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    One day a mysterious book is sent to the office addressed to Lewis. Inside is a strange assortment of spells and incantations that can fulfil anyone's particular desires. Where the book comes from doesn't really bother Lewis, he just wants to find out what he can do with such an item.

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    For every possible universe, and every possible possibility, there is the smut version of it. This is a truth that been used throughout the history of fiction, to varying effect. This is one of those smut universes. Specifically, this is a Yogsmut universe, where everyone acts as if they lived in a porn film, without the diseases and soul-rending behind-the-scenes treatment of performers. Sexuality and anatomy are bent to appeal to the tastes of whoever creates the smutworld, and therefore is meaningless, and little regard is given to how the subjects of the smut would react if they ever found out about it, despite it being deeply offensive to them as a human being with a functioning personality beyond sex and sexuality. This particular smutworld is born on the back of four lovers on a huge bed travelling through space, going at it slowly but definitely, and causing seismological events to happen when they get too excited. But enough of all that, let’s get to the smut. You know the stuff. Everyone is well-endowed, everyone is young and beautiful and happy, and nobody gets pregnant.

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    A collection of a few works I have either given up on, lost interest in, or have not completed for other reasons. Various AU's and ships within, check each chapter summary for warnings/ship details. Just thought I might post them to get writing feedback, and if any of you love them enough I may just finish a couple.

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    4/?
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    Kim is getting back into the groove as the sex mistress she used to be, and she has a few interesting ways to get her title back.

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    23/?
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    Ross, Trott and Smith stole a treasure because they were pirates, but now King Lewis wants them burned at the stake and the Livid Cannibal wants their head on a platter. Despite all that, it’ll probably be the incompetent young boy’s fault for their ship to sink.

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    A collection of short drabbles, based on prompts around the theme "violence and awfulness" I got over on my writing blog.

    (Please, please take note of the warnings in the tag. Each chapter will have specific warnings in author's notes.)

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    Everyone knows The Lady and The Tramps songs, but not everyone knows the story of how they were written.

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    2/?
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    I don't want to give anything away so:
    Hatsounds Siren/pirates AU(siren as in mermaids)[also sorry I'm bad at tagging things]

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    It was mid winter at Panda Labs, snow had been falling, although not heavy,steadily for the past few days. All thoughts of the inevitable showdown with the Hat boys were put on hold as a temporary truce was enacted, for nobody, apart from Trott it seemed, cared enough to brave the minecraftian winter enough to really put the effort in…

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    "It was meant to be a fresh start. Moving across a dimension and two continents should have been enough. A new neighborhood, where no one knew who she was. What she was. She was going to sell her noodles and her poppets, and that would be that. Then they came in and fucked everything up. Of course, now that she knows them, she isn’t all too surprised."

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    Kim goes and does some work experience over at Hat Corp before the Hats give her a special bet which she's keen to beat

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    This is the prompt I am using from tumblr!
    You’re parents are extremely overprotective and hired me[us] to be your bodyguard[s].
    They made a mistake.

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    Bassist Nanosounds is left band-less after her award-winning indie rock group, Monster Hunters, splits up. With nothing to do but mope around and not pay her bills, Nano needs to sign with another band if she wants to continue her career in music.

    Enter Hat Rack, the mish-mash-genre band whose bassist has just walked out on them for mysterious reasons. Stranded without a bass guitar player only months before their tour, they're desperately looking for someone to bring on board.

    Worlds collide and Nano makes a choice. But has she signed up for more than she can handle?

    Who are we kidding, she's fucked.

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    Prompt from tumblr: You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you’re hot AU (Also thanks to thelittlearsonist on tumblr for the title!)

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    Kim has been with the hat boys for a good while, but has managed to never once lose herself to the flux in all that time. Even with all of Smith's thaumcraft.

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    "UNTO Almighty God we commend the soul of our brother departed, and we commit his body to the deep; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection unto eternal life, through our Lord Jesus Christ; at whose coming in glorious majesty to judge the world, the sea shall give up her dead; and the corruptible bodies of those who sleep in him shall be changed, and made like unto his glorious body; according to the mighty working whereby he is able to subdue all things unto himself." - Episcopal Prayer for burial at sea; The Book of Common Prayer (1928) p. 337
    The tale of a girl, a mermaid, and three dead men.

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    Nanosounds is the best hitwoman in Columbia, and has two new targets: the Lutece twins. Nonsense and adventure ensues.

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    2/?
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    Kim loses a bet with Smith and ends up having to do whatever he asks of her all day... What's worse then being
    indebted to Hat Films? Nothing, that's what.

    SmithxKim, later on more Hatsounds

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    Alsmiffy's an artist in art school, and a good one at that. But the thing is, he's absolutely horrid at story writing.

    Nano's an artist at the same school with Smith, but she's horrible at drawing illustrations - although good at creative writing.

    . . . What happens then is pretty predictable. [ Alternate Universe. I do not own the characters in this fanfic. All belong to their rightful owners. ]


    “. . . And you can’t pass because you’re shit at writing,” Nano continued.
    Smith nodded, sighing at his situation. “Pretty much. It sucks . . .” He glanced at her. “So, can you help me?”

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