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    [The laughing fades and the crowd goes silent as Richie asks for some time to bring up some important issues]

    “So, I wasn’t subtle at all when I scheduled this special to be shot on National Coming Out Day. I figured, hey, I’m really fucking gay, why make this subtle, you know?”

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    Richie’s new act is shaping up to be some things it hasn’t been in quite some time - honest, true, and written by him and him alone. It does still have a lot of dick jokes. That never changes.

    It also happens to be recorded by a certain red headed someone his literal first night taking it to the stage.

    Featuring Richie’s work-in-progress stand up, Bev as the rule breaker with a heart of gold, Ben as her guilt ridden accomplice, and Eddie’s reaction.

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    "I'm not crazy," Richie bitches into the phone.

     

     

    "Look," Pete says, "if you'd rather go to rehab – "

    "The only addiction I have is porn, jackass," Richie says flatly.

    "You rambled about clowns and dead kids, had a serious look of crazy-eyed and sweaty, punched me, ran off, got drunk, got your jaw nearly broken, punched a nursing something, then told everyone you'd go to a cave to die if you could," Pete says levelly. "If you've got a better explanation for that than drunk, high, or crazy, I'd love to hear it."

    Richie would like to think he's ready to get back to the real world right away. Richie is not. Richie is fucked the fuck up.

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    Richie Tozier is a famous comedian.
    Eddie Kaspbrak is also a famous comedian.
    They have a long standing public rivalry.

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    A story told in snapshots of mixed social media.

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    Once again, Richie Tozier drunkenly takes a man back to his hotel room and wakes up the next morning full of regret. But this time when he tries to kick him out, Theo just won’t go.

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    It - Happily Ever After AU: Richie Tozier x Eddie Kaspbrek

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    Bill has come up with the most hysterical way to be a good friend... or so he thinks. Eddie's not so sure, considering that he's the one who has to deal with the business end of his husband's career. (He's not a hard sell, though.)

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    Richie Tozier: Raw Spaghetti
    2018 16+ 50m
    Starring: Richie Tozier
    Genres: Stand-up Comedy, Comedies
    This movie is: Raunchy

    In which Richie Tozier talks about his boyfriend, Eddie Kaspbrak, for nearly an hour.
    (Can be read as a stand-alone)

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    An edit for Richie Tozier's eventual Netflix special, "Real American."

    [Inspired by IfItHollers' Richie Tozier's: Real American.]

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    Another Richie standup fic, this one featuring the Movie Theater Incident, Eddie's fitness routine, and a sneak peek of Bill Denbrough's forthcoming novel.

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    The cover for Richie Tozier's profile in Rolling Stone magazine.

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    It was only a couple of hours after the clown show-down and Richie Tozier was dealing with a very carefully planned breakdown. Then a certain somebody had mysteriously been brought back to life and throw any coping mechanisms Richie might’ve had down the drain.

    This is the story of the potential aftermath if everybody had lived and everything was as good as it could’ve been.

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    Richie Tozier: Once a Loser, Always a Loser
    2017 16+ 54m
    Starring: Richie Tozier
    Genres: Stand-up Comedy, Comedies
    This movie is: Funny, Witty

    Richie Tozier returns with a sweet, funny, and deeply moving show about his friends and his childhood.
    (Can be read as a stand-alone)

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    “The next thing I know, me and my husband are coming to in a Denny’s parking lot.”

    An excerpt from Richie “Trashmouth” Tozier’s latest comedy special.

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    Richie Tozier: Out of the Dumpster
    2017 16+ 33m
    Starring: Richie Tozier
    Genres: Stand-up Comedy, Comedies
    This movie is: Funny, Witty

    After a year of hiatus, Richie Tozier finally comes back, brand new, with a fresh new take alongside a Netflix deal.

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    Instead of pulling away, Richie flipped Stan off. Everything would be okay.

    or, Richie tattoos R+E instead of carving it

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    When Eddie had applied to be Richie Tozier’s intern, it was after two strawberry daiquiris with Bill and Mike and more than an hour of less-than-gentle convincing. He had somewhat of a crush on the up-and-coming comedian, and his just-graduated self had thought hey, what’s the worst that could happen?

    He hadn't expected to actually get the job.

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    “Beverly has always been my rock. She is a very good listener especially when you lend her a smoke. She's been there for me since we met. Every time I had a problem I'd go to her because she's the person I felt I could be honest with. I love her.” 

    “I’m so glad I got to marry my best friend.” 
    A transcript of Richie's first stand-up act since 2016

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    When Richie thinks about the situation, it takes the form of a stand-up set: The thing about living with the guy you’re in love with and his wife is…

    He’s still working on the punchline.

     

    Or: The classic post-Chapter 2 fic where Eddie and Richie move in together, but with the slight hitch that Eddie is still married. (feat. closure through dreams, communication via stand-up comedy, and serious analysis of modern art)

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    “Remember the nuclear option you didn’t want me putting in my contracts?” Richie smiled tightly, teeth flashing white.

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    Shakespeare said "To thine own self be true". No one ever said it would be easy, but the right things rarely are.

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