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    Your name is John Egbert and you just got done smashing your phone due to little green twerps trying to start shit. This is the first time you've felt really passionate about something in a long time, and that thought actually manages to get through to you. How long are you gonna let yourself stay in this funk?

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    Rose just wants to score well on the MCAT, and Dave just wants the sun to be less aggressive.

    The problem is, Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider should not exist. And there’s a whole lotta people who want to set things right.

    See also: Karkat is a surprisingly good study buddy, but he and Rose are horrible matchmakers.

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    3/?
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    John has spent most of his life so far feeling like something has been off. He's starting high school this year, and he figures it will be just like every other year.

    Rose is an incredibly smart girl, and besides her lingering admission of her sexuality to her friends, her main purpose is to steer those friends towards their best futures.

    Dana is a cool girl. Her brother has always pushed her to be the best, and she's always lived up to that. She's simply passing that legacy on to her friends.

    Jade has always been a happy girl, and her time talking with her friends has only added to that. She's sure she'll always remain a beacon of positivity to them.

    All of the above are lies.

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    5
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    June goes for a walk and ends up speaking with Rose

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    Dave and Karkat have a pretty gorgeous rivalry going and everyone knows it except them.

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    John's life is changing in ways that can really only mean that he's the protagonist of a Disney Channel movie. That is to say, he's the new kid in school. And maybe it's not as easy as he thought it would be. Maybe.

    (title from something has to change by the japanese house.)

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    Karkat and his brother Kankri moved to a new town for a new start. Kankri quickly find a peaceful job at the local library but keeps getting harassed by a tall stranger in weird pointy shades. Karkat reconnects with his old friend Sollux and finds out that he is also a cop at the police station he is getting transferred to. Rose just wants to run her coffee shop and come home to her beautiful wife. Dave is a local DJ that got bored and decided to mess with some small and cute police officer who seemed way too tense for his own good, And Dirk struggles with human emotions when he suddenly falls hard for the new librarian.
    All while Brodrick struggles with being a good parent. Add the Mafia with Calliborn and we got ourselves an A class Story plot!

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    The continuation of Fun With Dirk and Jane (Disc 1: Before Meteor)
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    The Meteor and the Golden Vessel are rapidly approaching the new Session. There have been some issues, but they're being cleaned up right now. All they have to do now is merge the Sessions, defeat Caliborn, and everything will be absolutely and completely fine. Right? Right.
    ...
    No.

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    21/21
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    What goes on inside Rose's mind on an average, and not so average day.

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    Besides Alternia's generally crappy propensity for rampant casteism, ambiguous and yet totally-psycho dictators, and the ground's literal ability to swallow corpses whole, you think that you and your hivemate are reasonably well-off in the sense that you're alive and you've almost made it to adulthood unharmed.

    Almost.

    Joke's on you, then.

    OR: the story of one mutantblood and his hivemate, caught dead-center in the third -- and possibly final -- rebellion.

    END OF PART 1! (NOT on hiatus)

    UPDATES every week! (unless otherwise stated)

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    14/?
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    a collection of drabbles written for a dave (nicknamed latte by friends) rp blog on tumblr

    some of these are written for ask memes and some of these are just like. actual fics i put real effort into but based around this character. ull kno when u see the chapter names

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    Rose is gay, and she wants to be gayer with her wife, Kanaya! However, she doesn't seem to be around. Welp! That's probably important.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Karkat Vantas is used to the fact that he will always end up with the shitty short straw. Not only is he a mutant but ended up Quirkless, both horrible on their own but put together, you might as well put yourself to death to save society the trouble. But then an incident happens to him that causes him to re-think his future along with a possible threat on the horizon.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, you're the victor of the 72nd Hunger Games, and the only thing you care about is keeping yourself and your brother safe.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and the Capitol made the mistake of turning you into a killing machine and then giving you every reason to want to see it burn.

    Your name is Jake English, and you survived to become the single most popular victor in the Capitol. You're not sure if death would really have been much worse.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're going to be the next Head Gamemaker no matter whose corpse you have to step over to get there.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you know you're going to die.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you refuse to let them kill you.

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    This is an accessible version of the fan comic TLC stuck: Double Death of the Author on MS Paint Fan Adventures, which provides an alternate ending following the Game Over versions of the characters. Panels have been described, and text has been altered to make it more screen reader friendly.

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    Chapters:
    135/?
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    2
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    25
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    3
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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    21/?
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    128
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    1618
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    Kanaya was able to confess her feelings to Jade and for their first date they decide to have a movie night with some of their friends.

     

     

    This one has multiple chapters yeehaw

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Two omniscient bros with debilitating depression, sitting between realities, five feet apart because we haven't reached that part of the narrative yet. Keep a tight grip on the bridles of your metaphorical horses. I'm working up to it.

    (Dirk is tired. Haven't you ever wanted to let someone make the tough choices for you?)

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    38,395
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
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    It's Dave's birthday today and Karkat wants so desperately to give his difficult and slippery fool of a roommate his present.

    Beautiful art and Dave writing done mainly by Ultimatum, Karkat writing done mainly by MsGeekNerd

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    English
    Words:
    4,140
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    201
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    After the Candy Epilogues, John confronts the prospect of the rest of his life. He doesn't know how to answer the big questions, but he's getting there.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    70

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