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    Famous Director David Strider finds out his estranged brother, Dietrich Strider, has a couple of kids he told nobody about, and he rightfully wants to meet them. So he drops everything and flies to Houston, like any reasonable person would.

    Unfortunately for David, Dietrich is not a reasonable person.

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    Dave is home alone playing on his computer when he gets a random message from a name he doesn't recognise, and they claim to be his uncle. Dirk and Dave decide to meet him.

    It's the best decision they ever made.

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    Rose is full of wishes: she wishes her sister Roxy didn’t have to work all day to make ends meet. She wishes her brother Dirk didn’t have to plunge into debt for his degree. She wishes her brother Hal had a body. She wishes her brother Dave---also known as the vigilante Jumpstart---didn’t have to risk his life on the street against the villains that the Prospitian Hero Tower never bothered to chase. A tower that would rather imprison him than help anyone.
    And she wishes her powers were more useful than seeing a future she is powerless to prevent.
    All she can do is take commissions, stay in school, and keep safe---until she sees a new threat and can’t let herself stay down any longer.
    If Dave and Hal can do something, surely she can, too.

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    30/?
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    15
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    2,191
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    Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.

    The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

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    22/?
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    With the start of another social season, Jake Harley is looking to find matches for his dear sisters, however, the arrival of a new family to high society turns Jake's plans on their head, and as it happens it just might be him that actually finds a love match this season

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    1/?
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    Dirk partakes in Summerween shenanigans and ends up having sex with a ghost. Repeatedly. He invites the sickly Victorian cornball to share his home and body for profit, but mostly because he's a lonely motherfucker.

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    11/?
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    “I do not think Spongebob would survive the apocalypse.”

    “Literally why though?”

    “Why would he survive?”

    “Dude he can literally rip himself up into bits.”

    “That doesn’t stop you from getting bit and infected dude.”

    “He’s a sponge! They wouldn’t wanna eat him.”

    “They go after anything that makes noise, Spongebob can’t shut up to save his life.”

    “You watch how you talk about Spongebob Johnathan whatever-your-middle-name-is Egbert.”

    “James.”

    “What?”

    “My middle name is James.”

    “Oh, really?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Johnathan James Egbert.”

    “That’s me.”

    “Well Johnathan James Egbert watch your fucking mouth about how you talk about Spongebob.”

    “I’m right though!”

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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    24/129
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    Dave's been on the edge of regression almost constantly since he's grown to feel comfortable with the new life in their newfound utopia outside of Canon.
    That also means that the smallest thing can set him off, and he's hoping that it doesn't happen when he's with one of his pseudo-siblings. And of course, he's always out of luck when it comes to these things.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you’re playing Sorry with your friends.

    Or, Strilonde family bonding if you include Kanya, Jade, Nepeta, and Equius into "Strilondes". And made them all trans, of course.

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    Dave finds out Dirk and Nepeta are matesprits and demands they have a meeting-the-family dinner, ignoring the fact that Nepeta very muchs knows all of them. Awkwardness ensues.

    This takes place in the same universe as my other Dirknep fic, It's always been just him and me together, but they can stand alone. Just a little more context is included in the other fic. (https://archiveofourown.org/works/48612187)

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    The Strilondes have a MLP marathon, Roxy is the only one awake and reflects on the way her life has gone.

    Title from Peach by The Front Bottoms.

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    1/1
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    6
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    I wish you were real, that way I wouldn't have to get over everything that happened. Had you been real, I- no, we- would be normal. We wouldn't have to unpack it all with you standing next to us; idyllic versions of our parents. You never did anything wrong in this life. You're just stupid teenagers who didn't ask for all this. But now you have it; now you have us.

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    Oldest son. Heir. Crown Prince. Dirk heard it all the time. Little did he know what it meant.

    He got better. And thank god he got better. 11 more years and Dirk’s responsibility would be on top of him. But for now, he tried to stay quiet. Even as he heard arguments about the war. Even as he heard his mother try and reason with her husband. He didn’t know what they were saying. But he remembered the night after he visited the king..

    Derse and Prospit have been at war for as long as the prince can remember. Between hiding magic, and trying to rule in place of a disinterested mother and an absent father, its all he can do not to fall apart. And thats what he can’t afford to do, when his younger brother is counting on him.

     

    OR: a strilonde-centric royalty and fantasy au, focusing on familial relationships, and magic :o

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    11/?
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    23
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    25
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    5
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    Dave had never liked the sun. It was strange, he was drawn to other things that were large and fiery and such. But never the sun. Something about it bugged him. Could be the heat or how early it was there or the heat again or the fact that it never fucking went away. Did he already mention the heat.

    The worst part of it was how unbearingly present it could be. It didn’t matter if he was working in the field or taking a break by the creek, it was always there, pushing at his back, his face, his sides. Making him sloppy and tired while he tended to the field, trying to lose himself in the routine. Even now when he was trying to submerge himself in sleep it was there in his eyes.

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    the story of a war told through snapshots

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    1/?
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    The human kids have some late night banter over movies.

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    1/1
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    27
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    ROXY: THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A HEART SEE!!!
    ROXY: OMG its so pretty davey look
    DAVE: looks more like a dick to me but sure
    ROSE: Let's leave the phalli-centric words at home, we can put a pin in that and examine them when we aren't trying to watch the fireworks
    DIRK: Wow Rose how patriotic I'm impressed

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    1/1
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    18
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    161
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    You don't go to parties often.

     

    Lookin' at the sky, thinkin' it could all be mine
    All we got is memories, so what the fuck is time?

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    1/1
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    Dirk claims to not remember much about his life before Dave started living with him and Bro, or even much about the time shortly after that, but you think he's not telling the whole truth there.

    [some completely not nosy observations Rose makes about Dirk]

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Bombs away just getting started/Come set sail, to the uncharted/Cus I look good, you look good/We look good, we should hang out

     

    You had just been starting to get used to elementary school when suddenly oh look, time to switch to a whole new school because it's time for middle school.

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    You always knew you had a twin brother.

    [an exploration of Rose getting used to Dave and Dirk suddenly living with her, Roxy, and Mom]

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    156
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    5
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