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    Dirk and Rose get thrown by cosmic bullshit from their respective universes to be stranded in the midst of Alpha Dave and Rose's cold war with the Condesce. They come to a single conclusion: the only way to keep the timeline from being doomed is to play a successful game of Sburb.

    Plans are easy enough to make. But Dirk Strider is a problem, and no one knows that better than Dirk Strider.

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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020, updates on Sundays.

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    22/30
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    Rose Lalonde is a high school psychiatrist. She can't sleep at night because of the problematic student. All she sees is a pure evil. That's why she never paid attention to the things that matter.

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    Welcome to Condy's home for people from wayward timelines.

    Completely altruistic.

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    18/?
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    a thing i wrote a few months ago and never properly finished

    friend told me to post it as a joke

    so I'm posting it

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    136
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Dirk asks his Bro when he first saw him as something other than his kid.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you have just won the game. Let’s rephrase that. Your name is Dave Strider and ONLY you have won the game.

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    Dave has just finished sburb and has no idea how to deal with his "happy ending."

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    4/?
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Español
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    10,539
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    3/?
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    Everyone waited anxiously on the day Bro Strider came back to life, all of the original Gods gathered around since this man was considered a danger… but they did not expect what would happen on that day, not even Rose with her seer status.

    Instead of a villain, a monster from their imaginations, the man that woke up was confused and had clear fear of the scars that he saw on Dave's face and body.. a man who had no memories of what he had done.

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    17/?
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    This is the story of Eleven fucking idiots and their grouchy rebellion leader
    This is also the story of three freedom fighting celebrities and their super cool dude friend

    In other words, the Beforean Ancestors and the Alpha Guardians and how all their shit went down

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    75
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    AU: Dave and Rose escaped from Crocker, mostly unharmed. The Rebellion continues and Rose needs help falling asleep.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Jake English moves into town with his sister and grandparents. New school, new Jake. How will it go? He has no idea and is fucking terrified. Struggling with his identity and now the stress of being in a public school.

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    3/20
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    13
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have a job to do.

    TWs will be on every chapter as we go along but general TWs in the tags!

    Also yes everyone is trans, autistic and polyamorous it's my fanfic and I'm going to project all I want and YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

    Comments are always appreciated!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    11
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    2
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    226
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    Kanaya Maryam is a very normal girl, with very normal girl problems. She knows she will be expected to carry out a task, but what she isn't prepared for is how it's thrust upon her as greatness and teenage lust tends to do.

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    English
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    5/?
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    Your name is Jake English, you are a college student, though you couldn't put a finger on what exactly you're studying, as it changes every chance you can rechoose a course. Currently, you are majoring in the ‘Inventions and Ideas’ course at Skaia university. You have a part-time career as a figure model, as well as helping out at your grandmother's botanical shop every chance you get. And you just fell in love

     


    Your name is Dirk Strider, you study robotics and art at Skia University. You spend your free time practicing your skills with music, art, and robots. You do robotic, sewing, and art-related commissions for your job as well as starting to publish music and on top of it all you run a blog. And you just fell in love

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    1/?
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    just a bunch of stuff i pulled from my tumblr

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    8/?
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    TT: Dave, are you seriously telling me you bought the rights of one of the largest fantasy series,
    TT: Probably costing hundreds of millions of dollars,
    TT: Just so you could make a mediocre Captain Planet joke?
    TG: yeah pretty much
    TG: oh and also i remember you telling me that your future kid is going to really like wizards
    TG: so i guess i can dedicate this to them or something
    TG: no biggie

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    Pieces of a puzzle you didn’t know you were putting back together suddenly appear and click right where they’re supposed to, bringing memories about a life you were unsure was yours into focus. Suddenly, you’re standing at the edge of an abyss, watching a countdown trickle down to zero, and when you turn to your right, Rose’s hand is reaching for you.

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    Famous director Dave Strider meets stand-up comedian and public enemy no. 1 of the rebellion, John Crocker, and finds out there is so much more to him than he let's on.

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    English
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    1/1
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    Dave and Bro move in with Rose and her mom. Dave thinks Rose is strange at first, but eventually they become close...
    24 pages for 24 Hour Comic Day. Originally posted on tumblr.

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    English
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    20,919
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    8
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    757

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