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    JAKE: You didnt know?
    DIRK: I kind of just rode in on my badass steed, so I’m gonna need the lowdown here.



    On a quest bequeathed to him from some late paternal asshole, Dirk (and Dave, begrudgingly), arrive at the charming little town Silverdale. Unbeknownst to them, this town is not as peaceful as it seems, and they are quickly dragged into a much larger ordeal than either anticipated.

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    Rose is full of wishes: she wishes her sister Roxy didn’t have to work all day to make ends meet. She wishes her brother Dirk didn’t have to plunge into debt for his degree. She wishes her brother Hal had a body. She wishes her brother Dave---also known as the vigilante Jumpstart---didn’t have to risk his life on the street against the villains that the Prospitian Hero Tower never bothered to chase. A tower that would rather imprison him than help anyone.
    And she wishes her powers were more useful than seeing a future she is powerless to prevent.
    All she can do is take commissions, stay in school, and keep safe---until she sees a new threat and can’t let herself stay down any longer.
    If Dave and Hal can do something, surely she can, too.

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    When a young and parentless boy gets adopted into a troll friend group, he unknowingly starts a rivalry between himself and the short, shouty leader of the group. Completely unaware that this is the beginning of the end of his normal, totally cool, and completely trauma-free teenage life.

     

    A Davekat Lilo and Stitch au
    Don't worry, it isn't a direct copy and paste of the movie, but you'll notice some similarities here and there!

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    Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.

    The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

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    Your name is FEMBOY JADE, and last time your beloved ECTO-SISTER JUNE EGBERT missed out on all the fun! You should do something about that...

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    It's your twenty-first birthday.

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    Rose and Terezi languish in the world they and their friends have created. Perhaps they can languish together.

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    Your name is Amanda Winston and you are a massive fucking middle finger to every single rule set by Paradox Space: You use fighter jets as your Strife Specibus, You are the winner of a dead sburb session but worst of all, you want a happy ending for everyone involved in this dust-forsaken story known as Homestuck. Normally, your wild shenanigans should've promptly resulted in you and everyone around you being banished into a Doomed Timeline all while the Alpha timeline continues as it does. But here's the catch: you are still here, you are Lord English's number one nemesis, and you are more than willing to break this cruel reality into microscopic pieces and tear the narrative inside out to accomplish your goals.

    Canon be damned, everybody's gonna get out of this cursed game alive and happy, you'll make sure of that.

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    "What is it you said...that trolls are like bears?"

    "Mhm! In this instance, yeah. I mean, trolls are mostly like bees, sort of like bats, and kind of like dolphins, but they're like bears when it comes to attacking people. If you aren't looking to totally die, you have to stand your ground and talk low. Screaming and running just make ya look like easy prey."

    You stare at the humming green pod and imagine Karkat, your friend, leaping and trying to slash at your stomach, your throat. Doing it out of fear and obliviousness, only to find out what he'd done later. Even if you'd revive (and you're pretty certain you would), he'd never be able to live with himself. "Remind me what the word for "harmless" is."

    Roxy smirks, huffing out of their nose and looking up at you through pink, heart-rimmed shades. "Pfft. 'Fraid not. Alternians don't have a concept of a total non-threat."

    "Hm." 

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    Nepeta Leijon's mother passed away not even a year ago. Now her older sister is raising her, despite her impending marriage. Nepeta makes time for her friends and their relationships. But can she manage her own?

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    Welcome to the grand season finale of my series about my favorite two dorks and the probably most underrated ship in the history of paradox space. I could rant for hours how everything would've went differently if John and Dirk had met up after the game ended but I kinda wrote a whole fanfic series about it instead so. Yeah. (It is this series. Yes.)

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    When Dave was thirteen, he stepped into a portal to a new world. With his best friends, he fought battles, sacrificed his life, and was reborn as a god king of Skaia—all before his sixteenth birthday.

    Now, at age nineteen, Dave is a mediocre third-year psychology major who spends his days mixing sick beats, avoiding his twin sister, and working evening shifts at a biochronology and sleep disorders lab.

    Karkat is the loud RA in the romantic relationships lab next door.

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    An off-season holiday party continuation of Coffee and Cinnamon Bears.

    Kanaya is at an extremely chaotic Egbertian-hosted house party for the holidays, when someone catches her eye.

     

    (Note: reading CACB isnt required to understand this fic, but it gives context!)

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    Karkat and Dave are just trying to get through college but as Dave's issues at home are revealed, Karkat feels more than protective over the boy he has started to view as more than a friend. But his over protectiveness might just cause more harm than good.

    I'm shit at summaries-

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    The game is over.

    Dirk thinks everything will finally be okay.

    But dear lord. He has never been more wrong.

    It's quiet at first, the little hints of toxicity slipping in ever so slightly. An issue here, an argument there. Nothing to worry about. Right?

    It only takes a spark to start a forest fire.

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    It’s Rose’s turn to supervise Caliborn, and this time he has a gift for her.

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    Terezi swears that she's fine. She doesn't talk about her issues, not even to her best friends, but it's fine. The only support group in town for people with chronic illnesses and disabilities is run with a positively sickening attitude of everything happens for a reason. Terezi can't stand it. She swears that she's fine, but really, she's not. And Rose knows that she's not, and that's when an idea comes in. Bitching about their problems, honest conversations about day to day life, no higher power nonsense, and tons of snacks. All in the middle of Terezi's living room. Terezi is reluctant to participate at first, but soon she finds there's a few benefits to having a shoulder to cry on. Or six.
    Then there's Vriska, a foul-mouthed girl with a bad attitude who hates most things and people. She finds herself, however, not hating these people.

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    I don't know how to summary this so uh, people die, romance happens, and oh my gosh everything is intense.

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    Jane Crocker has never looked like other girls. This weighs more heavily on her than people realize.

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    Two Roses grapple with the dissonance between one another, at the behest of those around them. At the behest of no one, everything unravels.

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    4/4
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