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    They won the game, but it was only the beginning. Something went wrong (or maybe it was planned all along). Now six gods are stuck on Earth, memories of the battles and deaths still fresh in their mind as they try to find some way back. None of their friends seem to remember, and as old enemies reappear, the goal of leaving this new game grows further and further out of reach.

    Unknown to our band of heroes, The Alternate Game isn't leaving them entirely alone.

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    -- Done To The Lyrics Of: I Was Made For Loving You-Maria Mena (Cover) --

    Grandpa Harley has passed and John wants out of the house. Thank fuck that old man left him the beach house in the will (Much to Jade’s anger) and he takes this as an opportunity to start his own life even if it is a ten-hour flight away from home. John starts to get comfortable with the island life. He can understand why Jade would come here every summer. All the stories of hunting crazy animals and spooky things that lurked. He can see how this place builds that kind of creativity in the mind. Not that he ever believed in any of that bullshit. That is...until he meets a certain someone that lives in the ocean that likes to visit the docks by the house and John begins to grow fond of them.

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    Rose Lalonde has a dilemma. Her siblings all have partners that will accompany them to their annual Christmas party -- and she doesn't. Refusing to be the only Strilonde without someone to date, Rose tries her best to get a cute girl in her creative writing class to agree to fake date her over Christmas -- but what if the girl thinks that they're dating for real?

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    The end of the world is bad enough on its own. But when you've been barely treading water for as long as you can remember, when your whole ass life has seemed to take place through a pane of frosted glass, when you've just fucked up the only damn thing that ever seemed good or real in your entire existence, then... well. End of the world might just make a guy think it's time to take a plunge and let oblivion do its worst. Gotta be better than this, right?

    Unless the most unexpected person imaginable catches you before you hit the ground.

    Hi, I'm Dave and this is the story of how I found hope in the wilderness because a cosmic semisentience took pity on me or I guess had plans for me or something. Unclear at this point. anyway here's wonderwall.

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    This is the story of Eleven fucking idiots and their grouchy rebellion leader
    This is also the story of three freedom fighting celebrities and their super cool dude friend

    In other words, the Beforean Ancestors and the Alpha Guardians and how all their shit went down

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    Dave would be more bothered about being woken up to an angry mother if she wasn't so hot. The sooner they can get their kids sorted out, the sooner they can ... flirt awkwardly and do nothing about it probably.
    (eventual smut I promise)

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    Follow along an Egbert who never opened the pandora's box of Sburb, and instead lived his life as normally as one possibly could. See to our intrepid protagonist as he faces the difficulties of alcoholism, existential crises, and an impending Alternian invasion! Find John Egbert searching for answers about his past and the choices he 'could' have made in an alternate life.

    A choice he was given 20 years ago, on his 13th birthday.

    Face off against a cast of well-beloved characters, now older and wiser but also just trying to fit into a society that puts them on a much lower standing than their alternative god-hood counterparts.

    If you like long-winded paragraphs of semi flow of consciousness 3rd person-limited narration surrounding the life of John Egbert and his soon-to-be friends, I highly recommend you read this.

    MAJOR NOTE: The beginning chapters are a bit slow and unimpactful. They serve to give a sense as to what John has become through his years of adulthood. It gets much wilder the longer you read!

    Author's note:
    I'll be adding more character tags as they come up in later chapters.

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    As young, 12 year old Roxy Lolande flys through life on Earth, her dreams bare another life that grasps onto the supernatural and the unknown. From what once was a normal life, to days filled with halusinations, Roxy dives deeper into her subconscious, or what she thinks is her subconscious. From only fearing bad grades in class, to now fearing the drones in her dreams, she must save her mind from two conflicting sides of her home holding different stars.
    What will this young girl do?

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    I'm sorry, dear daughter, and I know that there's nothing I can do to help anymore. I am filled with so much regret. I wish things had turned out differently.

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    i guess i have to eventually get started and not drown myself in a list of tangents and deflections of what i actually plan to talk about. which isnt anything at the moment. my publicist said this would be good for the ratings and promised me that i wouldnt have to do interviews for the next couple months and you know i said yes in a heartbeat. no offense, fuck that. all offense to you interviewers but you can kiss my ass. im tired of the settle down question. or when im going to have a kid, or if dirk is my actual kid or some kid i stole from a different universe, blah blah blah

    im literally just vibing.

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    Through the timely intervention of friendly aliens, dead dictators, and cyborg Obama, Dave and Rose no longer have their eventual death at the hands of the Batterwitch and the subsequent destruction of planet Earth to fear.

    Instead, they have something much harder to face.

    Parenthood.

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    Karkat Vantas is used to the fact that he will always end up with the shitty short straw. Not only is he a mutant but ended up Quirkless, both horrible on their own but put together, you might as well put yourself to death to save society the trouble. But then an incident happens to him that causes him to re-think his future along with a possible threat on the horizon.

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    Look Joey I’m not going to spoil my surprise for you here.
    You aren’t quite ready yet, but I will say this.
    Even though we are not connected by blood, I see a lot of potential in you.
    We will meet again soon
    Though you may not be “you” exactly.

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    -- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 23:58 --

    TG: yo dirk
    TG: bruh
    TG: dude are you home

    Your name is Dirk Strider and you are watching television on the sofa in your living room. It’s ass o’clock on your birthday that is coming to an end and Dave is asking you if you are home. Fucking weirdo. You decide to tell the truth because honestly, why does it matter if you are or not? You live about two thousand miles away from Dave in your trusty little home in San Francisco, California and he lives in Houston. Texas.

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    Karkat's duties as assistant to eccentric genius director Dave Strider are wild and varied. Protecting him from insistent corporate suitors is a new one.

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    David Lalonde is a successful playwright that takes great joy in mocking the upper echelons of society to which his family had once belonged. His brother, Dirk, has long since attempted to raise their reputation and good name from the mud, though David has made that as difficult as possible and taken it upon himself to slander Dirk's own name. David's feelings towards his brother grow ever more complicated after a lapse of control one night, resulting in Dirk fleeing and David being left to not only face the fallout- but his own mistakes.

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    A guy with reality-bending powers, a girl with the power to resurrect the dead, and a whole lot of kids who are sorely lacking in guardians. If you've got the will and a way, why not exploit it a little?

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    An angel and a demon have been assigned to play human so they can watch over a baby. Well, two babies. Sort of explains why the powers that be sent two representatives...but not really why they sent these specific two.

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    Reaux raises an eyebrow, glancing from Roxanne (who hasn't even realized she's just spilled beans you'd rather have safely in the bag) to D (who's not just hiding his reaction but totally clueless; you didn't tell him about this yet) to you. And by normal standards, you've got a decent poker face—but Reaux ain't normal, now is she?

    The Strilonde siblings reunite for the first time since their parents died, and Ambrose ends up having to explain his plan to keep them all together a bit sooner than he intended.

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    “Prince John opened the door, of course - and what he saw surprised him more than anything. For, behind the door, was a forest. He almost dropped his lantern, but instead, he picked it up, and closed the door behind him. When he looked back, the door was part of a tree, barely visible. And all he could see was the forest, daylight coming through the trees. He set the lantern down and tied his scarf to the tree, so he would be able to find it later, and used his compass to check where he was.”

    “That’s smart,” said John, cozying up under the covers and yawning. “What’d he find in there?”

    “There stood a boy, about his age."

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