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    One of the best parts about living in what was, relatively speaking, the middle of nowhere meant that most adjacent towns to you were similar levels of middle of nowhere-ness. Some of them were even more middle-of-nowhere. Some of them were even less, producing a steady gradient of somewheres that steadily became more and more somewhere until they became a middle-of-somewhere, and from there, evolved towns, cities, and the metropolitan idea of a clustered crowd. But still, that left a steady gradient of nowheres, little abandoned places scattered across the world to find like tschotchkes while the humans previously inhabiting them migrated from somewhere to larger somewhere.

    62/365

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    "You've been meddling. Fussing. Sticking your prongs in everyone's business." Vriska grins. "Don't tell me you're shooting for ashen."

    "Oh god no."

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    June: something can matter without being ‘canon’ right??
    Rose: Exactly. You’re getting it.
    Rose: I’m going to make this story relevant.

    (Wish fulfilment, haha! This was really fun to write. Another gosh darn Epilogue Rewrite. I loved the Epilogues, but here you go anyway.)

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    A Terezi fic based on Homestuck^2 Chapter 10. Content warning for depictions of dissociation and plurality, along with references to trauma. Also a lot of saucy lesbian flirting.

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    Rose always knew she was into some weird shit. But the vague idea of an attraction to the supernatural was nothing compared to the full force of her wife morphing into an eight feet tall horror creature and her heart's consequent reaction. But we are getting ahead of ourselves. This fic is not about sexy monsters or xenophilic broads, but rather the supremely shitty experience of watching your significant other turn into a soggy bug mummy and the excruciating wait that follows.

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    9/?
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    Terezi gets sick for reasons beyond the author's knowledge and Rose and Dirk attempt to help. It's 3 am I just really think Terezi needs therapy or something

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    Or: Real Housewives of The Medium: Battleroyale

    Kanaya Maryam-Lalonde fucking hates the neighbors. Or, well, The Neighbor. Terezi is a perfectly fine, perfectly respectable woman- an excellent lawyer by all accounts. But her wife... her wife is a foul beast who could only have been sent with the express purpose of shattering this otherwise paradisaical suburban life.

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    5/?
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    TUE - 18: PALE/ASHEN/PITCH/FLUSH

    4 chapter fic, all 4 chapters have been uploaded.

    In a world where SBURB and SGRUB never happened, a boy and a girl have four different relationships.

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    "So, cards on the table, anything said here will never leave this room, blah blah whatever," Terezi said as she dropped carelessly into a chair opposite Rose in the meteor lab's library. "What bullshit side effect did you get as the booby prize in the Seer package?"

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    In the Camp for Atypical Children, there is no law, no order, no governing system except for the adults there. Often, there is no justice for any crimes committed by the campers there. Therefore, the Legislation was born; a club of eleven campers who work together in order to solve the several small crimes that are committed in camp.
    Little do they know, a real crime may be afoot.
    (I'm sorry, I'm really bad at descriptions.)
    (It's helpful if you know at least a little bit about each fandom.)

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    Rose and Terezi bring themselves to discuss the possibility of another timeline, perhaps that they weren't a part of the original timeline, perhaps there was something they should talk about.

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    Alternatively: In which a young jadeblood in possession of a flower shop in the center of the country's most magically active city dies, leaving her human lover to become entangled in illegal magic with several witches, a killer, some thieves, a private eye, and a rather unfortunate amount of undead.

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    2/?
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    "First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be"
    -Kimya Dawson- The Beer

    Have you ever woken up in the morning with a headache, the taste of stale alcohol in your mouth, and regret for everything you've ever done? Rose Lalonde has.

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    “learning to love me is learning to love
    that which has happened
    to me with me and from me”
    -Accept, Jamie Oliveira

    Terezi tries to protect herself like she didn't before and John tries to learn how to do this thing called kismesissitude

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    7/?
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    "Swallowing glass, calling it healing //
    sharp edges ripping apart what is left
    of the heart until there is nothing but
    empty space & we can swallow
    light, we will swallow
    the light, we will (try to)
    swallow the light,
    (if only the blood would
    stop pouring.)"
    -excerpt from pragmatic, Han Hyland

    when you were a chid you swallowed the light just to see what would happen
    it was a lot easier going down than up

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    It is an uneventful evening, and Rose is sitting in front of the fire when Vriska Serket comes crashing into her life. Quite literally, through her window. One minute Rose is curled up on the chaise longue, absorbed in her copy of Tentacular Monstrosities: the Denizens of the Deep, the next there's a troll with a mass of hair smashing through the glass.

     

    An AU based very, very loosely on Pirates of the Caribbean.

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    ROSE: Maybe you and I should form some sort of support group.
    ROSE: Isn't that what people do?
    TEREZI: 4RGH NO, TH4T SOUNDS SO TOT4LLY 1RON1C!
    TEREZI: TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 N33D 1S 4NOTH3R HUM4N US1NG 1RONY 4T M3 1N 4N 4TT3MPT TO "H3LP"

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    Bargaining with the Beasts beyond the reaches of furthest space for the opportunity of a new life, this time without the albatross of Sburb hanging over their heads, does indeed grant Rose Lalonde and her friends freedom from the game—at the price of their humanity. The new universe forged by the Noble Circle is a vivid, indistinguishable replica of the Alternia thought destroyed by all involved. With an oppressive caste system and the grim reality of new lives as trolls, and all that implies, Rose and her fifteen comrades resolve to instigate revolution and overthrow the oppressive regime of Her Imperious Condescension. But they number only sixteen, having barely scraped the surface of adulthood, and they are not the gods they once thought they were, and the Empress is an ancient thing—almost more institution than living, breathing being—with the power of an uncountable horde of trolls under her grasp.

    Rose figures that makes them about even.

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    Illustrations- Instead of leaving LOLAR to go fight, the seers stay to complete the land's quest.

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    As the sun plummeted toward the western mountains' waiting teeth, the jagged terrain of the badlands fell away, stone dropping in layers of gray, gold, ochre, down to a vast, barren plain. This was Hammerfall, the cursed place where the gods struck the earth to raise the Anvil. No rain fell. No rivers ran. No life grew. Even the vultures avoided this place, knowing in their bones that it was both holy and inimical. Here the gathered holds of the northwest quarter came, every twenty years, to call the rain. Here they brought life from death.

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