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    David thinks Patrick Brewer, junior captain of the Schitt's Creek University baseball team, is cocky and obnoxious. Patrick thinks David Rose, son of the university's president, is stuck-up and aloof. But all of their friends can see they're in love with each other, and hatch a plot to make them fall for each other.

    First-year Alexis has her eye on senior baseball team captain Ted Mullins. But their budding romance is put into question when Ted thinks he sees Alexis kissing someone else. Chaos ensues.

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    A retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing

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    What if Moira was the one who took the pregnancy test (not Jocelyn)?

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    David Rose is the proprietor of Schitt's Creek's very own Rose Erotica, Elm County's only adult store.

    Patrick Brewer is newly out, and is a little ignorant to the wonders of sex

    Thankfully there is a cute store owner who can help him learn a thing or two.

     

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    Ian and Mickey just wanted their Canadian road trip to go off without a hitch. They planned for it, saved, bought a car for it - hell, they deserved it. So imagine their surprise when 3 days in, their jeep breaks down in a podunk town called Schitt’s Creek, and they’re stuck there until the car gets fixed. Fucking wonderful.
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    Schitt’s Creek isn't a bustling tourist town, everyone knows this. Still, the residents have their fair share of interesting visitors from time to time. They know how to be hospitable. So when the newest young married couple found their way to town, all were ready to welcome them, the Schitt way.

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    "I'm okay. Really, I'm fine." Twyla tries a strained smile. "I'm used to being alone."

    "I know," Mrs. Schitt says after a moment. Her eyes are kinder than they have any right to be. "But that doesn't mean you have to be."

    When Twyla's mom doesn't pick her up from high school, Mrs. Schitt gives Twyla a ride home.

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    David and Patrick return to Schitt's Creek for New Year's Eve. Alexis surprises them with a visit.

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    A non-chronological, random sampling of text messages from the third year after the finale.
    Sequel to This Will Be Our Year: An Epistolary Peek and This Will Be Our Year: A Second Epistolary Peek.

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    This series (Part 4) starts before 5.01 and will meander through season 5.
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    Chapter 1 starts not long after the ending of LOL: Part 3 Chapter 8.

    David and Patrick spend time together, working together, and navigating their relationship.

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    David makes Patrick pretend they are the fathers of Roland Jr. to convince a client to work with them. But actually thinking about fatherhood gives David complicated feelings.

    Or, a rewrite of "A Whisper of Desire" in which Patrick is the one who walks in during the business deal, not Roland.

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    Patrick planned date-night this month. A new experience was in store for David. Complications ensue and you will never guess who comes to the rescue.

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    It was just little things, really, that gave David the idea. Well, mostly little things; there was that one big thing.

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    New York, 1895, and David Rose is at his wit’s end. Struggling as the reluctant director of the Opera Rouge, the finest of the Rose Collaboration theatres, David is running out of options to keep his career alive and his doors open. But when a chance encounter with an aspiring ballet dancer flips his world upside down, David learns that there’s so much more in store for him than he could ever have imagined.

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    Patrick starts a new job and quickly meets the most interesting coworker he's ever had.

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    Patrick’s mom sends him a package his first Christmas in Schitt’s Creek. The Ugly Sweater she includes has a positive effect on sales. David learns a lesson in trust.

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    It's Stevie's birthday and Patrick has promised to be low-key about it. He MOSTLY sticks to that promise.

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    Written for the Schitt's Creek Holiday Festive Fic Swap 2020!
    Prompt: A Love Actually AU

    The opening of Love Actually always made David sentimental, and today was no exception. While 2028 had its ups and downs, like any other year, David really did think he could say that love was all around in Schitt’s Creek.

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    The bulletin board was one of Patrick’s proudest achievements at the store. He’d given up two open mic nights and complete creative control, but he’d managed to get David to agree to the small act of community outreach.

    “David, did Ray put something on the bulletin board?”

    “There may have been several somethings, yes.”

    An exploration of Ray's holiday businesses through the flyers posted at Rose Apothecary.

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    What do you do when you have $40 million and it's Christmas? If you're Twyla Sands, you're going to buy all your friends expensive, meaningful presents without them knowing it was you.

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    Based on the paragraph from my fic Nagging Feeling: February brought both Clint Brewer’s birthday and the snowstorm of the century, burying the entire county in almost two metres of snow. With the roads impassable and the hydro out, Patrick and David called Clint from where they were hunkered down in their living room, sharing blankets and breath and turns feeding the fireplace. Then David called Alexis and they chatted about her week while Patrick snuggled against his cashmere sweater, listening to their easy camaraderie with a warmth in his chest that could outlast any winter storm.

    Or: David and Patrick (and eventually Stevie) weather a blizzard and subsequent power outage.

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    Patrick has spent too long dancing around his feelings for David. As the holiday season descends upon Schitt's Creek, he decides to woo David ala a Christmas-themed romantic comedy. Unfortunately for him, the universe isn't going to make it that easy.

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    English
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    3/3
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    163
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    22
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