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    Eddie starts college and decides he wants to do all the things his mother disapproved of when he was at home. Richie is only too happy to help.

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    It/Stranger Things AU where Richie is forty and Mike is eighteen. They meet at a comedy club bar where Richie is trying to drink away the memory of his friends who've died and where Mike is hiding from an abusive boyfriend and a heartbroken past.

    Summary sucks, but the story is better. We've got angst, we've got fluff, we've got idiots in love. We've also got Richie struggling to flirt and that's gotta be a win in someone's book.

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    in which eddie kaspbrak is forced to go to senior prom and he can't seem to keep his eyes of richie tozier.

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    Essentially how I imagine Mike and Will's argument would have gone, had it been Richie and Eddie instead.

    Someone's probably done this before me and at a way higher standard, but the idea popped into my head and I couldn't resist. So enjoy the angst, I guess. Prepare for possible spelling and/or grammar mistakes ahead!

    -Notes at the end!-

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    "It’s just that, for whatever unquantifiable or indistinguishable reason, high school just fucking sucks."

     

    or, the one where richie gets to his sophomore year, realizes some things about himself, falls in love, gets his ass kicked, and makes a mixtape, all with the help of his best friends, though not necessarily in that order.

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    The Losers go to Hogwarts :)

    Year One

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    "I found an old camera in my moms attic." Richie announced over the fire, holding up the dusty old recorder, bottle of beer still in hand as he took a large sip. The group raised some eyebrows, but nodded along anyways.

    "Sure. What are you gonna do with it? Film your sex tape? 'Teen boy has sex with air?" Beverly interjected with a loud laugh that seemed to get everyone giggling and snorting as they shouldered the girl with a smile. "Wow, Bevie! I thought you'd be excited to film our sex tape!" Richie gasped dramatically, holding a hand to his chest as if he had just been shot in the heart.

    Eddie shook his head, arms crossed tightly to his chest as he watched the scene unfold. "if you point that thing in my face i am going to destroy it." He claimed, and Richie didn't pass up the opportunity to stick it in front of the boys nose.

     

    Or, Richie finds an old cam recorder and films his life as he grows up. The losers weren't too fond, but they seemed to bring back memories later on in life.

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    “Hello, and welcome to Cup and Crumb. How may I help you?” The boy smiles, revealing slightly crooked teeth that are just so endearing. His name-tag is slightly askew on his uniform polo shirt, but Richie now knows his name: Eddie.

    “I, uh—shit.” Richie completely freezes.

    (or Richie falls for barista Eddie before he even talks to him)

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    Richie smiled, crossing his legs and listing his head to one side as he watched Eddie rummage through the supplies. God, he was cute. “So give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got? Should I be writing my will?”

    Eddie crinkled his nose, trying unsuccessfully to hide a smile. “Nothing I can’t fix.”

    In which Richie is a dumbass and Eddie loves him too~

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    “I can’t fucking believe you let yourself get hit, I mean, how the fuck do you fix a brain? I’m not a brain surgeon, Richie, what if you die from a concussion? Or, or, or what if your brain got shaken around so bad that it detached from your spinal cord?"

    a.k.a two times Eddie saved Richie and one time Richie saved Eddie

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    Richie sat at the barstool with his name on it (literally, that’s how often he was there), James turning to fix him whatever drink was up today. He was trying to make his way through the menu. It’d been three hundred and sixty five days, a whole year today, and he really did need something that would burn.

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    All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again...

    But this time it happened in Maine, on a quiet little street in Derry. In that charming corner house that was known to be the home of the Darling family....

    And known by one who never grew up...

    (the Reddie Peter Pan Au inspired by the incredible fanart by milkymaitrash)

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    Richie is being a dick. Richie is usually a dick. He knows this, he revels in this. But he’s always viewed himself as a dick in a charming way, like the lovable dick that makes you roll your eyes and groan but not the kind of dick that people would be genuinely pissed to have around. Definitely not the kind of guy who’s like, homophobic or anything. But apparently that’s what he is now. A homophobe.

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    He wanted to know this boy. He wanted to know his name and his age and the things that make him tick. But was he even sure why? Richie's never been one for relationships— which didn't even matter, anyway, because suddenly on the fourth day of his freshman year, the entire school was discussing the fact that Richie Tozier had set the senior citizens home on fire, when, really, it was just an electrical problem. At only fourteen years old, everybody in Derry was so afraid of Richie Tozier, that his emotions just... disappeared. He was completely and utterly alone.

    Richie's gotten used to it, obviously, but for the first time in years, he wanted to know that boy from the store. He felt something. He hadn’t felt anything in a long time.

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    It's movie night with the Losers and Stan and Bill have been dancing around their feelings for a bit too long

    Or

    Stanley the Manly Uris scales a building with gay disaster Billiam Denbrough

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    Midnight found Richie walking through the woods, eyes closed. He stepped carefully, letting his ears make up for the darkness. There were few things he loved more than this, the silence going from nothingness to somethingness. Noises sharpened tenfold, the crunching of his shoes on the gravel turning into crashing waves, thunder booming overhead. 

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    In reality, Richie had never intended to get close to the losers club, he didn’t intend to get close to anyone, not after what happened last time, but most things never start with a direct intention, most things happen without realization.

    Now here they were, faced directly with a ‘monster’ Richie was all to familiar with.

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    “Do you know how many different diseases you can get in there? How fucking disgusting that water is?”

      “It’s just water, dickhead,” Richie scoffed, rolling his eyes.

    “You could literally like, get malaria or something. We could die, Rich,” Eddie gestured wildly at the quarry, as if it was a monster with teeth sharper than knives

      “Malaria is mosquitos, Eds.”

    “Still!"

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    Eddie lives and Richie gets a chance to confess his love for him...in the stupidest way he could of ever done.

    Short and sweet.

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    "Something in him shifts and changes. Suddenly, Eddie feels much younger, almost even babyish... Without speaking, because if he opens his mouth he knows he’ll start crying, he takes the pills and swallows them up one by one.

    Maybe Eddie isn’t so brave after all."

    Essentially a fic that follows the losers club after the first movie. This fan fiction ignores anything canon after the first film, picking up where it ends and diverging from IT Chapter Two. Basically, IT if the losers defeated Pennywise the first time around and got a chance at a happy, normal life.

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