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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. You’ve dreamt of love your entire life, and the second it happens to everybody else is the second you realize that you are cursed to be alone.

    Your name is Kanaya Maryam. Your permanent residence is within the lonely hearts club.

    Your name is Dave Strider. You are way too fucking busy taking care of your two little siblings and working your ass off to even consider the prospect of love, much less soulmates.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde. You aren’t going to let fate dictate shit.
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    The second a person turns 18, they get the words of their soulmate’s love confession etched into a part of their body.
    But what if soulmates didn’t always exist?

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    Karkat summons a demon.
    Again.

    (Takes place after chapter 1 of rosa sericea. This won't make sense if you haven't read it.)

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    His name was Cancer. He was once a celestial being, a constellation that was loved and respected. He was powerful and he had eleven close friends that were just like him. But suddenly everything went wrong.

    His name is Karkat Vantas. He's now a depressed, problematic freak of a teenager with memories of a god in his head after he was diagnosed with cancer. Fucking hilarious and ironic he knows. He is weak and had eleven close friends when he was younger but they've drifted apart and changed. Everything was wrong.

    He didn't have a lot of time but he was going to make things right, no matter what.

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    Karkat was ready to tell his moirail and her wife about his relationship with Dave, he was just waiting for the right time to do so. So what if the time to do so was after Rose started subtly interrogating him at her own wedding? He still came up with the brilliant idea for what Dave was calling, "Coming Out 2: Electric Boogaloo". Karkat didn't want to know what that meant, but he did know that he would beat Rose at her mindgames before dessert.
    or
    In Which Karkat Is Forcibly Removed Johnny Rockets After A Failed Attempt To Outwit Rose Lalonde

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    Real adventures are always at least a little bit unsupervised, and growing up is the realest adventure there is.
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    Dave, given the chance to explore his adolesence, keeps running into broken pieces of his past.
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    "(If his breakfast is the same toast and apple juice every day on the meteor, just like back in Texas, no one comments. He certainly appreciates the mundane things in life, like fake apple juice and the wonders of a toaster. He doesn't consider why Rose doesn't appreciate these things anymore than she does.)"

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    A look at Dave and Karkat's developing relationship and all the troubles they have to work through to get there. Written in verse.

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    “It’s a criminal offense that we didn’t talk more before, too. You’re a fucking savage, and I am absolutely loving it.” He says.

     

    “It is a shame,” You agree. “You’re actually quite easy to talk to, and more amusing than either Rose or Karkat seem willing to admit.”

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    The budding friendship of Dave Strider and Kanaya Maryam and the subsequent delight/apprehension of Rose Lalonde and Karkat Vantas.

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    In which Karkat soothes one of his moirails having a rough night, and then proceeds to take the other at the same time.

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    Rose is lonely and drunk out of her mind.

    This is a sadder style than I usually go for & it's only one chapter for now, but I'm considering expanding it into a slow burn RoseKan fic if y'all want more. Because there's not enough non-fetish f/f on here. Let me know <3

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    In which Vriska's plan to use a deck of cards to see a human boy thing goes wildly out of control when John decides to turn the attempt into a party game.

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    Rose Lalonde has a crush on an insectoid vampire alien from another universe, and has no idea how to deal with it.

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    In an alternate universe, human beings are a part of a galactic federation that stands between the Alternian Empress and universal domination. On a mission to sack Derse, Karkat finds a small human wriggler and sets out on a journey to reunite the kid with his family, come hell or high water. Or y'know possible adoption and lussus-hood.

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    In Which a Mutant and an Alien Meander Towards a Quadrant of Indeterminate Identity at a Glacial Pace While Examining the Internalized Toxicity Perpetuated by Their Respective Societies, and The Nature of Friendship is Determined to Be More Universal Than Originally Theorized [Banned In Alternia]

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    I thought too hard about scenes that happened in the GO timeline that we never saw the retcon version of and then this came out. The "will we still be able to be best bros" conversation re-imagined for post-retcon. Somehow Karkat is even more insecure. Also I always wanted Rose and Karkat to talk in canon so hey have a bunch of them too, thanks.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you can't seem to catch a fucking break. The Game ended a week ago, and you're still feeling like a useless piece of shit. On top of that, you've been having these horrible nightmares lately, your moirail isn't much help, and you've been flipping quadrants with Dave more often than ever. There is so much goddamn drama going on that you could star in an Alternian soap opera.

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    The Doctor wasn't even aware that the Alternian Troll existed any longer until he runs into Karkat Vantas, left alone in a lab on a meteor with only the dead for company. Knowing how hard it is to be the last one of your kind, the Doctor takes the boy with him.

    Taken out of the game's playing field changes everything. Dream bubbles are still a thing but everything else... Thank God he's in the same reality as the Kids! But if someone is taken out of a doomed timeline, are they still doomed?

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you think something might be wrong with you.

    You're not sure exactly when it started. It was little things, at first, things that happened to everybody except they happened to you a lot more. Picking things up without remembering why, walking into rooms without even realizing it. Saying one thing when you meant to say another. Little things. But you've noticed that now it's not so easy to play off any more.

    Fuck.

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    Karkat has DID. The other Trolls are his alters. Things continue from there.

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    "But love, hate on, for now I know thy mind;
    Those that can see thou lov'st, and I am blind."
    (Sonnet 149, William Shakespeare)

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    You remember reading somewhere that it’s good when your romantic partner is your best friend, but it’s bad when they’re your only friend. Self-proclaimed expert therapist that you are, you think you should probably follow what you think of as good advice.

    Rose and Karkat hang out, the fanfiction.

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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    [[A long fic with significant focus on Karkat and Kanaya in a universe where, after a brutal three month war ending with a sudden change in politics, the Alternian Empire attempts to repair species relations by sending volunteers to live in the Sol system.]]

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    23/?
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