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    In a post-Pennywise world where Eddie and Stan lives, Bill not so much, everybody has gone separate ways up until about a year later when Mike, Stan, his wife, and their friend Will Byers ghost hunting habits causing them to cross paths with the Losers all over again. By the time Eddie re-enters their lives ready to live his own, it appears Richie has moved on, which sucks, but also, Eddie isn't ready to let that prevent him from attempting to live his best life.

    Then shit gets weird with reports of a serial killer who sure looks a lot like Bill Denborough who has been dead for over a year.

    (It x Stranger Things in a Pet Sematary because apparently sometimes dead is better)

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    Leaving Derry was always the dream get away from everything.

     

     

    but you still FLOAT!

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    Richie points towards the mistletoe above his head. “You could just come and kiss me because it’s been days and I’m so Eddie-starved I think I might waste away right where I stand.”

    “I could just let you perish." Eddie shrugs. "Save me the divorce papers.”

    Richie shakes his head. “You’d miss me. I’m awesome.”

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    Richie meets Eddie at the university library and instantly falls In Love. Too bad Eddie seems to hate his guts. Haha... unless?

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    Richie tells Beverly he's gay

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    "Richie Tozier was like Marmite. You even love him or hate him. When he told a joke, you laugh at him or with him.
    When Richie Tozier throws you his heart, you either dodge it or you take it.

    Eddie had Richie’s heart

    ...and he was currently using it to smack against Richie’s head like a scrolled up newspaper.

     

    Richie could have let him beat his ass all day."

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    Richie is a wannabe cool guy who is actually...a massive dork.
    Eddie is an angry ball of fire.
    Lots of misunderstandings...
    TRASHMOUTH VS THE SASSMOUTH

    Enemies to lovers University AU

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    Mikey: @bigbill hasnt said anything
    Eddiek: yeah he could be some sort of creep
    Bevvy: i dont think so
    Bevvy: everyone else turned out nice
    Bigbill: what the literal fucj
    Bigbill: i have 25 notifs for somthing i didnt even knoe existed

    (I'll probably change the summary too)

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    ‘Where’s Richie?’ Eddie asked.
    Ben said, ‘He’s probably down the music block again.’
    ‘Whoever decided to give Richie Tozier a guitar was an evil man,’ Stan chuckled. ‘He’s loud enough as it is.’

    Latter half of high school, Richie gets a guitar and Eddie absolutely hates it. That is, until the day he catches Richie singing a love song which he's written about one of his best friends.

    Concept sounds kinda cheesy maybe, but this is actually pretty angsty and involves a lot of Eddie being a mess and discovering his sexuality, and Richie being soft as hell and trying not to get his heart broken. They're both shit at talking about how they feel and fuck up a lot, and there's music.

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    Mom: oh hey Robin I didn’t realize you were in the chat

    Hot Wheels: that’s because I didnt add her?

    Mom: well why not

    Hot Wheels: I didnt know her phone number

    Hot Wheels: how the FUCK did she get in the chat? Nobody added her?

    Bye(rs) Bitch: aliens

    Fury Road: shut the HELL up Will

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    Richie asks Eddie to move in with him as he heals after Pennywise's attack.

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    If Richie had been told first thing this morning that by midnight he’d be brought back to the hometown he couldn’t remember to fight a fucking demon clown they were supposed to have already defeated, be reunited with the friends he forgot and then subsequently end up in bed with one such friend that he had been in love since he was a kid, then he would have laughed in their face and told them to get a better writer.

    But it was the sort of shit you just couldn’t make up.
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    After learning Pennywise wasn't really defeated back in '89, the Losers Club come back to Derry to fight the clown once again.

    Richie feels like this time will be it. IT will be donzo, over, dusted, but when it turns out that he got Eddie just to lose him, he can't say if it was worth it. What he does know though, is he'll get him back, and Stan, even if it kills him.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak is 18, moves to New York City right after high school and accidentally meets Richie Tozier, 22, his former high school crush. Most of it is in 2019 when they're adults, but also some scenes are in 2015 when Eddie is 14 and Richie is 18. Very fluffy and cute and will fuck you up in all the right ways.

    "In order to lose all romantic feelings for Eddie, he got a girlfriend, drowned himself in excessive amounts of alcohol, and moved to fucking New York, a place where he never expected Eddie to show up. Why would Eds want to live in one of the nastiest places on Earth? That was a question Richie, even science, couldn’t answer."

    (but we all know fucking why Eddie showed up in New York City. it's because EDWARD KASPBRAK LOVES RICHARD TOZIER AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME ANY DIFFERENT)

    title of the fic is from the song "After Hours" by the Velvet Underground. a real bop.

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    "Richie makes a fateful encounter with a sexy nurse (sort of)
    Was Richie expecting him to blow his mind? Yes.

    ...Was he expecting him to sAvE hIs LiFe!?!?!?

    READ AND FIND OUT...

     

     

     

    (I ACCIDENTALY DELETED MY FIC!!! but i managed to find my draft in docs so i just FiXeD it up xxx)

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    After they killed pennywise Richie carries Eddie outside not wanting to leave him in that cursed place. He is brought into the hospital. Join the Losers, especially Richie and Eddie, as they start to get better and start to heal.

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    Eddie is a doctor. Richie is his patient. Eddie doesn't like Richie. Richie is head over heels for Eddie. Operation: Seduce Doctor K begins.

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    Ben Hanscom and his older sister Lexi have only lived in Derry Maine for a couple of months. They can already tell this town isn’t like any of the others they’ve been in. With the help of the Losers Club, and possibly even the Bowers Gang, there could be a chance that they’ll survive the summer. Maybe.

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    **Adult Reddie au**

    “This is it, this is the one!”

    Richie pushed through the branches of the Christmas trees - the very tasteful and of decent size Christmas trees - and felt his jaw drop when he beheld the behemoth that Eddie was excitedly jumping around. “Eds, you’re joking.”

    “Not at all!” Eddie said, he practically squealed like a goddamn kid. Now he hopped from one foot to the other, like his excitement was something physical that he couldn’t contain. “This is the one I want, Richie. This one. Please!”

    OR, Eddie is extremely excited for Christmas and Richie can't figure out why.

     

    Huge shout out to @winterfyres and @Haderh0e on twitter for the prompts! I love them to death and you should give them a follow!

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    Richie Tozier didn’t have a home. Not really, anyway... Ever since he was ten, when he was shipped off in a pretty box, topped off with a golden ribbon, home was a phenomenon. It was at this age that he had entered the world of boarding school. It seemed that having a dentist for a father doomed him to rejection, sealed his fate as something to inevitably be sent away for improvement- like a tool rather than a son.

    -Or-
    Richie is the new student at McMannon Academy. His roommate, Eddie Kaspbrak, really isn't a fan of him, though.

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    He’s not a saint, Eddie knows — he’s a prick. Saints don’t wear Hawaiian shirts or make jokes about sleeping with your mom.

    In which Eddie makes a valiant attempt at doing his homework, and Richie is — well, Richie.

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