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    “Listen, babe, I know I’m the highlight of your day,” Jack says quietly, “but if you wanted me to be the highlight of your night, too, all you had to do was ask.”

    Or: in which there are better things to want, and it’s not about Jack . . . until it is.

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    Admittedly, Jack had a little soft spot for Rhys. For two main reasons – he was hot and kinda fun. It wasn’t nearly enough to make him want to keep Rhys around forever, though. So, when he burst through Rhys’ front door one day only to find most of his apartment wrecked, floor covered in toys and walls in drawings, he decided that he can risk losing this PA and have some fun.

    Aka Jack takes advantage of Rhys while he is in his little headspace. Yep, pretty dark, so make sure to read the tags and A/N!

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    Rhys and Jack crash land on Elpis and figure out what it is, exactly, that they risk losing.

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    Rhys knew deep down that he was gonna die. No, not now, not any time soon - but he would a lot sooner than he should.

    It was because of the Hanahaki Disease. You fall in love, flowers bloom in your lungs and you cough them up until you confess. If you confess, it goes away, whether they love you back or not. If you don't, the flowers basically choke you to death. Plain and simple, right?

    Well, yeah, sure - until you factor in Rhys's problem. He can't confess his love for risk of losing his job, or even worse, his job, his dignity and his life.

    After all, who in their right mind could admit their love to Handsome Jack and live, metaphorically or otherwise?

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    Rhys realises what he is to his boss.

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    Whatever the hell was happening was definitely about more than just dieting.

    There was an edge to him, a precision that had not been there before. He looked ground down, like a tool that had been honed in excess. Exacting and overly-critical. Like the Eridium had eaten away at Angel, Rhys seemed to be eating away at himself.

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    This is my little black book of horrible smut. I apologize for none of it.

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    “So, why the automated message? Couldn’t you have just, I don’t know, sent a quick, ‘Hey, get up here’? It’s not like you haven’t done it before.”

    “Oh, believe me, I would’ve if that had even been a friggin’ option. But, uh. Well.” Jack laughs, incredulous and—a little exasperated? “I’m kind of in a bind here, kitten.”

    Or: in which trust is a funny thing and goes both ways.

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    Rhys had been playing hard-to-get for months, but now Jack finally has him in his penthouse, in his bed. But then Rhys' insecurities make appearance. Jack has to show him how much he loves his body, in a typical Jack way.

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    Angel convinces Jack he needs a PA to help get his life in order. Jack is fine with it as long as he doesn’t have to do any of the actual work in hiring them, and Angel is more than happy to take over the vetting process. But she’s not just hoping to find Jack a PA, she’s trying to find Jack a partner. If she can get him to love again then maybe there's hope.

    Rhys is just trying not to die, honestly.

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    Angel is still locked away on Pandora. Rhys is still a data-mining company man. This all takes place sometime between BTPS and BL2.

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    Retelling the story for before The Handsome Jackpot. Rhys gets a chance to work for his idol but things take a turn for the good and for the worst.

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    Helios is on lockdown, and Rhys and Vaughn pass their free time by playing Minecraft. Jack doesn't understand.

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    Jack drags Rhys down to Pandora to observe a weapon testing that promised to change the war against bandits.

    The weapon rips a hole in the fabric of space time.

    Jack is pissed.

    Rhys just wants to not die on Pandora. That would be great.

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    Rhys is Handsome Jack’s newest personal assistant.
    Rhys does his best to put up with a homicidal maniac and Jack tolerates his outspoken PA.

    Or, “Rhys gets dragged into a whole mess of Crimson Raiders, office meetings, shootouts and Handsome Jack”
    [A big slowburn. Like...really...really...long slowburn. Seriously.]

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    After a long, frustrating day at work, Handsome Jack just wants to take a hot shower and relax. Luckily, her personal assistant Rhys is around to help.

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    Having to do the same things over and over again in your life can become terrible, a constant repetition that leaves you empty. Maybe things will get better when you meet that one unlikely person?

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    Rhys is unexpectedly sent back in time after opening the Vault of The Traveler to pre-borderlands Helios when Angel is still a rambunctious seven year old and Jack has only been the CEO of Hyperion for a couple years. His job? Probably to fix the timeline. To prevent Jack's death, and hopefully Angel's too. At least, that's what he's going to try to do. What he doesn't know is that it was complete serendipity that he was sent to that specific time and location. Technically he should be dead. And hopefully he'll either get back, or fix everything, before the Eridians come to dispose of the anomaly in the space time continuum. ( Also Jack and Rhys have some sexy time and other plot complications. Bare with me. Is that the right bear? I don't care whatever. Just read my story. Or don't. I'm not a beggar.)

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    Rhys has just landed a job being THE Handsome Jack's personal assistant. He's got to look after Hyperions best(or worst)-kept secret and keep a lid on his own. He meets a doppelganger. He's also gotta save the day a lot. Maybe he should've sucked it up and accepted he'd get airlocked and decline the job. Rhys greying faster than he would like. Oh, and what the hell is R&D doing?

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    We all know the story: Rhys is a data-miner, almost makes Head of Security, but gets booted to Janitorial thanks to his asshole rival. So, what if Rhys never found out about the deal on Pandora? Would he just stay; twiddling his thumbs, hoping a Hero will save him from his new state of total boredom; instead of just hacking into Hyperion's systems and sending Assquez on a one way trip to Promethea? Of course he would. Because of one teenie, tiny little change made to Canon.

    Handsome Jack Wins.

    Oh. And Rhys might be completely obsessed with him.

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    content: in a state of peaceful happiness

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    Jack is gone for the time being, and Timothy is left alone with Rhys.

    He's starting to realize he really likes Rhys, and he really thinks the poor guy needs a break.

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