they all fell into the motel room and forbidden from moving on pain of rumours.

    Set post-season two, in a crappy motel room with six siblings hiding out from the rest of the world.

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    [ even if the world stops spinning, we'll find a way to carry on ]

    in which the hargreeves receive two new additions, and they try to make the family a little less dysfunctional than it already is. with all of them together, they learn to fight the skeletons in their closets and realize that heroes need salvation too. because, in the end, it takes nine to save the world from an impending apocalypse.

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    Almost a year after his disappearance, Five Hargreeves returns to the Umbrella Academy. As delighted as they are to see him, his siblings cannot help but notice that Five is not acting entirely like himself. He's easily distracted by men with briefcases, and won't give anyone a clear answer on where he's been. And for some reason, it might all have something to do with ordinary Number Seven.

    Or, Five escapes the Icarus Theater to wind up back in the Academy with his fourteen-year-old siblings. Siblings who are determined to figure out where he's been, no matter how far they have to go in search of answers.

    (Featuring donuts, time-traveling assassins, sibling bonding, and one family who cannot stop breaking the timeline.)

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    [When Ben tried, years later, to recall if there was anything different about the mission they were assigned on the seventh of December, 2006 — any indication that the night would change the Academy, and their family, forever — the only thing Ben could come up with was this: Klaus showed up to the briefing on time and sober.

    Sure, he had slouched into breakfast that morning nursing a hangover, missed two-thirds of sparring practice, and doodled all over his decryption exercises. But for the first time since their seventeenth birthday, when the members of the Umbrella Academy were summoned to the briefing room, Klaus tagged along, caustic and clear-eyed.]

    Ben lives. This does not stop the Academy from splintering.

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    Clouds. They’re looking at the clouds, maybe parsing out the shapes: dinosaur, toaster oven, Abraham Lincoln. Grace use to take them to that very same courtyard when they were little and marvel at the figures they saw. She wasn’t very good at parsing out her own, but she’d cheer you on for every Henry Winkler on a Unicycle you claimed to see.

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    Izuku Midoriya is now in his second year of high school, and trying his best to continue his path of becoming a great hero, and the next Symbol of Peace. But something happens that he doesn't anticipate.

    A boy wearing a foreign school uniform, speaking in broken Japanese and who goes by the name "Five" appears out of nowhere- literally. A strange boy with a versatile Quirk would usually be pretty normal, but what's not normal is what he confides in Midoriya: that he is looking for his missing siblings and is actually nearly sixty years old.

    But what Midoriya doesn't know is that this whole world could be at stake, and Five has no idea if it will happen, or how he'd be able to stop it. Five only cares about getting his siblings home safe, but then again, he was a hero once too. And besides, he is quite the multitasker.

    Learning how to trust someone who doesn't trust even themselves, and learning how to trust when you've never had any from the start; both might be even more daunting tasks than saving the world, but Izuku refuses to give up, and Five has survived far, far worse.

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    While trying to jump across dimensions, Five Hargreeves gets “Fractured”, a rare side effect of frequent time travel that splits the host into fragments of a full person that need to be put back together like a sad puzzle. If the traveller was lucky, they would split into a couple of parts; they might even be able to put themselves back together as quickly as it happens, avoiding all the emotional moments and touchy subjects that follow.

    Of course, Five was never that lucky. He gets split into too many pieces and it's up to the rest of the Umbrella Academy to put him back together.

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    There's not much Vanya can say about soulmates, despite the fact that she researched them thoroughly. The only thing that all scientists agree on is that it doesn't really matter if you've known that person for a day or a lifetime, your marks will react only in specific circumstances. Most people think it's a "right timing" kind of thing. She's not sure that's the case, not with how it happened for her. To be honest, she doesn't think there could've been worse timing.

    Five, on the other hand, never cared about it. It's too illogical for his taste. And the interest it might have held was crushed by the apocalypse a long time ago. He has no reason to look for a soulmate nor does he want one. Especially not after returning in 2019 in the body of a 13 years old. But Fate has always liked to mess with him so, really, why should it have gone any other way?

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    In which the book was a therapy assignment and Vanya has never taken care of herself except when she wrote it.

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    There aren't enough Vanya sick fics and if I have to almost single handedly fill that void myself, I will.

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    Even though they were technically 32 and 51, they only looked about fifteen years old. Because of it, Five was convinced that somebody was going to kidnap her, which she found equal parts irritating and charming. 

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    “You’re scared of the dark,” Number Seven noted, raising her brows as she caught sight of Number Five.

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    Her hands were soft, compared to his own. Though she had a few callouses from all the years that she played violin, they weren’t ruined from the tightening around a gun, or a grip around a neck. Perhaps it wasn’t really the texture of her hands, so much as the blood not on them.

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    There was always a catch of sorts, when Reginald gave them something special, something that was only theirs to have or to do. Sometimes it wasn't until later that they realized exactly how it either benefitted Reginald or that it hurt one of the others; while other times it was more obvious as to how it would affect them.

    Five's time in the Commission had certainly helped him be more uncaring about getting little 'rewards' from Reginald. But, even after killing far more people than any one person would ever want to in their life, there were still certain things that he refused to do. And that was unquestionably one of them.

    He could never. And he would never, ever, do that. Not to her.

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    Vanya had gathered the candles, recited the Latin, did everything right, yet she still wound up with this asshole incredulously asking, “you raised a demon because you wanted a best friend?”

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