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    he feels so small. goddamn miniscule. here he is, a fifteen-year-old boy completely alone in an apartment surrounded by a sea that reaches beyond the horizon, and he wishes he was a little kid again, but with someone there to hold him. he’s a teenager. he’s been taking care of himself his entire life. what the fuck is wrong with him?

    (or: dirk learns about a “non-standard” coping mechanism rooted in never having a proper guardian—the hard(ish) way.)

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    At his first party in years and first time out in weeks, Dirk runs into his twin sister’s annoying straight ex and finds out that at some points in time, their curves converge. John and Dirk function in different patterns, but the result of that intersection is within the realm of achievable solutions, if complex.

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    Things didn't go as they expected it would. The end result of winning the game is far more chaotic and unexpected than John, Jake, Dave, Roxy and Karkat expected, with a new species, diplomacy, and the double identities.

    Then again, that maybe isn't as bad as they think.

    (Or, five young adults, a first contact between two species, and conning your way to victory)

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    They fuck you up, your mom and dad.

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    Jake English is seeking revenge for the loss of his grandmother. Jane Crocker is a rebellious princess with nothing better to do. Dirk Strider is a lonely wandering vagabond who just wants somewhere to belong. Roxy LaLonde is a thief who makes habits of ambushing people and making friends.
    And the four of them are off to hunt a dragon.

    Currently placed on semi-hiatus! I'll update when I can, the next planned update is January 10th!

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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

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    Dave Strider is 23 and back at his old high school. Instead of pursuing his MFA, writing music, directing films, Dave has placed his future plans on hold in order to return home and take care of his younger siblings after the death of their parents.

    And he's heard about Karkat Vantas from his enamored siblings.

    They weren't wrong when they said he was cute.

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    On the other side of the white door is a brand new world.
    The new Earth might not be a paradise, but it's got trolls and humans and Obama so it can't be that bad.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you want to put this whole SGRUB BULLSHIT behind you and start living PEACEFULLY with your matesprite/boyfriend.
    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and there are PEOPLE TO SAVE and things to do. May as well put these AWESOME POWERS of yours to good use!
    You are a set of sixteen Gods unleashed on an unsuspecting world and surely NOTHING will go wrong!

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    The human called June Eg8ert is about to collide with the shards of a reality she herself helped to break.

    Will she pick up the pieces, or merely make a bigger mess?

    We are very curious to find out.

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    Kanaya Maryam is a very normal girl, with very normal girl problems. She knows she will be expected to carry out a task, but what she isn't prepared for is how it's thrust upon her as greatness and teenage lust tends to do.

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    Everyone waited anxiously on the day Bro Strider came back to life, all of the original Gods gathered around since this man was considered a danger… but they did not expect what would happen on that day, not even Rose with her seer status.

    Instead of a villain, a monster from their imaginations, the man that woke up was confused and had clear fear of the scars that he saw on Dave's face and body.. a man who had no memories of what he had done.

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    USER REQUEST: rose lalonde lipstick marking

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    john had a long summer. it's about time casey gets a birthday party.

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    The sequel to CronusQuest. The following fanfiction contains coarse language and, due to its content, should not be read by anyone.

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    13/?
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    USER REQUEST: roxygen phone s•x?

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    None of you have any problem giving love; all of the trouble lies in accepting it.

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    I'll be posting my drabbles here from now on. I have many and will work on archiving them, but here are some for now.

     

    DRABBLES ON TWITTER

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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
    OR
    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    15/?
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    A birthday gift to myself :D

    Dave had thought they won the game. He thought he'd be able to go to the new Earth with his boyfsprite and friends. He thought it was all over.

    Key word being 'thought'.

    Where is he now? Why does this place look vaguely like his old apartment in Houston? And why is Bro and his robot self so nice?

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    4/?
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    78
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    12
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    In short, Dave is getting married in six weeks, and you- Dirk Strider, that is- kind of told your ex that you were going with your longtime crush. Cue mischief, mayhem, and mutual pining.

    Updates this Saturday!

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    1/?
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