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    Dirk has thoughts on one Rose Lalonde, namely that she isn't what he thought she'd be.

    Language:
    English
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    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    30
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    Dirk and his bots train Rose.

    Series
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    English
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    429
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    31
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    A Homestuck/Hunger Games crossover!!
    John and Jade are from District 9, a 13 and a 17 year old, that are reaped into the hunger games. Who will survive, who will fall, and who will the real winners be?
    (Irregular updates :3)
    Title: "Linger" by the Cranberries (check them out their music lowkey highkey slaps)

    Language:
    English
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    4,191
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    16
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    Dirk has been cursed into a stray cat and has gotten resigned to losing his humanity and dying on the street.

    Jake finds an injured stray cat and takes him home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,995
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,225
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    Your name is Roxy Lalonde, and you are fated to ruin your daughter’s childhood.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and today is the worst day of your life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,023
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    120
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    Dirk has a therapist and is on the road to sexual re-discovery.

    TLDR: Dirk will suffer because I said so >:)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,680
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    141
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    A glance at his phone let him know it was 10:30 AM, which didn't seem too bad, until he noticed it was Tuesday.

    Dirk had gone to sleep Saturday night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    336
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    Dirk and Dave get into some shenigans in a McDonalds

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,905
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    173
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    Dirk Strider is a concubine to the crown prince of Prospit. He doesn't like it much. So he changes it. He changes all of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,221
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    315
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    Rose Lalonde was lucky to have not been chosen by her father. Dave Strider was not spared.
    Dave Lalonde was lucky to have not been chosen by his father. Rose Strider was not spared.
    Rose is a fighter. Dave wasn't born with that fighting spirit.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,074
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    143
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    Translated to: "The call of the void."

    Dirk goes through three (3) entire ass emotionally charged moments in the span of 24 hours. Involves one perfume-scented invitation, one father-daughter mutual mental breakdown, and one slightly pretentious callback to a wedding. Oh, and Jake dies.

    Two couplets, two dances, and everything in-between.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,471
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    400
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    Your name is Rose Lalonde. You have issues restraining yourself. You need to work on that.
    The way not to do that, however, is by stabbing your brother's "Bro."
    Unfortunately, it's too late to take that back. Your only option is to try and heal from that, and to reconnect with your family(?).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,976
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    194
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    On five things Dirk Strider realizes about Jake English. He doesn't do shit about it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,407
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    547
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    These are just moments with the strilondes
    Includes:
    Chatfic
    Connected one shots
    Trauma
    And more

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,053
    Chapters:
    3/20
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    178
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    Dirk gives you a run for your money in the "perpetual monotone" department, but his body language gives a lot away. He is eternally stiff. You do not need to dig deep to see that Dirk is, A) where you inherited your suffocating self-awareness from, and B) who bestowed Dave with the gift of social incompetence.

    or

    Rose wants to figure out what Dirk's deal is. Dirk wants to talk about My Little Pony. Revelations occur.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,921
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    689
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    Rose suffers the terrifying burden of Dirk trying to explain NFTs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    419
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    I wish you were real, that way I wouldn't have to get over everything that happened. Had you been real, I- no, we- would be normal. We wouldn't have to unpack it all with you standing next to us; idyllic versions of our parents. You never did anything wrong in this life. You're just stupid teenagers who didn't ask for all this. But now you have it; now you have us.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,470
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    89
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    My dumbass decided to go and combine my "game over timeline Dirk doesn't actually die" and "Dirk goes grimdark but he's just really really sappy and attaches himself to his friends" into one traumatized af Dirk and yeah I know he doesn't really act like the second one in this chapter but I'll get there
    Despite the title ("it's a temporary one" he tells himself, permanently in denial of the fact he will never finish a multichapter fic in his life, and probably never touch this one again except to orphan it), this is not, in fact, crack treated seriously

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,345
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    425
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    Grief is vicious and brutal, even to gods. Perhaps especially so to them, when the only true constant they've known is each other.

    An observation on the grief of immortals.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    818
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    141
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    "let me state that without my notes shades text simply has no human reality at all since the human reality of such a poem as his... has to depend entirely on the reality of its author and his surroundings, attachments, and so forth, a reality that only my notes can provide. to this statement my dear poet would probably not have subscribed, but for better or worse, it is the commentator who has the last word”

    -sans undertale

    Or: Rose and Dirk discuss their latest works

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,386
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    148

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