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Famous Director David Strider finds out his estranged brother, Dietrich Strider, has a couple of kids he told nobody about, and he rightfully wants to meet them. So he drops everything and flies to Houston, like any reasonable person would.
Unfortunately for David, Dietrich is not a reasonable person.
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Dave is home alone playing on his computer when he gets a random message from a name he doesn't recognise, and they claim to be his uncle. Dirk and Dave decide to meet him.
It's the best decision they ever made.
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Decide to start doing this to maybe encourage to to start writing more
Be warned that most of these will be comship only a few normal ones :3- Language:
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The heir to the Lalonde family must face her mother's mentor, the Reverend Mother.
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homeshippinglikeapro tumblr NSFW art requests by karkavicious, LackLuckster, SirCondom
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Mar 2024
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Tumblr is a bitch, so we (mod Pro, mod Karkavicious and mod Fic) will post every NSFW art request for homeshippinglikeapro on AO3.
The requests are problematic (non con, age gap, incest, various kinks, etc.) Please mind the warnings. Thank you!
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it's what it says on the tin. art-only, basically.
you know the brontë quote by now, I'm sure:
Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. -
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The celebrated moviemaker D. Strider receives a cryptic warning and a location to be at. When he arrives, something is falling from the sky.
Meanwhile, the meteor has broken into a new reality, only for it all to come crashing down at supersonic speeds.
Featuring a hole in reality, the kiddiecamper handysash actually being useful for once, trolls being weird, and Vriska jumping to continually hasty (and violent) conclusions.Series
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No longer content with being "incredibly rich," and "overly successful in their respective fields," entertainment wunderkind Dave Strider (Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff) and alleged scrivener Rose Lalonde (Complacency of the Learned) have decided to tackle artistic expression's final frontier: podcasting.
Watch these siblings(?) talk entertainment news, political intrigue, raising your testosterone levels, and celebrity gossip. Will Rose finally establish herself as the alpha sibling and kill Dave, absorbing both his fortune and his mummy's curse? Probably! Tune in once a month to "honey, we started a podcast!," the only podcast certified to make whatever disease you currently have much, much more contagious.
And if you can't listen good, read our official transcript below!
(Original Publishing Date: January 27th, 2024. Archived September 3rd, 2032.)
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Your name is Jake English.
You buried your Grandma because no one else could.
You have three friends, and you never want them to think less of you.
You have one friend you can't help but love.
You have one life you seem intent on ruining.A Jake English character study
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“I do not think Spongebob would survive the apocalypse.”
“Literally why though?”
“Why would he survive?”
“Dude he can literally rip himself up into bits.”
“That doesn’t stop you from getting bit and infected dude.”
“He’s a sponge! They wouldn’t wanna eat him.”
“They go after anything that makes noise, Spongebob can’t shut up to save his life.”
“You watch how you talk about Spongebob Johnathan whatever-your-middle-name-is Egbert.”
“James.”
“What?”
“My middle name is James.”
“Oh, really?”
“Yeah.”
“Johnathan James Egbert.”
“That’s me.”
“Well Johnathan James Egbert watch your fucking mouth about how you talk about Spongebob.”
“I’m right though!”
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Era
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i wtote tis wall drunk& rllt zhort & cehk out my otherworks ty. oh and this one shots of roxy angst j'll be updating at random intervals giggles
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Dave wakes up on the roof of an apartment he left for his future kid. Houston isn't flooded and there is no blatant Betty Crocker Propaganda on the billboards around him.
There is someone breathing besides him, looking like a complete douche in an assholish combo of both hat and sunglasses.
He thinks that maybe he isn't as dead as he thought he was.
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John deviates from Terezi's instructions and everyone is ejected from canon onto Earth. At first John and Terezi are afraid they're the only ones, but when more and more familiar faces start appearing, they start to worry who might appear next.
Wherein John and Terezi get a fucking minute to hangout finally before the world maybe ends again.
We're burrowed fuck-deep in alternate continuity now.
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roxy slogs and steps through everything like it’s a swamp. she’s got her whole life ahead of her, and yet, it feels like she’s just staring at what the possibilities are.
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One of the stories that haunts me the most from living with Bro.
Fuck, I mean. He did tons of shit. A limitless amount, even. But even then, it almost can't compare to- lemme just. Say it. I don't know if I've ever told this to anyone. Uh..
Dave Strider going into detail about one of his past experiences. More specifically the one where he gets pregnant.
More Davebuse stuff. Enjoy!
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- Part 3 of Worst Childhood Ever
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As I Grasped Lovingly Onto The Rose Its Thorns Cut Me Even So by arachnesHalo
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Dec 2023
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Someone relapses, someone yearns and two people explore some feelings close to home.
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It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine) by 77angelNumbers77
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Nov 2023
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You light his cigarette on the balcony. The setting sun casts him in pink and periwinkle, kissing cheeks thinned early by long hours and patchy routines, stubble clinging to the line of his jaw. The years have tucked away the scared little boy that you know is still inside of him, but with the tremor in his fingers and all the subtle tells that the world is ending, he may as well be back in full force, swelling to fill a frame that has left him behind.
Your world will end in six hours.
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I've decided my Bro isn't very nice.
When I was younger, my Bro felt like a hero. He felt like the coolest guy ever, I wanted to be just like him. He had awesome puppets, some sick glasses, he could DJ, he could fight with swords.
I wanted to fight with swords. So he decided I would.
Dave's childhood, and how awful it was.
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- Part 1 of Worst Childhood Ever
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Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos
Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia
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Soulmate AU, featuring a No Thoughts Head Empty John and an Overthinking Dirk.
The catch? They can hear each others' thoughts.
Dirk is an engineering student visiting his brother, with a knack for overworking himself and a brain that's cluttered to hell and back.
John is a comedian/barista in California, just floating through life. Whatever happens happens, right?
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It’s day one of Dave and Rose’s summer vacation, and Roxy has big plans for them to be active in a new family, and life style.
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Or, a modern/farm AU where all of the cast besides, Dave and Rose, live in a small town filled with open fields and new opportunities. Agriculture centric.
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- Part 2 of Ag-Stuck
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