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    “We’re trapped here, aren’t we?”

    Eddie looked over at him, eyes dull and hopeless. He sighed as he leaned back against the wall, “Yeah, yeah we are.”

    “Its my fault,” he began, his voice dry and frail. “If I’d never moved here...”

    “It still could’ve happened, Chie.” Eddie frowned, though he knew Richie had a point. “The others will find us, it’s only a matter of time.”

    Richie nodded, still knowing full well that he’d die in that house. He wondered if there was even a point in having hope, in even wanting to make it out alive. He didn’t even know if he wanted to think about it.

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    Richie Tozier used to live in New York, used to explore the city and make friends with anyone he could. He used to make many laugh in any scenario, used to bring smiles to people’s faces.
    But sometimes bridges fall, and people get hurt. Sometimes people change, and who’s left to pick up the pieces? Certainly not Richie, hope was not a friend to him. Robert Gray would make sure of that.

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    I'll be your mirror
    Reflect what you are, in case you don't know
    I'll be the wind, the rain and the sunset
    The light on your door to show that you're home

    (Or, the Reddie bodyswap au that no one asked for, but i'm writing anyway).

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    Eddie had a look of satisfaction on his face. “So, we’ve reached a compromise.”

    “What’s that compromise?”

    “Float. Don’t sink.”

    Richie took a moment. He then nodded. “Only if you’ll do the same.”

    “It’s settled, then.”

    -

    or: he tries to kill himself in the end.

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    “You alright down there?”

    Something akin to a squeak comes from the bush and the man rustles himself out of the bush. Without standing up, the other man responds, “You seem a little short to be asking me if it’s fine ‘down here,’” complete with the quotation marks.

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    Eddie meets Richie because Richie's cat gets stuck in a bush. There's a joke in there somewhere.

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    Eddie's trying to make Thanksgiving dinner. Richie's getting in the way.

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    It occurred to him slowly but clicked into place in an instant. An understanding and a realisation that had begun festering in his brain for so long that it had begun to make it’s home there; built with bricks made of an internalised self-loathing that sometimes felt like it was so heavy Richie could barely inhale. It was like a weird, fucked up puzzle from the universe that was being given to Richie in fragments. Piece by piece. And as the picture became clearer, the details less murky and more defined, Richie began to feel as if his life was over before it had truly begun. That everything he had hoped for was instantly torn from his grasp.

    Richie knew a lot. He knew that without Buddy Holly, there would be no Beatles. He knew that modern ventriloquism started in nightclubs and originated as a religious practice. He knew that rabbits could not puke, the oldest ‘your mom’ joke was found on a 3,500-year-old Babylonian tablet, and that shellac was made from insect poop. And he knew, without a shadow of a doubt, that he was most certainly going to hell.

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    Eddie bites the inside of his cheek, the corner of his lips quirking upwards as he felt a blush start to warm his cheeks.

    Honey. Richie had called him honey.

    And it was… nice.

    Or:

    5 times Richie accidentally called Eddie by a nickname and 1 time Eddie did on purpose

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    “Fuck.” I breath out. “Y/N, are you still there?” Mike asks from the other end. “Yeah, just, memories.” I respond. “Yeah, there’s a lot of those. You need to come back, okay?”

    I nod, though he can’t see me. “I’ll see you tomorrow, Mike.” I state before hanging up.

    “Y/N, are you okay? You’re crying, and you were muttering something about a baby? Do you have a kid I don’t know about?” I stand from the couch, wiping away the tears I hadn’t even realized I shed. “I have to go somewhere, Liz. Can you cover for me at work? It’s an emergency.”

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    "Jesus, Eddie, can't you see that you're killing yourself with these things?" Richie shakes the bottle of pills in his hand, just a bit. Just enough to make a small rattling sound. Eddie raises his hand, as though to grab them, but it quickly drops back down to his side. "Richie, I'm fine, okay? They help me. They make me better, because I'm sick." Richie shakes his head, tears noticeable in his eyes. "You're not sick. S-Stop fucking saying that!" Richie shouts, trying his best to hold the tears back. Eddie grabs the bottle of pills from Richie suddenly, taking advantage of the taller boy's moment of weakness. "Why?! It's the truth!" Richie shakes his head. "Eddie, please, put the bottle down, you're killing yourself." Eddie looks down at the orange bottle in his hand. "Why do you care?" Richie sighs, reaching up to push a few dark curls out of his face. "Because, Eddie. You mean just as much to me as that bottle of pills in your hand means to you. And I can't lose you."

