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    A red sun rises over the Continent, and a new war rages. When a human king breaks his Treaty with the fair folk, the faerie Foxglove is one of the few survivors to escape the massacre. Her sister is rumored to be alive, but with an old enemy closing in, Foxglove has no choice but to seek out the one person who can offer a sliver of hope: the White Wolf, Geralt of Rivia.

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    4/?
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    4
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    32
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    The dynamic duo is experiencing a bit of a drought in the coin department until they come across a village in the middle of the woods. Geralt finally finds a contract, and Jaskier adamantly insists that he shouldn’t take it. So of course, Geralt does anyways.
    Or,
    Geralt goes toxic killing a monster to save Jaskier’s ass. Let the caretaking ensue.

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    13,668
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    1/1
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    6
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    118
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    22
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    744
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    Geralt’s pissed off the wrong noble this time. They’ve hardly stepped foot in the city before they’re dragged unceremoniously to his front door, and when Geralt refuses the contract, things get messy quickly.

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    12/?
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    263
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    457
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    78
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    8407
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    In which Geralt and Jaskier don’t realise their feelings for each other are mutual for a very long time, to the frustration and amusement of those around them.

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    9/11
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    38
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    181
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    34
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    2623
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    After the mountain scene, Jaskier spirals into a pit of misery and self-loathing. Twenty-two years trailing behind your best friend is a long time to throw away, especially when you believe your time on Earth is destined to be much shorter than his.

    Jaskier enters a fatal state of depression and no longer tries to stop harm from befalling him, but he just won't die.

    ||Nobody stays dead!||

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    14/14
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    123
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    804
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    133
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    12513
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    Geralt finds Jaskier with a cat plopped down onto his lap, purring affectionately. The Witcher had never pet a cat in his long-lived life and the bard is determined to change that.

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    1/1
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    17
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    194
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    14
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    "Why would you pay the merest hint of attention to danger when you could just prance about, singing your silly songs and ALWAYS GETTING UNDERFOOT?”

    "That's what friends do."

    Jaskier is injured while helping Geralt dispatch a band of bruxae and Geralt takes care of him. What starts as a sort of lopsided friendship—enthusiastic on Jaskier's part and more begrudging on Geralt's—leads to a bed-sharing situation featuring stealth snuggling, unconscious designs on the other's body, and the opportunity for each of them to display their oral abilities.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    22
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    213
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    20
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    2962
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    Roach is the lead in a trio consisting of a sleep-deprived bard and the oversized wolf that will not stop stalking them. Together they must work to find their Witcher and defeat an evil mage.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    96
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    184
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    25
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    Geralt's and Jaskier's relationship, from Ciri's POV.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    135
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    635
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    Jaskier is madly in love with his Witcher, not that Geralt needs to know that, and the Witcher is hiding a secret that may cost them both dearly. Join our boys on a romp through Toussaint where there will be fine wine, good cheese, bad puns, and a mystery.

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    English
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    46,159
    Chapters:
    26/26
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    1
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    189
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    190
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    4692
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    Jaskier didn’t mean to invoke the Law of Surprise. It was a drunken joke! Tomfoolery. Something that would have tickled him for days to come. He knows that. Geralt knows that. Everyone knows that. Surely destiny knows that too.

    … Destiny is a downright bitch these days though, huh?

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    4/?
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    ❦❦❦

    Her Boy and The Bard
    or
    Excerpts from the Memoirs of Ms. Roach of Rivia

    “Leave him,” he hisses, tightening his legs against her flanks.

    She lays an ear close along her head, letting her eye drift back to him. Her boy ought to know better by now; she’ll put hoof to trail when they’re readied, and nary a moment sooner. She snorts, yanking her head before he can take in her slack. Lipping sleep-mussed short hair, she nudges their little tag-along until he flails from his bedroll.

    “Wha-! You cannot eat my hair, horse!”

    Indeed, and well she knows it; if the rest of him tastes anywhere near as terrible as that top bit, she’ll be happy to never get a nibble of him again.

    ❦❦❦

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    1/1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    364
    Bookmarks:
    33
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    1449
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    “An escort will accompany you to Rivia. I am trusting in your rather unique abilities to carry out the task whilst leaving him unharmed. My men will return him here.” Bolek provided in a tone of voice that ensured there would be no argument about this condition. Nie’l’s smile became rather fixed as his green eyes held Bolek’s hazel ones. The mage fought a sudden urge to shift in his seat.

    Sequel to "We had words, and an aversion to silver" as Geralt, Jaskier and Yennnefer pick up the trail of the villainous mage, Bolek Sanz and his apprentice; witcher school drop-out Verin Alda.

    Series
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    6,315
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
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    209
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    "A good apple is nature sculpting sunlight into sugar, it’s...it’s art!"

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,605
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    1895
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    Roach wants apples. Jaskier wants kisses.
    Thats it. Thats the story.

    Series
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    716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1035
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    “Oh,” Jaskier said, voice a little flat, “You - you gave her your jacket?”

     

    “It’s just a leather jacket,” Geralt responded, Yennefer’s words echoing in his head. He tucked his books under his arm, turning back to Jaskier.

     

    The brunette laughed, but it didn’t sound right, “Yeah, just a stupid jacket.”

     

    Well, it was. It was a jacket he’d gotten for Christmas. It was the jacket he’d given to a stranger on December 3 three years ago, it was a jacket that he wanted Jaskier to love.

     

    But it is just a stupid jacket.

     

    ________

    Or “I am? (you are.) I am. In Geralt’s POV, so, y’all can stop attacking my boy.

    Series
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    4,938
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
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    223
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    17
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    1550
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    Geralt overhears Jaskier talking to Roach.

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    857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1918
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    Geralt is tired. Jaskier notices, just a bit too late.
    or,
    What if they hadn’t awoken the djinn?

    Title stolen from arms by Christina Perri.

    05/19/2020: there is now a companion piece to this work: it hit me like a hammer

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    English
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    24,820
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    768
    Bookmarks:
    142
    Hits:
    8778
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    And then it happened.

    Jaskier looked up and they locked eyes.

    In an instant the world paused. Looking into Jaskier’s eyes was a slap to the face. Jaskier was never very good at hiding how he felt, always wore his emotions on his sleeve for everyone to see. Geralt could see it all, the raw hurt, anger, sadness and a deep resignation that was painful to look at. But there was something else, buried under all of the layers of hurt.

    Hope.

     

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    2 Months after the fight on the mountain, Geralt runs into Jaskier in a tavern. The tensions between them are high as Geralt notices that something dark has been tracing Jaskier.
    Jaskier is in danger.
    The two of them try to work past their feelings to save Jaskier before its too late

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,482
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2872
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    Roach was confused. Noisy one, gentle one, and angry one all traveled together before leaving Roach for the tall hill. But now only gentle one is left, like how it always used to be. Roach is considering renaming him sullen one though because he has not seemed happy since he returned.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    811
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    4671

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