    Or in which Richie Tozier is just trying to make a little more money on the side, and Eddie Kaspbrak needs his weekly fix of "medicine."

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    Eddie Kaspbrak has been a loner his entire life. But it’s okay, he’s used to it. He’s used to living in routine, stuck in an endless loop of dull responsibilities and his own thoughts. He never expected that all of that would be shattered by a chance meeting (an embarrassing one) with a complete stranger.

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    Eddie and Richie meet on the subway in NYC.

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    It started as a joke. Richie and Eddie’s wedding was beautiful, and it went without a single hitch. Eddie’s vows were beautiful, and they brought tears to Bev’s eyes. Richie’s vows brought tears to her eyes for an entirely different reason, and she’d expected nothing less. She’d danced with them both before the night was over, had kissed each of their cheeks and wished them well, and had watched them ride off into the sunset with the other Losers by her side.

    One week later, she was in her office designing a unique onesie for her assistant, who was due to have her baby any day. She was just finishing the embroidery when the idea hit her. Once the gift was wrapped and sent off, she sat down with a pen and pad of paper and got to drawing. The completed product was beautiful and absolutely perfect. She left it in a box on their doorstep the morning they were set to return with a short note tucked inside.

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    “Who the hell is Peter Pan?”
    “And who the hell is Richie Tozier?”
    • • •
    Eddie always thought Peter Pan was just a childhood story, until a certain boy and his shadow turned up one night. Except something’s not right....Neverland isn’t as perfect as he thought it would be, and Peter’s name is actually.....Richie.

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    “Where am I?”

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    .. Its so nice to be insane, No one asks you to explain.

     

    Eddie Kaspbrak knew that most of the town were certain he was as bat shit crazy as the weird man who lived in the old neibolt house- And he probably was..In his own way- It was the music you see..It draws you in and it never seems to let Eddie go. He spends his whole weekends holled up in his bedroom pressed close to his radio trying his damn best to catch every sound and word that falls from the speakers.

    ..Sometimes, A boy would knock on his window, Climbing all his lengthy limbs into his small closet like bedroom and chattering away next to Eddie while he tries his best to concentrate on both the boy and the music spilling out next to his ear.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak never meant to throw his soda at that jaywalker, it just kind of happened. Better his drink hit him than his car, right? And at least he'll never have to see him again.

    That is, until his new client walks into their meeting--drenched from head to toe in what could only be 32 ounces worth of Diet Coke.

    “So do you always throw beverages at your clients, or do I happen to be one of the lucky ones?”

    And thus began his relationship with the one and only Richie Tozier.

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    Eddie has a crush on Y/n but doesn't think he has a chance because he's part of the Losers Club.

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    based on a tumblr post my cousin sent me
    @ladyjotunn this is for u homie

    metal mouth: there’s been a pandemic every 100 years because the government has theo change the birds batteries

    mr.urine: Richie, baby

    mr.urine: I love you but

    mr.urine: It’s fucking 4am

    metal mouth: ur pioint?

    mr.urine: Go to fucking sleep

    metal mouth:no

    yeehaw:please?

    metal mouth:o

    metal mouth:okay

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    Richie is a thirsty sex demon who isn't as bad as it seems and Eddie is a married priest who isn't as good as it seems. That's it, that's the plot.

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    2/?
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    5
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    458
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    When Eddie Kaspbrak remembers Richie Tozier, life starts to look up.

    Unfortunately, Eddie's memories aren't entirely reliable.

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    2/?
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    Richie returns to Neibolt so he can retrieve Eddie's body and give him a proper burial, and finds that Eddie is very much alive.

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    3/3
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    54
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    260
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    23
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    1917

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